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  You are transported through time to ancient Rome brining nothing but a cotton tunic. How would you survive?
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Shawn the chug is dead.
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Before I killed everyone with the viruses I carried I would create then sell weapons and explosives for Roman military.
JD
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I'd open a hotdog stand outside the senate. Burgers too.
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There are probably simple things that any reasonably intelligent person from the 21st century could invent in Ancient Rome.

Bicycle? Stirrup? Crossbow?

I'm sure there are a million things like that. The hard part would be establishing yourself and getting apprenticed as a blacksmith or something so you could do it.
Atomic Milton
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. said:There are probably simple things that any reasonably intelligent person from the 21st century could invent in Ancient Rome.

Bicycle? Stirrup? Crossbow?

I'm sure there are a million things like that. The hard part would be establishing yourself and getting apprenticed as a blacksmith or something so you could do it.



Stirrup and crossbow, sure.

You could probably knock up a crappy solid wheeled, pedalless velocipede easily enough but something with pedals and a chain, spoked wheels, let alone gears would be a Cythaera wheel like novelty given the constraints of technique.
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. said:There are probably simple things that any reasonably intelligent person from the 21st century could invent in Ancient Rome.

Bicycle? Stirrup? Crossbow?

I'm sure there are a million things like that. The hard part would be establishing yourself and getting apprenticed as a blacksmith or something so you could do it.



The idea is a million miles away from implementation. Go out right now with all your know how and build a bicycle or crossbow from scratch. 99.999% of the people in the modern world wouldn't know where to begin.

The fact that no one would speak the language and no translators to help you understand, the majority of romans would probably think you are retarded and sell you right into slavery after they cut your balls off.
tituspullo
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mr the teapots said:I would use my skills with the french epee to become a gladiator.



There were no epees then, You only have one tunic, no cash and according to your scenerio you do not even acquire istantly the ability to speak their latin. At best some tard kills you and steals your tunic. At worst you end up a slave and get anal reamed by king kong cock of Rome.
tituspullo
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dangerbaby said:Did the Roman government provide gimmiedats for bread?



Only for citizens
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q said:Given that you didn't speak the language, and you had no resources, you would probably be sold into slavery, and worked in the mines.



I'd try to teach calculus to the miner foreman.
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. said:There are probably simple things that any reasonably intelligent person from the 21st century could invent in Ancient Rome.

Bicycle? Stirrup? Crossbow?

I'm sure there are a million things like that. The hard part would be establishing yourself and getting apprenticed as a blacksmith or something so you could do it.



The crossbow was proposed in Ancient Greece, but, it was deemed too vicious and brutal for warfare.
snowman
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tituspullo said:Only for citizens


RACISS
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dangerbaby said:I'd try to teach calculus to the miner foreman.



Using Arabic numerals and English? Good luck with that.

Even the Celts wouldn't understand you.
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armed with advance math, I would become a GOD!
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q said:The crossbow was proposed in Ancient Greece, but, it was deemed too vicious and brutal for warfare.


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You just made that up
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emphasis on "try"
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. said:The idea is a million miles away from implementation. Go out right now with all your know how and build a bicycle or crossbow from scratch. 99.999% of the people in the modern world wouldn't know where to begin.

The fact that no one would speak the language and no translators to help you understand, the majority of romans would probably think you are retarded and sell you right into slavery after they cut your balls off.



:motorcycle:

better learn latin before you go and bring some fucking gold.
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mr the teapots said:\
:insane:


You just made that up



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastraphetes

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. said:armed with advance math, I would become a GOD!



Um, they had crossbows, not repeating crossbows like the Chinese but crossbows anyhow.
tituspullo
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snowman said:RACISS



Depends, Claudius expanded citizenship to all under Roman rule during his reign.
tituspullo
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q said:
mr the teapots said:\
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You just made that up



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastraphetes



And didn't they have bigger versions in the seige towers they built? Things like the ballistra that the romans adopted.
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tituspullo said:Depends, Claudius expanded citizenship to all under Roman rule during his reign.



No he fucking didn't, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutio_Antoniniana
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tituspullo said:And didn't they have bigger versions in the seige towers they built? Things like the ballistra that the romans adopted.



Siege weaponry was different. Demetrius of Macedon was known for his innovative siege engines. The Romans pretty much took whatever technology they felt would enhance their strength. They weren't great inventors, but, they were great innovators.
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I'd go into politics. I'd have a decent chance to not fall into slavery as I speak a bit of Latin (hours and hours of translation in high school can never be unprogrammed) and am 6ft5:)
tituspullo
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Pechorin said:I'd go into politics. I'd have a decent chance to not fall into slavery as I speak a bit of Latin (hours and hours of translation in high school can never be unprogrammed) and am 6ft5:)



Sorry, you are not born of a noble house and thus not eligible.
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Pechorin said:I'd go into politics. I'd have a decent chance to not fall into slavery as I speak a bit of Latin (hours and hours of translation in high school can never be unprogrammed) and am 6ft5:)



The upper crust preferred Greek.

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