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  Got a blowjob from the blonde cougar Wednesday
the_cougar_hunter
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Sorry for not updating. Remember I told you after our date Monday she apologized for not letting it go further because her daughters are home. And that Wednesday they wouldn't be.

So we went to a popular sushi place only to find it was closed for construction so we went down the street to a fine Italian dining place. Shared some noodles and white gravy. She asked a lot of stories about my ex's and sexual partners. I exaggerated most of them and didn't tell her I date almost exclusively older women of course.

So we left and went for a drive around town in my car. She said she wanted to go see xmas lights so we went to some wealthy parts of town where people put up real extravagant decorations and lights. Then we went to a park at the top of town downlooking the general area. Flirted a little but still serious physical contact. She asked to go home.

So I drove her home and she invited me in. I sat down on her couch and she offered me a drink. I asked for a patron on the rocks and she said she was going to have the same thing. She turned on the TV, flipped around and told me there was nothing on. Then she turned it off and started rubbing my shoulder.

We started making out and after about 15-20 seconds she got down on her knees, pulled my pants and boxer-briefs off and started blowing me. She had the heater blasting the whole time when we were gone so my dick didn't feel uncomfortable being out in the open air.

I didn't force her head down too much because she seemed like she knew what she was doing and was serious about pleasuring me. I lasted about 12-15 minutes before I gave her the courtesy tap. She pulled off and just stuck her chin out. I cracked about a 2 1/2 roper, sadly the first rope missed her face entirely but the rest got all over her face.

She went to the bathroom to clean up and told me she had to go to bed because she had to get up early in the morning for work. On the way out she jokingly tried to kiss me on the lips, we hugged and I took off.

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"...so my dick didn't feel uncomfortable being out in the open air"

:lol: :lol:
Who worries about that shit when you're getting a blowjob?

Fucking faGGot
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the Op has no arms or legs and never leaves the iron lung, so go easy on him.

this is what he believes normal people do on dates.
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:"...so my dick didn't feel uncomfortable being out in the open air"

:lol: :lol:
Who worries about that shit when you're getting a blowjob?

Fucking faGGot



When you're poor like me and don't want to pay for heat you find yourself in cold conditions often and it's no fun getting off when it's cold because it's harder to get hard.

BTW, how many times have you gotten your dick sucked this week?

Me - 1
You - 0
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:the Op has no arms or legs and never leaves the iron lung, so go easy on him.

this is what he believes normal people do on dates.



People don't go out to eat or get oral sex ever on dates
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OP is a virgin with moderate creative writing skills.
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:OP is a virgin with moderate creative writing skills.



:yawn:
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Jesus. What a waste of a fucking thread.
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:Jesus. What a waste of a fucking thread.



Feel free to tell us if you have a more interesting story about your life.
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:lol:
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. said:the Op has no arms or legs and never leaves the iron lung, so go easy on him.

this is what he believes normal people do on dates.

:lol: the iron lung part just about killed me
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What's the point of banging cougars if you can't cum in their mouths?
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the_cougar_hunter said:Feel free to tell us if you have a more interesting story about your life.

I frequently do.
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:What's the point of banging cougars if you can't cum in their mouths?



Beats not getting a blowjob :shrug:
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:I frequently do.



:cricket:
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The OP must be a virgin if he thinks sex with a cougar is titillating in any way.
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:The OP must be a virgin if he thinks sex with a cougar is titillating in any way.



Women's sexual peak happens after they hit 30. They last longer and they're generally more experienced.

SHE HAS FIRM TITS SHE MUST BE A GOOD LAY
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the_cougar_hunter said:Women's sexual peak happens after they hit 30. They last longer and they're generally more experienced.





Since when is a woman "lasting longer" a good thing?
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I read:

Sorry for not updating

So we went to a popular sushi place

So I drove her home and she invited me in

We started making out

I didn't force her head down

She went to the bathroom to clean up



:thumbup: Nice bullshit. Cougars are whores that don't charge money.
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Sean, Sean...

:facepalm:
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:horsie2: sounds jealous.
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. said: :horsie2: sounds jealous.



:za: sounds nuts.
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:Since when is a woman "lasting longer" a good thing?



Fucking for 5 minutes is better than fucking for 30 minutes!
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the_cougar_hunter said:Beats not getting a blowjob :shrug:



I guess, but if you wanted some woman who would be prissy about swallowing your load you could probably date some fresher slit, just saying.

I thought the whole point of dating cougars is that they were depraved and broken in so you didn't need to second guess any sexual whim you ever had and could easily find another if one chose not to oblige?
the_cougar_hunter
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. said:Sean, Sean...

:facepalm:



I've already proven my willingness to make it clear I'm not Sean or any other poster. Feel free to put me through whatever test you want.

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