Topic: Wife asked me to get some wine and cheese. So I picked up some velveeta and a damaged box of franzia
Posted by das but
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Now she’s pissed for whatever reason. This is why I divorced my 2nd and 3rd wife, because they don’t understand quality goods. I got a discount on the franzia because the box had some damage, but you open the box and the fucking plastic wine bag is still intact with the spout.
Sucks to be her, excuse me if I want to be cultured by spooning out room temperature velveeta and slugging from the spout of a wine bag.
:fatcat:


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sounds like you already had the whine.


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PROTIP: NEXT TIME PICK UP A WINE CARAFE & FONDUE SET AT ROSS/TJ MAXX/GOODWILL/THE DUMPSTER ON THE WAY HOMBE. BONUS POINTS IF YOU PICK UP A BOX OF RITZ CRACKERS. THEN SET DAT SHIT UP IN THE KITCHEN, GET SOME CANDLES GOING AND DRAPE A TOWEL OVER YOUR ARM FANCY WAITER STYLE & SAY "M'LADY UR FONDOO IZZ REDDY" IN LIKE A POSH BOSTONIAN ACCENT & SHIT, SHE WILL GET WICKED HORNY BRUH


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Your wife Asian?


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. said: PROTIP: NEXT TIME PICK UP A WINE CARAFE & FONDUE SET AT ROSS/TJ MAXX/GOODWILL/THE DUMPSTER ON THE WAY HOMBE. BONUS POINTS IF YOU PICK UP A BOX OF RITZ CRACKERS. THEN SET DAT SHIT UP IN THE KITCHEN, GET SOME CANDLES GOING AND DRAPE A TOWEL OVER YOUR ARM FANCY WAITER STYLE & SAY "M'LADY UR FONDOO IZZ REDDY" IN LIKE A POSH BOSTONIAN ACCENT & SHIT, SHE WILL GET WICKED HORNY BRUH


TRUME DEFF STAR STYLIE
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das but said: Now she’s pissed for whatever reason. This is why I divorced my 2nd and 3rd wife, because they don’t understand quality goods. I got a discount on the franzia because the box had some damage, but you open the box and the fucking plastic wine bag is still intact with the spout.
Sucks to be her, excuse me if I want to be cultured by spooning out room temperature velveeta and slugging from the spout of a wine bag.
:fatcat:

Das, can I come over and party with you?


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Did you get a toilet or do both of you share the :bucket:?


Posted by jackyard backoff
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it's beyond the pail
:frown:



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