In North Dakota they begin to have the Canadian accent. But I have only been to Fargo.
BTW, one of the best places on Earth to see teenage ass is in the Wisconsin Dells in the summer. I went to the waterpark there and saw so much tight ass in bathing suits my balls felt guilty.
I remember Batman & Robin was playing on some shithole movie theater in the region. The film was so foul, my friend and I demanded our money back.
It was in New Mexico that my car blew up and I started hitch hiking.
First people who picked me up where some Hopi indians in a beat up pick up truck. We hadn't gone far when they had to stop for beer.
They dropped me off at a mechanic as I wanted to ask if my car was in any way fixable and they asked me for money to buy more beer!
On the outskirts of one small town I met an ex vietnam vet who had been on the road for years. We walked in to town together to get a coffee and he said he sometimes had to wait days to get a ride but he'd show me how to sleep in the desert and how to keep the rattlesnakes away.
I told him I'd never had to wait longer than 10 minutes for a ride, and the entire time I hitchhiked, even in very remote places, that's the longest I had to wait.
I did hold up a big sign saying BRITISH though, which obviously made a difference
A couple of points:
1. He was not a real Vietnam vet.
2. He wanted to have man-sex with you. Perhaps the two of you did have man-sex; none of my business.
2. He wanted to have man-sex with you. Perhaps the two of you did have man-sex; none of my business.
And a question:
How DO you keep rattlesnakes away?
This was in 1990 and he seemed to be in his early 40s. He never said anything about being in Vietnam other than that he was there and he'd been on the road since he came back, so there's nothing I could point to and say he was bullshitting.
We just had a coffee then I walked back out of town to the interstate. He said he was staying in town as it was too late to get a ride. I got one immediately on reaching the interstate so I never saw him again.
I don't know how to keep rattlesnakes away as we never spent a night in the desert.
Like you I was wary about spending the night with a strange middle aged man in the desert (I was 19 and beautiful at the time!) I didn't get a bad vibe from him, but perhaps the reason nothing bad happened to me while travelling was because I didn't do stupid shit like be alone with homeless strangers
Posted 1/16/2011 10:49 pm
He's actually fairly good looking. At least he puts sandman to shame. Sandman looks like a character in some movie about aliens dressing up like humans to infiltrate the Earth.
He's actually fairly good looking. At least he puts sandman to shame. Sandman looks like a character in some movie about aliens dressing up like humans to infiltrate the Earth.
Word on the street is that he has gray balls. If you come to Eureka he'll dip them in your mouth if you'd like.
Posted 1/16/2011 10:54 pm
james seems to be fairly literate, which is a plus. But that is not indicative of sanity, as we've all seen for the last decade.
He also thinks I'm Scott too.
I'm sure when he's in the throes of senility he'll be muttering "Scotttttt!" like Cain was mumbling "rosebud"