Posted 3/5/2012 2:42 am
Tonight I was at Walgreens and there was some slob next to me in a trucker hat, greasy clothes, belly hanging over his belt, cheesy pedo mustache, buying smokes and doritos, just a fucking fat ass douche bag. And then I started thinking about F2bbs and the guys here who talk about going to prostitutes like this Janvanese girl. Think about how many guys like this loser she has fucked. Think about her sucking that loser's dick for an hour and pretending how great he is, then showing him out the back door while you enter the front door and she smiles and tells you how happy she is to see you. Think of the losers with fat bellies, body odor, disgusting teeth, greasy hair, no hygiene -- the guys she fucks all day and night. Think about that and then come back here and brag.
That is like saying, "I love to fish. But I don't like the part about getting a rod and reel and using bait and locating a good spot to fish, and waiting for the fish, and then preparing it and cooking it. So here's how I fish: I walk down to the Jewel's or the Whole Foods and I buy a fish and cook it. Wow, I sure love fishing."
Tonight I was at Walgreens and there was some slob next to me in a trucker hat, greasy clothes, belly hanging over his belt, cheesy pedo mustache, buying smokes and doritos, just a fucking fat ass douche bag. And then I started thinking about F2bbs and the guys here who talk about going to prostitutes like this Janvanese girl. Think about how many guys like this loser she has fucked. Think about her sucking that loser's dick for an hour and pretending how great he is, then showing him out the back door while you enter the front door and she smiles and tells you how happy she is to see you. Think of the losers with fat bellies, body odor, disgusting teeth, greasy hair, no hygiene -- the guys she fucks all day and night. Think about that and then come back here and brag.
We don't care. Pussy don't wear out.
That is like saying, "I love to fish. But I don't like the part about getting a rod and reel and using bait and locating a good spot to fish, and waiting for the fish, and then preparing it and cooking it. So here's how I fish: I walk down to the Jewel's or the Whole Foods and I buy a fish and cook it. Wow, I sure love fishing."
no. no it's not. you suck at analogies and you suck at logic.