Chumlee
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:10 am
question assumes you finished high school at age 18
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yari II
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:12 am
I was 16 when I graduated and I never listened to anyone. So it would probably be a waste of time to go back and talk to me.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:13 am
yari II said: I was 16 when I graduated and I never listened to anyone. So it would probably be a waste of time to go back and talk to me.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:21 am : Edited 7/22/2012 2:23 am
I didn't go to grad; I was poor and unpopular so I chose to take my money and go downtown and buy a whore to fuck. it was a good fuck too.
When I went to school on Monday morning I felt a bit apprehensive , like maybe I missed some incredible event. But a cursory check with everyone revealed that they were all bored shitless with their parents and each other and the entire thing was a big let down. I myself had a pretty good fuck. :)
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:25 am
Buy Microsoft stock in 1990, and sell it at the end of 1999.
Use the money to buy a house in 2000, then sell it in 2005.
Then use that money to buy Apple stock in 2005, and sell it in 2012.
And fuck as many hot young women as you can.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:27 am
Id tell myself which ones are still hot at 33 .. which is about 2 out of 200.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:28 am
I would say "Son, you pay for any pussy that you get in this life, one way or another."
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:40 am
I hardly need 5 minutes to say this:
"People are shit, and will drag you down into shit. Your hopes and dreams are all pointless. Live a good life and don't become upset when you find out you're mortal."
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:41 am
1 - don't go to Engineering school
2 - stay out of IT
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:43 am
Double major in Accounting and CS, get MBA and CPA
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:44 am
Basically tell myself not to be a pussy which I turned out to be.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:46 am
harden the fuck up physically, all you have is your health. stay out of IT.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:48 am
. said: Don't choose to make your hobby your career.
Would have been good advice for me too. What was your hobby?
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:50 am
. said: . said: Don't choose to make your hobby your career.
Would have been good advice for me too. What was your hobby?
Probably the same as yours.
You first
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:52 am
I would tell myself to avoid my neighbor Cheryl, that she could not be trusted and that if I failed to do so she would ruin my life.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:52 am
anon.reg said: Basically tell myself not to be a pussy which I turned out to be.
I'll bet you are a stand up guy who is way too hard on himself.
I'm a girl, so no homo
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:55 am
I would try to convince him that the majority of people are incapable of independent thought and that most human endeavors are doomed as a result.
He'd tell me to fuck off.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:55 am
. said: Buy Microsoft stock in 1990, and sell it at the end of 1999.
Use the money to buy a house in 2000, then sell it in 2005.
Then use that money to buy Apple stock in 2005, and sell it in 2012.
And fuck as many hot young women as you can.
I like this one. Hell, just follow the dotcom rocket and get out in 1999.
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Posted 7/22/2012 2:57 am
That life is so much better with a good woman, and that most women are worthless.
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