Topic: Lets make a text based RPG game
Posted by dungeons and anal
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I am a Level one Mage

my inventory is limited to four squares and I am wearing a basic black mage rope. I start with five bucks. Heres the format:

I stumble across a jar.

I break the jar with my fists. (picked up 7 mana)

I walk to the strip club. (minus 2 dollars, total:3 bucks)

A hooker approaches me and I can either choose lapdance, blowjob, or handjob. I beat her mercilessly with my fists.

The bouncers are alerted, and throw martini glasses at me, I run out of the strip club and lose 2 mana, total: 8 mana

there is north town, south town, west town and east town. the strip club is at the center.

I head to north town.

I run across a cat. I smash the cat with my fists and acquire cat bone dagger. One space in my inventory is used up, total: 3 squares


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dungeons and anal said: I am a Level one Mage

my inventory is limited to four squares and I am wearing a basic black mage rope. I start with five bucks. Heres the format:

I stumble across a jar.

I break the jar with my fists. (picked up 7 mana)

I walk to the strip club. (minus 2 dollars, total:3 bucks)

A hooker approaches me and I can either choose lapdance, blowjob, or handjob. I beat her mercilessly with my fists.

The bouncers are alerted, and throw martini glasses at me, I run out of the strip club and lose 2 mana, total: 8 mana

there is north town, south town, west town and east town. the strip club is at the center.

I head to north town.

I run across a cat. I smash the cat with my fists and acquire cat bone dagger. One space in my inventory is used up, total: 3 squares

I mistake the bone daggers for my dildo.
Insert the bone daggers in my ass.
I'm dead with no chance of resurrection, with an erection. 
At the morgue I'm rented out for gay sex.


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dungeons and anal said: I am a Level one Mage

my inventory is limited to four squares and I am wearing a basic black mage rope. I start with five bucks. Heres the format:

I stumble across a jar.

I break the jar with my fists. (picked up 7 mana)

I walk to the strip club. (minus 2 dollars, total:3 bucks)

A hooker approaches me and I can either choose lapdance, blowjob, or handjob. I beat her mercilessly with my fists.

The bouncers are alerted, and throw martini glasses at me, I run out of the strip club and lose 2 mana, total: 8 mana

there is north town, south town, west town and east town. the strip club is at the center.

I head to north town.

I run across a cat. I smash the cat with my fists and acquire cat bone dagger. One space in my inventory is used up, total: 3 squares

I mistake the bone daggers for my dildo.
Insert the bone daggers in my ass.
I'm dead with no chance of resurrection, with an erection. 
At the morgue I'm rented out for gay sex.

I arise with 9 str, 18 int, 12 wis, 4 chr, and 100 life
Inventory [torch,_,_,_,] but I wield a neophyte's wand
I curse cats, morgues, and trolls... my spell ability increases by (1)
My curses have attracted the attention of a wander monster!
A gelatinous cube (587 life) advances... [20-d == 20]
It scores a critical hit and I am swallowed by its pulsating orifice.

I light a torch, inventory [_,_,_,_] where am I?
YOU ARE IN A LITTLE MAZE OF TWISTING PASSAGES, ALL DIFFERENT...
YOU ARE IN A LITTLE MAZE OF TWISTING PASSAGES, ALL DIFFERENT...
YOU ARE IN A MAZE OF TWISTING LITTLE PASSAGES, ALL DIFFERENT...
YOU ARE IN A LITTLE MAZE OF TWISTING PASSAGES, ALL DIFFERENT...



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