Mascara said:

Sure.

Stupid

1 cup horrible parenting

2 cups unbleached sexual abuse

4 cups alcoholism, complicated by bipolar mania, borderline personality disorder and poverty

1 physically abusive father, cracked and beaten

1 sexually abusive female relative, toasted over low heat

Combine all ingredients. Add butthurt gradually until it forms a stiff dough.

Bake.

Broil on low for 10 years online.

Ding!
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Kat said:

Mascara said:

Sure.

Stupid

1 cup horrible parenting

2 cups unbleached sexual abuse

4 cups alcoholism, complicated by bipolar mania, borderline personality disorder and poverty

1 physically abusive father, cracked and beaten

1 sexually abusive female relative, toasted over low heat

Combine all ingredients. Add butthurt gradually until it forms a stiff dough.

Bake.

Broil on low for 10 years online.

Ding!
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Mascara said:

Real key limes from Trader Joe's, homemade graham cracker crust.

Trader Joe's! I shop there every day! The best thing about it is that Trader Joe's pictures from Sacramento look the same as Boston.
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. said:

Please post a recent pic of yourself since you have the camera on hand. Tia.

. said:

Why are you logged in but posting as a dot and editing your dot post?

. said:

Trader Joe's! I shop there every day! The best thing about it is that Trader Joe's pictures from Sacramento look the same as Boston.
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I shop there about every two weeks. The Vidalia onion pics were from another store.

Just noticed that I had another Vidalia onion sitting on my table. They're really really nice eaten raw, sliced with just salt and pepper.

. said:

Trader Joe's! I shop there every day! The best thing about it is that Trader Joe's pictures from Sacramento look the same as Boston.
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Mascara said:

Sure.

Stupid

1 cup horrible parenting

2 cups unbleached sexual abuse

4 cups alcoholism, complicated by bipolar mania, borderline personality disorder and poverty

1 physically abusive father, cracked and beaten

1 sexually abusive female relative, toasted over low heat

Combine all ingredients. Add butthurt gradually until it forms a stiff dough.

Bake.

Yeah, that sound a lot like a FulBright Scholar.

Even old ShovelFace wasn't that nasty.

. said:

ferret will bump this thread all night long, while mascara enjoys a nice dinner, and goes upstairs and gets laid.

. said:

ferret will bump this thread all night long, while mascara enjoys a nice dinner, and goes upstairs and gets laid.

. said:

. said:

ferret will bump this thread all night long, while mascara enjoys a nice dinner, and goes upstairs and gets laid.

Whos' gonna fuck her? The cats?

Mascara said:

Pie Update:

Should have made it last night, because it requires chilling. So we'll probably have it for breakfast.



What I learned is that it takes about a pound of key limes to produce the required 1/2 cup of key lime juice.

It's cooling on the stovetop now, and in a few minutes I'm going to go make homemade whipped cream to serve it with.

Key Lime Pie. It's What's For Breakfast.

. said:

Oh ffs, you tedious bore. You can't even buy ripe limes, or figure that such a pie needs chilling. And now you're gonna "make" whipped cream. Any trivial aspect of your dysfunctional life you won't share?

Mascara said:

I bought a one pound bag of key limes at Trader Joe's the other day.

Want pics of the bag? I used them all for the pie, but they're still sitting in my sink, ready to be ground up.

I'll post the whipped cream too. Just to upset you, Cool Whip boy.

. said:

Nice addition to dogshit on a 20 year old carpet.

Get stuffed, arse.

This isn't working in case you haven't noticed. They're not buying it.

I don't have carpeting? And I'm not Arse?



But as it appears, you're the only skeptic in this thread.