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  Making soup. I have no idea what I'm doing.
Crypteia
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. said: :rofl:



Why is that funny?
sandman
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Crypteia said:Why is that funny?



Because a lot of these guys simply project. They buy lottery tickets, smoke all day and drink their asses off. Never do they cook for themselves. So they assume that we are similar enough to them that we don't take care of ourselves, either.

I also make most of my own food. Cheaper and better.
sandman
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Crypteia said:I didn't, Ferret.



He's also wrong. It just takes longer.

Crypteia
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sandman said:Because a lot of these guys simply project. They buy lottery tickets, smoke all day and drink their asses off. Never do they cook for themselves. So they assume that we are similar enough to them that we don't take care of ourselves, either.

I also make most of my own food. Cheaper and better.



Yeah, it's just sad. Everything has to be a dick-swinging contest. It's a thread about soup, over-compensate elsewhere.
sandman
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I have a feeling this is going to be a "you can't pop popcorn with olive oil" kind of thread.

Ferret is mentally ill.
Crypteia
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:lol:

Fuck, that thread was funny as hell. I forgot about it.
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sandman said:He's also wrong. It just takes longer.

No you're wrong. You really think you can argue with basic chemistry, moron?
sandman
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Crypteia said: :lol:

Fuck, that thread was funny as hell. I forgot about it.



For some weird reason he and James are always competing with you. Probably because they know you are married and have a horny wife.

Can you imagine sharing a bed with Inky? She'd roll over on you one night and you'd suffocate.
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sandman said:For some weird reason he and James are always competing with you. Probably because they know you are married and have a horny wife.

Can you imagine sharing a bed with Inky? She'd roll over on you one night and you'd suffocate.

Fat like cougar?

:lol:
sandman
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. said:No you're wrong. You really think you can argue with basic chemistry, moron?



For one, it depends on what type of bean you are cooking. In your peanut headed mind, there is naturally only one type of bean.

Second, they will cook with tomatoes but it takes a lot longer.

So you let it simmer for six hours.

Stupid shithead.
sandman
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. said:Fat like cougar?

:lol:



Cougar was chubby but Inky was a fucking bull moose.

I bet a guy like ferret could use her pants as a make shift umbrella.

:rofl:
sandman
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Ferret, who was Inky's adviser on basic algebra, is now going to start arguing about basic chemistry.

:facepalm:

Smartest guy in the room.
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sandman said:Cougar was chubby but Inky was a fucking bull moose.

I bet a guy like ferret could use her pants as a make shift umbrella.

:rofl:

:nono:

Saw pictures, cougar was FAAAAAT.
Crypteia
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Tasting even better. The hot pepper sauce helped a lot. Beans are still a little hard, gonna let it simmer until they're not.
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sandman said:
Can you imagine sharing a bed with Inky? She'd roll over on you one night and you'd suffocate.


Lay off Inky man. Ferret is a dick but Inky was collateral damage that was unneeded.
sandman
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. said: :nono:

Saw pictures, cougar was FAAAAAT.



Inky is so fat she looks like a bloated corpse.

And you have sex with that?

Are you a necrophiliac, Ferret?

Ferret's IQ = 80
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Crypteia said:Tasting even better. The hot pepper sauce helped a lot. Beans are still a little hard, gonna let it simmer until they're not.

The beans are hard because you added the tomatoes, dummy. They won't get any softer.

:mittens:
usul
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. said:Lay off Inky man. Ferret is a dick but Inky was collateral damage that was unneeded.



Agreed. Inky is a very pretty woman. She might weigh north of 200lbs, which is a lot for a female, but her personality makes up for the difference.
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sandman said:Inky is so fat she looks like a bloated corpse.

And you have sex with that?

Are you a necrophiliac, Ferret?

Ferret's IQ = 80

Stalking James all weekend wasn't enough? Gonna go all OCD until sunrise yet again?

You're brain is broken.
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RACISS ANTI-TOMATITE TAPIC

:monkey:
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usul said:
. said:Lay off Inky man. Ferret is a dick but Inky was collateral damage that was unneeded.



Agreed. Inky is a very pretty woman. She might weigh north of 200lbs, which is a lot for a female, but her personality makes up for the difference.

:wave: Sean
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usul said:Agreed. Inky is a very pretty woman. She might weigh north of 200lbs, which is a lot for a female, but her personality makes up for the difference.


I personally wouldn't hit it whatsoever, that doesn't mean it's OK to lay into her.
sandman
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. said:Stalking James all weekend wasn't enough? Gonna go all OCD until sunrise yet again?

You're brain is broken.



James better dust off the resume and update it with "fencemeister of fail".

Crypteia
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. said:The beans are hard because you added the tomatoes, dummy. They won't get any softer.

:mittens:



Did you even read what I posted? They soaked all night. They are getting softer each time I check them. Another 20 mins and they'll be fine.
sandman
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. said:I personally wouldn't hit it whatsoever, that doesn't mean it's OK to lay into her.



Ferret lays into her so good he almost fell into her. Took an emergency team and the jaws of law to free him from that massive axe wound.

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