Topic: Name a movie that you thought would be good but turned out to be AWFUL!
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Ex Machina.  :snooze: :snooze: :dimbulb:

The robot has feelings...blah blah blah blah blah blah!
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Age Of Ultron 
Most of the Marvel shit
Return of Quence


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Lost In Translation


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. said: Ex Machina.  :snooze: :snooze: :dimbulb:

The robot has feelings...blah blah blah blah blah blah!
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Except that the robot faked those feelings. :dumbass:


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. said: Ex Machina.  :snooze: :snooze: :dimbulb:

The robot has feelings...blah blah blah blah blah blah!
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Haha, what I got out of that movie was that the CEO/owner character was ME: A brilliant recluse who's moderately drunk all day... except I'm better-looking. :digtbk:

My choice would be "Taken" with Liam Neeson. :thumbdown:

Absolutely nonsensical fear-mongering bullshit. It was like my parents' vision of the (nonexistent) dangers of world travel. I was shocked.


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Indiana Jones

because all the Nazi melted faces
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Stormy Daniels fucks 6 negroes. It was not as exciting as I expected.


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The Anal Bradys. There was only one anal scene, and the sex wasn't between family members. :mad:


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. said: The Anal Bradys. There was only one anal scene, and the sex wasn't between family members. :mad:


Try The Tranny Bunch. Greg Brady fucks Marsha while she tugs her hawt tranny cawk.

Aubrey Kate is 1,000x hawter than Maureen McCormick. :tard:

Tons of anal!


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Contact.

"Sat through that entire movie waiting to see the alien and it was her goddam father!"
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"Sat through that entire movie waiting to see the alien and it was her goddam father!"
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Still better than anything JJ Abrams made. All lead up and no ending.


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. said: Ex Machina.  :snooze: :snooze: :dimbulb:

The robot has feelings...blah blah blah blah blah blah!
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:violin:

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It had enough elements and good performances to do something, yet did nothing. So one AI escapes? She has no means to replace parts that will wear down and no way of replicating yawn.

On the plus side I wanted to fuck Alicia Vikander up her tight little ass.


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12 Years A Slave. Dude was only a slave for about 2 hours then the movie was over.


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INto The Woods, saw it with family and was not expecting a musical


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. said: 12 Years A Slave. Dude was only a slave for about 2 hours then the movie was over.

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The real victim was the woman who wasn't allowed to bathe and had to serve as a sex toy. Not only is this objectionable and misogynistic, it's not hygienic. I'd have had a Rihanna or Paula Patton type all dolled up and spoiled in the manor, and would have banged her while having my mint julep addled genteel wife watch the proceedings. The Patriarchy wasted so much fun potential and then the spoiled Boomer fags fucked it up for the rest of us.


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. said: 12 Years A Slave. Dude was only a slave for about 2 hours then the movie was over.

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lol good one


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Original_Lonely_Guy. said:
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Haha, what I got out of that movie was that the CEO/owner character was ME: A brilliant recluse who's moderately drunk all day... except I'm better-looking. :digtbk:

My choice would be "Taken" with Liam Neeson. :thumbdown:

Absolutely nonsensical fear-mongering bullshit. It was like my parents' vision of the (nonexistent) dangers of world travel. I was shocked.

Daniel pearl, is that really you?


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Geostorm


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Sister Act II


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The Puffy Chair

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436689/


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Daniel pearl, is that really you?

­yes, sorry lost my head there for a minnit.


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what is the title of that famously bad movie that people watch only because it was so shitty?


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. said: what is the title of that famously bad movie that people watch only because it was so shitty?

­Roadhouse


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. said: what is the title of that famously bad movie that people watch only because it was so shitty?

­Roadhouse

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actually, the one I was thinking of was The Room, I remembered the title after looking up a list of bad movies


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Debbie does Dallas

how did people eat pussy back then?



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