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  I worked in rides/attractions at both Disney World and Six Flags. Ask me anything.
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churro vomit said:

But mostly it was just being yelled at by people who's kids were not tall enough for the ride.




:lol: classic

I bet they were FAT enough though!
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. said:Tell us about the best chimpouts you ever saw please.



On Halloween at Six Flags it was a full on chimp fest. They were beating up random white people. They also were trying to grab the lift attendant on the Mine Train coaster which would make them fall to their deaths.
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What is the best day of the week to attend for the shortest lines?

Tell us also some inside secrets to have a more enjoyable experience

TIA
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. said:How often did you have to deal with drunk beaners?



Not really. Aside from leaving dirty diapers everywhere beaners were generally nice and respectful. If someone was super drunk they would be tossed out so that would be more of a security thing than rides.
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churro vomit said:On Halloween at Six Flags it was a full on chimp fest. They were beating up random white people. They also were trying to grab the lift attendant on the Mine Train coaster which would make them fall to their deaths.



Halloween, really? I would have guessed that the full chimpout day was 4th of July. I guess they take the chimpout to the local Fairs and parks that day?
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. said: :lol: classic

I bet they were FAT enough though!



People that didn't fit on rides were surprisingly argumentative about it. "But I fit last summer!" ...um well you certainly got into the snacks over the winter then.

Actually on some rides if there was an accident somewhere they'd modify the restraints. People that used to fit wouldn't fit in the new restraints and would go berzerk after waiting 4 hours.
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Yep, Fairs & Tastes
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. said:Halloween, really? I would have guessed that the full chimpout day was 4th of July. I guess they take the chimpout to the local Fairs and parks that day?



I'm not sure why but the Halloween stuff brought out more crazy people than the summer. More fights and bullshit for some reason.
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Let me on that RIDE now!
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Which was the best park and the worst park?

Also love to hear about slutty/stupid female behavior at the parks.
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RickSteeves said:What is the best day of the week to attend for the shortest lines?

Tell us also some inside secrets to have a more enjoyable experience

TIA



Anything midweek is better than weekends. Also try to visit before the schools get out and you'll have no lines at all. Disney is dead in the fall and the spring. Avoid Christmas and the summer.

In the morning they do "rope drop" to open the park. Everyone runs to whatever big ride there is and there's instantly a long line. Let them do that and go to the not so new or mellow rides and you can bang those out without the lines. Around noon everyone eats lunch and the line for the new mega coaster will be sweet, go then.

Also the coasters run a bit faster in the afternoon than the mornings because the grease warms up.
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Is it true that people crap their pance after they die?
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berzerk.white.trash said:Let me on that RIDE now!
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Yes people would argue that their kid should be able to ride. The ride manufacturer sets the hight restrictions based on the restraints, it's not a judgement call as to who can handle what.
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. said:Which was the best park and the worst park?

Also love to hear about slutty/stupid female behavior at the parks.



All parks have their strengths and weaknesses..just depends what you're looking for.

I know this will sound like a troll, but we seriously have the most sexual activity in the parks on Christian Youth days. They would fuck everywhere. Bathrooms, the woods, the lines. There was a girl in the corner on the main plaza giving several dudes blow jobs right out in the open. There was like a line of them waiting. Police got involved there.
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. said:Is it true that people crap their pance after they die?



I've never checked anyone's pance after they died so not sure.

But they do crap themselves on rides occasionally. I saw a woman that vomited all over herself and shit herself. She was also wearing white pants.
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I need to run to the gym before it closes. Will catch up on questions later tonight.
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churro vomit said:I've never checked anyone's pance after they died so not sure.

But they do crap themselves on rides occasionally. I saw a woman that vomited all over herself and shit herself. She was also wearing white pants.



Please describe the consistency and taste of the shit.
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churro vomit said:I need to run to the gym before it closes. Will catch up on questions later tonight.
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WTF do you think this is reddit or something. Fuck off, we don't need your sort here.
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If you were a Disney cast member, then complete the following list of values..

S______
C______
S______
E______

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Can we get to the front of the line for being special?
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Is teh Disney College Program as wild as they say it is? Even Coran could get laid by being part of the College Program.
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Interesting
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churro vomit said:I need to run to the gym before it closes. Will catch up on questions later tonight.
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WTF do you think this is reddit or something. Fuck off, we don't need your sort here.



The irony is that kuntalyst is going to match his other posts and stalk him. That's why you can't have good threads here.
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churro vomit said:I need to run to the gym before it closes. Will catch up on questions later tonight.
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WTF do you think this is reddit or something. Fuck off, we don't need your sort here.



You'll be back.
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churro vomit said:I need to run to the gym before it closes. Will catch up on questions later tonight.




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See yuo later!

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