stressed.out said:

Now aweek and a half later, my wife is complaining that her vag is itchy and burns. It might be UTI, but now I'm scared I might have picked something up. Even though I used a condom. Dammit. So she's going to see the doc on Monday. I'm scared.

. said:

Deny everything and accuse her of having an affair.

Dat gets me off da hook
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. said:

How do you know she isn't fucking around on you?

Probably because she openly told him her symptoms instead of saying nothing and just going to the doctor.

DURR!
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Mr_Right said:

Why would you fuck a hooker?


You could not find a co-worker or another woman on the business trip?

There's an idea! Because nobody has VDs except hookers! Also it's better to fuck someone you have some kind of real-world relationship with just in case she flips out and tells your wife!
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. said:

stds can lay dormant for many years, brought on by a change in circumstances, like stress, or fucking a cheap 2 bit whore

that's your best bet.

F2.Ann.Landers said:

In this case, since the usual targets for self-failure (that being Negros, Jews, Liberals, Mexicans, Feminists, Unions, Women, etc.) don't fit the situation, you've really got no choice but to blame your wife.

. said:

Tell her someone borrowed your dick and when you got it back it had an STD.

. said:

Blame age and menopause.

stressed.out said:

Thanks for the troll vote. But no, this aint no troll. I suspect she might just have a IUT or something. For one, she has no discharge, and I have no symptoms. Not that this is any guarantee, but the odds are way in my favor.