Aka “the mad Russian”.... he remembers me from my initiation as a journeyman into the tribe and post bris celebration. He and a Harem of Russian muscle twinks in tracksuits came to my rescue after hiding out in the basement of Tatyana’s on the Brighton beach boardwalk. For two nights I paid my dues to the owner of the restaurant by relentlessly peeling potatoes, beets, and turnips.

He offered me an end to this nightmare on one condition.... I hand over my prized adidas tracksuit and never venture out into the polish sector of Williamsburg again. This was the toughest decision I’ve ever made.... I got that fucking tracksuit on sale for $79.99 at Macy’s per my Macy’s gift certificate prize for selling the most challah for the organization. After being given 5 minutes to ponder over this difficult decision, I handed it over and was escorted back to Boston in a limo wearing only faded burlap potato sacks (courtesy of Tatyana’s).
:sovietman:
Tonight the Hudson flows with the blood of 100 pollocks!

Motzeltof!

Blah blah

:lol:

:c3po:

. said:

Blah blah

­shouldn’t you be posting in a really stupid conspiracy theory thread and touting beliefs supported by obscure “news” websites that support your bullshit moral cause by now?

das but said:

:sovietman:
Tonight the Hudson flows with the blood of 100 Libertarian bots!

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KEEP YOUR EYEZ ON THE PRIZE DAS

^ oops forgot to log in :mad:

das but said:

­shouldn’t you be posting in a really stupid conspiracy theory thread and touting beliefs supported by obscure “news” websites that support your bullshit moral cause by now?
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:crybaby:

­Shouldn’t you be doodling dicks in your shitty webcomic by now?

. said:

­Shouldn’t you be doodling dicks in your shitty webcomic by now?

Oh.... thanks for reminding me.
:sovietman:
Your thirst for cock has saved my day and for that, I salute you

das but said:

. said:

­Shouldn’t you be doodling dicks in your shitty webcomic by now?

Oh.... thanks for reminding me.
:sovietman:
Your thirst for cock has saved my day and for that, I salute you

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:rolleyes:

. said:

das but said:

. said:

­Shouldn’t you be doodling dicks in your shitty webcomic by now?

Oh.... thanks for reminding me.
:sovietman:
Your thirst for cock has saved my day and for that, I salute you

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:rolleyes:

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....sorry...
UNQUENCHABLE THIRST

das but said:

. said:

das but said:

Oh.... thanks for reminding me.
:sovietman:
Your thirst for cock has saved my day and for that, I salute you

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:rolleyes:

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....sorry...
UNQUENCHABLE THIRST

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:rolleyes:

:potd:

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how was it?

Sounds familiar.

Charlie Huston said:

Sounds familiar.

I noticed the bit of story theft too.