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  Awesome new business idea: "The Coal Train", load 30 hot, chocolate bucks in their prime on a train and tour flyover country.
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Coalburners can come aboard the train every night for a party and "private parties" with the men can be arranged for a fee.

Imagine the trail of little pickneys we will leave in our wake!

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:lol:
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The women have to be hot to piss off the white man. No fatties allowed either
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. said:The women have to be hot to piss off the white man. No fatties allowed either



They can cum in for free, fatties have to pay.
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OP here. Before anyone can accuse me of being a Jew. Let me tell you I am 169% gentile.
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. said:The women have to be hot to piss off the white man. No fatties allowed either


No. Nogs love to fuck the fatties. Include them to piss off the hot women.
Hymie_Jaggerstein
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THE "FESTIVAL EXPRESS" STYLE DOCUMENTARY WOULD BE F'ING PRICELESS.


WE WERE SO YOUNG.
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Get thirty ropes ready.
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. said:
. said:The women have to be hot to piss off the white man. No fatties allowed either



They can cum in for free, fatties have to pay.


yes, your idea is better :lol:
Hymie_Jaggerstein
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GET THIRTY ROPES READY
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:THE "FESTIVAL EXPRESS" STYLE DOCUMENTARY WOULD BE F'ING PRICELESS.


WE WERE SO YOUNG.
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I live in flyover and I would love to see this come rolling through my town. :tard:
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On a train? What are you smoking? This ain't the 19th century.
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. said:On a train? What are you smoking? This ain't the 19th century.


Ringling brother's circus uses a train to haul their animals around too.
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Put out commercials all over flyover announcing the Coal Train. You won't know what town it will be in or what time it will show up you can't buy tickets in advance, you'll know it arrives in your town when the train comes in with huge speakers blasting Isaac Hayes and James Brown. The Bucks can be leaning out the windows lickign their lips and the women will come down mobbing the train forcing it to stop. The Bucks will service a small portion of the crowd and then leave the rest in haste, maybe running over a fatty on the way out, moving onto the next town. It will be a huge attraction and may require crowd control and the cooperation of the local pole eez.
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of course the Coal Train will be pulled by a Steam Engine.
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. said:Put out commercials all over flyover announcing the Coal Train. You won't know what town it will be in or what time it will show up you can't buy tickets in advance, you'll know it arrives in your town when the train comes in with huge speakers blasting Isaac Hayes and James Brown. The Bucks can be leaning out the windows lickign their lips and the women will come down mobbing the train forcing it to stop. The Bucks will service a small portion of the crowd and then leave the rest in haste, maybe running over a fatty on the way out, moving onto the next town. It will be a huge attraction and may require crowd control and the cooperation of the local pole eez.



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Threads like this is why I cannot leave this shithole board. Comedy gold!
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How would this make money? Fat girls admission would keep all the bucks and train rolling? What about security?
Hymie_Jaggerstein
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. said:How would this make money? Fat girls admission would keep all the bucks and train rolling? What about security?


I'M NOT SURE YOU GET INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS LOOKING TO GET RICH. IT'S MORE OF A WAY TO GET ONE'S NAME OUT THERE. SOMETHING FOR A T. BOONE PICKENS TYPE.
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:
. said:How would this make money? Fat girls admission would keep all the bucks and train rolling? What about security?


I'M NOT SURE YOU GET INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS LOOKING TO GET RICH. IT'S MORE OF A WAY TO GET ONE'S NAME OUT THERE. SOMETHING FOR A T. BOONE PICKENS TYPE.



Could some shadowy Jew group dedicated to destroying famblies underwrite this?
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NE1 remember the Marlboro train?
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ThomasPuffPuff said:NE1 remember the Marlboro train?



What was that?
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. said:Could some shadowy Jew group dedicated to destroying famblies underwrite this?



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It would be great if they could play music by John Coltrane as well.

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