Posted 2/7/2011 6:09 pm
Put out commercials all over flyover announcing the Coal Train. You won't know what town it will be in or what time it will show up you can't buy tickets in advance, you'll know it arrives in your town when the train comes in with huge speakers blasting Isaac Hayes and James Brown. The Bucks can be leaning out the windows lickign their lips and the women will come down mobbing the train forcing it to stop. The Bucks will service a small portion of the crowd and then leave the rest in haste, maybe running over a fatty on the way out, moving onto the next town. It will be a huge attraction and may require crowd control and the cooperation of the local pole eez.
Put out commercials all over flyover announcing the Coal Train. You won't know what town it will be in or what time it will show up you can't buy tickets in advance, you'll know it arrives in your town when the train comes in with huge speakers blasting Isaac Hayes and James Brown. The Bucks can be leaning out the windows lickign their lips and the women will come down mobbing the train forcing it to stop. The Bucks will service a small portion of the crowd and then leave the rest in haste, maybe running over a fatty on the way out, moving onto the next town. It will be a huge attraction and may require crowd control and the cooperation of the local pole eez.
How would this make money? Fat girls admission would keep all the bucks and train rolling? What about security?
I'M NOT SURE YOU GET INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS LOOKING TO GET RICH. IT'S MORE OF A WAY TO GET ONE'S NAME OUT THERE. SOMETHING FOR A T. BOONE PICKENS TYPE.
How would this make money? Fat girls admission would keep all the bucks and train rolling? What about security?
I'M NOT SURE YOU GET INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS LOOKING TO GET RICH. IT'S MORE OF A WAY TO GET ONE'S NAME OUT THERE. SOMETHING FOR A T. BOONE PICKENS TYPE.
Could some shadowy Jew group dedicated to destroying famblies underwrite this?