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  ITT: We TRY and list ANY postive things about Jambes
sean.nli
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. said:Now that is strange, especially if they are the only state in that region that sound that way.



They don't have an accent.

In North Dakota they begin to have the Canadian accent. But I have only been to Fargo.

BTW, one of the best places on Earth to see teenage ass is in the Wisconsin Dells in the summer. I went to the waterpark there and saw so much tight ass in bathing suits my balls felt guilty.

I remember Batman & Robin was playing on some shithole movie theater in the region. The film was so foul, my friend and I demanded our money back.
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sandman said:
. said:Unlike garagefag he has a sense determinism and adventuring attitude to leave home and start his own life like a real adult



By the time I was 21 I had been all over America, Canada, and some of Mexico.



THAT many prison transfers? Poor thing.
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bump
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He really isn't that bad guys.
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Shiny New Kid said:It was in New Mexico that my car blew up and I started hitch hiking.

First people who picked me up where some Hopi indians in a beat up pick up truck. We hadn't gone far when they had to stop for beer.

They dropped me off at a mechanic as I wanted to ask if my car was in any way fixable and they asked me for money to buy more beer!

On the outskirts of one small town I met an ex vietnam vet who had been on the road for years. We walked in to town together to get a coffee and he said he sometimes had to wait days to get a ride but he'd show me how to sleep in the desert and how to keep the rattlesnakes away.

I told him I'd never had to wait longer than 10 minutes for a ride, and the entire time I hitchhiked, even in very remote places, that's the longest I had to wait.

I did hold up a big sign saying BRITISH though, which obviously made a difference



A couple of points:

1. He was not a real Vietnam vet.

2. He wanted to have man-sex with you. Perhaps the two of you did have man-sex; none of my business.

And a question:

How DO you keep rattlesnakes away?
Shiny New Kid
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dfdf said:A couple of points:

1. He was not a real Vietnam vet.

2. He wanted to have man-sex with you. Perhaps the two of you did have man-sex; none of my business.

And a question:

How DO you keep rattlesnakes away?



This was in 1990 and he seemed to be in his early 40s. He never said anything about being in Vietnam other than that he was there and he'd been on the road since he came back, so there's nothing I could point to and say he was bullshitting.

We just had a coffee then I walked back out of town to the interstate. He said he was staying in town as it was too late to get a ride. I got one immediately on reaching the interstate so I never saw him again.

I don't know how to keep rattlesnakes away as we never spent a night in the desert.

Like you I was wary about spending the night with a strange middle aged man in the desert (I was 19 and beautiful at the time!) I didn't get a bad vibe from him, but perhaps the reason nothing bad happened to me while travelling was because I didn't do stupid shit like be alone with homeless strangers
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q said:He really isn't that bad guys.



Then tell your buddy ARSE to get off his dick.
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sandman said:
. said:Unlike garagefag he has a sense determinism and adventuring attitude to leave home and start his own life like a real adult



By the time I was 21 I had worked in peg houses all over America, Canada, and some of Mexico.



fixt
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Jambes does perform a useful function. He provides us with an example of a totally wrecked life, from which we all can learn.
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. said:Jambes does perform a useful function. He provides us with an example of a totally wrecked life, from which we all can learn.



Scott, looks like your escape thread was derailed. You can't even do that correctly, drunkard. :lol:
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Archivist said:
. said:Jambes does perform a useful function. He provides us with an example of a totally wrecked life, from which we all can learn.



Scott, looks like your escape thread was derailed. You can't even do that correctly, drunkard. :lol:



I am neither Scott nor drunk. Just telling the truth. You can't handle the truth, can you, Jambes.
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IN THE MOUTH, DADDY TAKES IT!
UP THE ASS, DADDY TAKES IT!
MY DADDY'S A REAL MAN!
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Scott is white trash, like most of Florida.
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He's actually fairly good looking. At least he puts sandman to shame. Sandman looks like a character in some movie about aliens dressing up like humans to infiltrate the Earth.
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. said:He's actually fairly good looking. At least he puts sandman to shame. Sandman looks like a character in some movie about aliens dressing up like humans to infiltrate the Earth.



Word on the street is that he has gray balls. If you come to Eureka he'll dip them in your mouth if you'd like.
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james seems to be fairly literate, which is a plus. But that is not indicative of sanity, as we've all seen for the last decade.

He also thinks I'm Scott too.

I'm sure when he's in the throes of senility he'll be muttering "Scotttttt!" like Cain was mumbling "rosebud"
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. said:james seems to be fairly literate, which is a plus. But that is not indicative of sanity, as we've all seen for the last decade.

He also thinks I'm Scott too.

I'm sure when he's in the throes of senility he'll be muttering "Scotttttt!" like Cain was mumbling "rosebud"



Sean.

Scott's butt-buddy.
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. said:Then tell your buddy ARSE to get off his dick.



I have no will or desire to do this. He's a big boy. He doesn't need any help from me.
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. said:Sean.

Scott's butt-buddy.



Wrong, James. Boy's pooper much? :lol:
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James' spelling and grammar skills (while writing) are quite good.
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. said:James' spelling and grammar skills (while writing) are quite good.



Very easy to do when you write one sentence per post, with said sentence usually being about absolutely nothing.
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. said:James' spelling and grammar skills (while writing) are quite good.

Nevertheless, Jambes' life is a train wreck, a bad example from which all can learn.
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Sean Find1ey is a homosexual pedophile.

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