Now she’s pissed for whatever reason. This is why I divorced my 2nd and 3rd wife, because they don’t understand quality goods. I got a discount on the franzia because the box had some damage, but you open the box and the fucking plastic wine bag is still intact with the spout.
Sucks to be her, excuse me if I want to be cultured by spooning out room temperature velveeta and slugging from the spout of a wine bag.
:fatcat:

sounds like you already had the whine.

PROTIP: NEXT TIME PICK UP A WINE CARAFE & FONDUE SET AT ROSS/TJ MAXX/GOODWILL/THE DUMPSTER ON THE WAY HOMBE. BONUS POINTS IF YOU PICK UP A BOX OF RITZ CRACKERS. THEN SET DAT SHIT UP IN THE KITCHEN, GET SOME CANDLES GOING AND DRAPE A TOWEL OVER YOUR ARM FANCY WAITER STYLE & SAY "M'LADY UR FONDOO IZZ REDDY" IN LIKE A POSH BOSTONIAN ACCENT & SHIT, SHE WILL GET WICKED HORNY BRUH

Your wife Asian?

. said:

PROTIP: NEXT TIME PICK UP A WINE CARAFE & FONDUE SET AT ROSS/TJ MAXX/GOODWILL/THE DUMPSTER ON THE WAY HOMBE. BONUS POINTS IF YOU PICK UP A BOX OF RITZ CRACKERS. THEN SET DAT SHIT UP IN THE KITCHEN, GET SOME CANDLES GOING AND DRAPE A TOWEL OVER YOUR ARM FANCY WAITER STYLE & SAY "M'LADY UR FONDOO IZZ REDDY" IN LIKE A POSH BOSTONIAN ACCENT & SHIT, SHE WILL GET WICKED HORNY BRUH

TRUME DEFF STAR STYLIE
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:wigger:

das but said:

Now she’s pissed for whatever reason. This is why I divorced my 2nd and 3rd wife, because they don’t understand quality goods. I got a discount on the franzia because the box had some damage, but you open the box and the fucking plastic wine bag is still intact with the spout.
Sucks to be her, excuse me if I want to be cultured by spooning out room temperature velveeta and slugging from the spout of a wine bag.
:fatcat:

Das, can I come over and party with you?

Did you get a toilet or do both of you share the :bucket:?

it's beyond the pail
:frown:

Lucas

Das but ate my ass out

:rolleyes:

The REAL dasbut is homosex.

Go your own way, fucker! ($987k)

:lmao:

Original_Lonley_Guy_ said:

:rolleyes:

The REAL dasbut is homosex.

­No, he's just gay

There is a woman I know who is so fat she is almost round. She takes in almost all of her calories in wine. She hangs out with her girlfriends moaning about men, but truth be told she is too fat, disgusting and drunk to attract any. That's most of the comic relief around here.

das but said:

Now she’s pissed for whatever reason. This is why I divorced my 2nd and 3rd wife, because they don’t understand quality goods. I got a discount on the franzia because the box had some damage, but you open the box and the fucking plastic wine bag is still intact with the spout.
Sucks to be her, excuse me if I want to be cultured by spooning out room temperature velveeta and slugging from the spout of a wine bag.
:fatcat:

­
This is why I'm against lesbians getting married.  You and her simply cannot agree on anything.

Dabuts last poast

His website gone too.

Prophetic and ironic. But STOOPID.

jackyard backoff said:

it's beyond the pail
:frown:

:lol:  Post of the Long Past Day

Tell her she is saving the environment as a cardboard box and plastic bag use much less energy to produce than a glass bottle. And instead of throwing out and wasting reject cheese it is used to make the velvetta instead.

.

WHY HAF YOU FORSAKEN US?

Lets call it for what it was.  He was divorced because he craved the cock.

:cry: