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  Today my psychiatrist told me that he's not convinced that I am a homosexual.
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

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He's not convinced because:

- I have no sexual experience with a woman or a man.
- I've never had a relationship with a woman or a man.
- I don't have effeminate/stereotypical gay mannerisms.
- I don't know any gay people.

He likened it to me declaring myself a doctor without first obtaining a medical degree.

The next course of action is for me to search the internet for "closet clubs" (???) and go and have a drink with them.

I'm open-minded about questioning and investigating my sexuality but, as I asked him:


What kind of heterosexual man fantasises about men exclusively?
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Your psychiatrist sounds like an idiot.

You are gay because you want to have gay sex.

That is proof enough.

A lot of people in those kinds of jobs are dumb.
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a pillow-biter.
an ass bandit.
an ass pounder.
a butt pirate.
you.
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death2me said:He's not convinced because:

- I have no sexual experience with a woman or a man.
- I've never had a relationship with a woman or a man.
- I don't have effeminate/stereotypical gay mannerisms.
- I don't know any gay people.

He likened it to me declaring myself a doctor without first obtaining a medical degree.

The next course of action is for me to search the internet for "closet clubs" (???) and go and have a drink with them.

I'm open-minded about questioning and investigating my sexuality but, as I asked him:


What kind of heterosexual man fantasises about men exclusively?
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:frown:

Sucking his cock would have convinced him.

just sayin'
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

12142 posts

. said:Your psychiatrist sounds like an idiot.

You are gay because you want to have gay sex.

That is proof enough.

A lot of people in those kinds of jobs are dumb.



That's what I thought, but he pointed out that I've never tried to procure gay sex.
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

12142 posts

. said:a pillow-biter.
an ass bandit.
an ass pounder.
a butt pirate.
you.



Should have referred him here. :laugh:
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Where did you find such a worthless therapist?

You don't have to have sex to have a sexual orientation. I'd say by 6 years old most of us know which team we're on without ever acting on it or even knowing what sex really is.
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Just kill yourself already.
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He's right, you're not a homosexual, you're a FAGGOT
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

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. said:Just kill yourself already.



:frown: Why not?
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:facepalm:

You are a depressed, sexually confused attention whore.

Some gay predator will eat you alive. Maybe literally, based on current events.
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. said: :facepalm:

You are a depressed, sexually confused attention whore.

Some gay predator will eat you alive. Maybe literally, based on current events.



Let's hope so. Shut this faggot up once and for all.
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

12142 posts

. said:He's right, you're not a homosexual, you're a FAGGOT



Chris Rock here.
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

12142 posts

. said: :facepalm:

You are a depressed, sexually confused attention whore.

Some gay predator will eat you alive. Maybe literally, based on current events.



My fat protects me.
sandman
Tight Diction

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death2me said:He's not convinced because:

- I have no sexual experience with a woman or a man.
- I've never had a relationship with a woman or a man.
- I don't have effeminate/stereotypical gay mannerisms.
- I don't know any gay people.

He likened it to me declaring myself a doctor without first obtaining a medical degree.

The next course of action is for me to search the internet for "closet clubs" (???) and go and have a drink with them.

I'm open-minded about questioning and investigating my sexuality but, as I asked him:


What kind of heterosexual man fantasises about men exclusively?
\
:frown:



If you went out and made some gay friends and came out of the closet you'd probably feel wonderful rather than chronically depressed.
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Your doctor is an idiot. "you don't have effeminate/stereotypical gay mannerisms" - neither do a lot of gay people. There are a lot of black people who don't talk ghetto. There are a lot of pedophiles who live seemingly normal lives.

If your shrink actually said this, he needs to turn in his degree.
Gay_Lobby.nli
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He was spelling out the case for you; still your decision.

Sometimes they kick you in the ass to do something. In this case, in the ass you should try.
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

12142 posts

sandman said:If you went out and made some gay friends and came out of the closet you'd probably feel wonderful rather than chronically depressed.



I agree but have no means of doing that or even meeting heterosexual friends. :shrug:
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

12142 posts

. said:Your doctor is an idiot. "you don't have effeminate/stereotypical gay mannerisms" - neither do a lot of gay people. There are a lot of black people who don't talk ghetto. There are a lot of pedophiles who live seemingly normal lives.

If your shrink actually said this, he needs to turn in his degree.



I said that.

He said that I don't "look gay" and that he "couldn't tell I was gay from looking at me", both of which are troo.
death2me
I'd rather be dead, thank you.

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Gay_Lobby.nli said:He was spelling out the case for you; still your decision.

Sometimes they kick you in the ass to do something. In this case, in the ass you should try.



I don't think any man would want me--I know I wouldn't.
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It's hard to believe he said that; what an offensive thing to say, that you "don't look effeminate enough" to be gay. What an asshole. :nono:
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Why did you add the homo dimension to this troll? Not sure it makes it any better. :shrug:
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death2me said:My fat protects me.

Makes better sausages you tubby pile of veal.
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. said:It's hard to believe he said that; what an offensive thing to say, that you "don't look effeminate enough" to be gay. What an asshole. :nono:



That's a compliment.
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sandman said:If you went out and made some gay friends and came out of the closet you'd probably feel wonderful rather than chronically depressed.

LISTEN TO SEAN, HE'S AN EXPERT ON THIS.

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