Topic: An embarrassing moment in front of one of my daughters
Posted by .Richie Richvale
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My husband left us when my daughter was nine. 

When she was fifteen she was supposed to be staying the night at a friend's house so I had a friend of my own over. We got a little drunk and started hooking up on the couch and I got his pants down and he had the biggest rig I've ever seen in person. I went down on him.

And then my daughter came home early because her friend got sick. She walked in on me with this guy's giant penis in my mouth and went "Dad what the fuck?! Holy shit!" and ran out of the room.

We laugh about it now.


Posted by .Fixed Accuracy
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Katakyst said: My husband left us when my daughter was nine. 

When she was fifteen she was supposed to be staying the night at a friend's house so I had a friend of my own over. We got a little drunk and started hooking up on the couch and I got his pants down and he had the biggest rig I've ever seen in person. I went down on him.

And then my daughter came home early because her friend got sick. She walked in on me with this guy's giant penis in my mouth and went "Dad what the fuck?! Holy shit!" and ran out of the room.

We laugh about it now.

:LOL: :NUKE: :LOL:


Posted by .real Richie
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^^^ Fake lying Richie


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^^^Fake story. How could Richie have had a "husband" years ago?


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I don't get it.  

So your husband came back?


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. said: I don't get it.  

So your husband came back?

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and came in his mouth. :rimshot:


Posted by .real Richie
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true story. I didn't want to leave him frustrated so I let him nut in my butt later.


Posted by Katalyst.nli
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:rolleyes:


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Katakyst said:My husband left us when my daughter was nine. 


When she was fifteen she was supposed to be staying the night at a friend's house so I had a friend of my own over. We got a little drunk and started hooking up on the couch and I got his pants down and he had the biggest rig I've ever seen in person. I went down on him. 

And then my daughter came home early because her friend got sick. She walked in on me with this guy's giant penis in my mouth and went "Dad what the fuck?! Holy shit!" and ran out of the room. 

We laugh about it now.


:pwned:


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.Some Random Faggot said: My husband left us when our adopted daughter was nine.  We had to adopt since you can't conceive through the butt.

When she was fifteen she was supposed to be staying the night at a friend's house so I had a friend of my own over. We got a little drunk and started hooking up on the couch and I got his pants down and he had the biggest rig I've ever seen in person. I went down on him.

And then my daughter came home early because her friend got sick of her talking about how her two dads were always fighting. She walked in on me with this guy's giant penis in my mouth and went "Dad what the fuck?! Holy shit!" and ran out of the room.

We laugh about it now.

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