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  Official May 21 2011 is the end of the world thread
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. said:On their official site it says two days left.
Now I'm confused...



Yes, two days left although it's probably more appropriate to talk hours now. The show kicks off along the International Date Line around 6PM on the 21st with a great earthquake. Of course, the Christians are supposed to be taken into Heaven before that happens although
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LOL the rapture knocked the socks right off that guy!

As a side note, I have the same phone somewhere in the spare electronics closet
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A google search of your area plus 'rapture parties' turns up a plethora of events being held on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the parties are 'Left behind' parties.
tituspullo
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. said:I heard him say on the show it would be at 6:00 pm local time on a rolling basis as 6:00 hit each time zone. I don't recall how he phrased it, but he did make reference to the fact that those in later time zones would be aware that it was coming their way.

However, if we think it through a bit, once the nukes, reactors, bombs, etc. start popping and the people who are left behind start running west, there will be a people stampede like no other (until they hit the west coast of their particular country, run into a wall, run up against the riot police with guns and tasers, etc.).
Then it starts all over again on the east coast of the US. Just think - all those NYC and North Jersey fucks running straight across the US to Wyoming, leaving behind their own trail of destruction!



But if I am saved, and just happen to be heading east and cross into the timezone already leared, am I fucked or what?
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RobertJHarsh said:Soon I will meet Christ and at long last, I will get to wipe my ass with his face! I will eat like 587 and hold that shit until Saturday. Taco Bell and Chipolte only.



welcome to hell
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the devil
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. said:I think it's funny that the folder icon for this thread is being consumed by the flames of Hell LOL... :lol:



Laugh all you want, but your ass is mine
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. said:A google search of your area plus 'rapture parties' turns up a plethora of events being held on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the parties are 'Left behind' parties.



Monday I will rape all the 13 year olds I get my hands on
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THIS IS SERIOUS, PEOPLE!

WE ARE GOING TO BE JUDGED! AAAAAAHH!
Perkele
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I can't wait to go to work monday and laugh at the fanatical Christer dumbasses I'm forced to share space with.
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Harold's on his call-in show right now arguing for the literal creation of the world.
PootieTang
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Won't he feel like an absolute idiot when he wakes up on Sunday morning and there's been no report of people flying through the air like a Christian version of Mary Poppins.
Big G
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Just to piss off Mr. Camping I'm going to leave his and Fred Phelps' asses behind and snatch up Andy Dick, Bam Margera and Danny Bonaduce instead.

- God.
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One day left. One day.
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Still raining. No floods, however.
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If this actually does come to pass, will the world be just as it was before the rapture took some up to the heavens?
In other words, will there still be electricity, phone, internet, public transportation, deliveries to the supermarket, restaurants open, fire trucks at the ready, post office delivery, street sweepers, meter maids to write tickets, etc.? Or will shit be in pandemonium, completely f'd up, and anarchy everywhere?

I know there will be a certain fend-for-one's-self type of thing going on, but how much "normal" will be left and how much will it just not really matter any more and the need to go into survival mode? Maybe I should call that radio show...
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. said:If this actually does come to pass, will the world be just as it was before the rapture took some up to the heavens?


From what I've heard from Camping, there will be three major events: a subset of Christians disappear, major earthquakes develop and spread throughout the Earth, and the dead are tossed out of their graves and litter the ground. I think they'll still be dead though.

I can't find a link but I have heard him compare the upcoming quakes with the Japan quakes so that magnitude on a worldwide scale will fuck things up pretty good.

Now what will really happen? Camping will wake up on the morning of the 22nd and :wtf:
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. said:

I can't find a link but I have heard him compare the upcoming quakes with the Japan quakes so that magnitude on a worldwide scale will fuck things up pretty good.




I live on a hill, should I give a fuck?
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If God is using this to start over, will he start with Pangaea again?
Is this just a terrestrial do-over? If so, we should set up "traffic cameras" on the moon and in orbit to watch and record the "dawn of time" (this time around) and capture evolution and stuff. If we do it right, by the time the 20th century comes around and the then-advanced race makes it to the moon, they will find the footage and be able to make much more interesting film strips and documentaries for middle- and high-school students to learn from.
tituspullo
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. said:If this actually does come to pass, will the world be just as it was before the rapture took some up to the heavens?
In other words, will there still be electricity, phone, internet, public transportation, deliveries to the supermarket, restaurants open, fire trucks at the ready, post office delivery, street sweepers, meter maids to write tickets, etc.? Or will shit be in pandemonium, completely f'd up, and anarchy everywhere?

I know there will be a certain fend-for-one's-self type of thing going on, but how much "normal" will be left and how much will it just not really matter any more and the need to go into survival mode? Maybe I should call that radio show...



Unless you know a raptured person, you will not even notice or care.
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Please post any funny office stories, stuff you see when you are out running errands, etc. All I've seen thus far are a few news stories about the news stories that Mr. Camping is a nutcase.

Oh, and about post-rapture parties. Them too...
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http://content.usatoday.com/communities/Religion/post/2011/05/harold-camping-doomsday-rapture-end-of-the-world/1

Heaven can wait: Prophet's non-profit staff expects to work Monday

Many of Harold Camping's employees don't believe that the rapture will take place on May 21 as he has predicted, CNNMoney reports. A receptionist at his Family Radio nonprofit estimates that about 80 percent of her coworkers don't agree with Camping's May 21 belief, the story says.

But not even all of his own employees are convinced that the world is ending on Saturday. In fact, many still plan on showing up at work on Monday.

"I don't believe in any of this stuff that's going on, and I plan on being here next week," a receptionist at their Oakland headquarters told CNNMoney.

A program producer in Illinois told us, "We're going to continue doing what we're doing."

The report says the nonprofit requested an extension from their July 15 deadline to November 15 for their paperwork in Minnesota, one of the states where they solicit donations.
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Anyone watched the episode Raptures Delight of American Dad?
tituspullo
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The nut case that says the world will end, also said the same thing in 1994. Even Mike Huckabee is mocking this mofo.
Macho Man Randy
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I left early, God called and I answered.


You are left behind fucking a sock..

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I am closer now, get ready boys
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