F2 Navigation   |  Options  |  Login  |  Register  |  Status  |  FAQ  |  Upload Pics  |  Work-Safe Bookmark and Share


Back to Index | Reply to Topic

Page: 1 2 3 4  | Previous  Next | First  Last

  Bought my wife a starter guitar for Christmas.
Katalyst
Agent Provocateur

17073 posts

. said:Katalyst is like gout. You know it's there, and it can be painful, but it's easier to ignore than to try to defeat.



You've been threatening to ignore me for months. How's that going so far?

:lol:
.
Unregistered

Katalyst said:You've been threatening to ignore me for months. How's that going so far?

I'm generally successful, but the Bushmills is talking tonight.
.
Unregistered

It will end up badly, trust me :lol:

I made the mistake of getting my father an old skool acoustic guitar and now he thinks he is Hendrix reborn :lol:
.
Unregistered

. said:It will end up badly, trust me :lol:

I made the mistake of getting my father an old skool acoustic guitar and now he thinks he is Hendrix reborn :lol:



His whole life on here is a fabrication. You are responding to a troll.

No guitar. No wife. Only a loser who spends ever waking moment on the internet.
Katalyst
Agent Provocateur

17073 posts

. said:I'm generally successful, but the Bushmills is talking tonight.



Good choice. I buy bottles of the 16 year now and then.

:cheers:
Katalyst
Agent Provocateur

17073 posts

. said:It will end up badly, trust me :lol:

I made the mistake of getting my father an old skool acoustic guitar and now he thinks he is Hendrix reborn :lol:



Maybe. I got her a starter book, auto-tuner and hard case. If she's still into it next Christmas I'll get her a decent electric.
.
Unregistered

. said:His whole life on here is a fabrication. You are responding to a troll.

No guitar. No wife. Only a loser who spends ever waking moment on the internet.




As an accomplished guitarist, I'd gladly give guitar lessons if "she" could teach me how to satisfy "her" throbbing womanhood.
.
Unregistered

. said:As an accomplished guitarist, I'd gladly give guitar lessons if "she" could teach me how to satisfy "her" throbbing womanhood.

Lower...lower...a little to the left...now faster...
\
:sock:
.
Unregistered

. said:Lower...lower...a little to the left...now faster...
\
:sock:




"EASY NOW, no teeth!"
\
:sock:
.
Unregistered

. said:
. said:Lower...lower...a little to the left...now faster...
\
:sock:




"EASY NOW, no teeth!"
\
:sock:

And...and...AND...done.

Why don't you go make some pancakes?
\
:sock:
.
Unregistered

even cocaine renders this troll boring.
.
Unregistered

. said:even cocaine renders this troll boring.

It's not a troll, it's a party!
Katalyst
Agent Provocateur

17073 posts

. said:It's not a troll, it's a party!



:lol:
.
Unregistered

Katalyst said:Maybe. I got her a starter book, auto-tuner and hard case. If she's still into it next Christmas I'll get her a decent electric.



Yeah I got him all that crap too. It still ended up doing my bloody head in :lol:

If you are lucky, she will be one of those who takes to it naturally. If not...
.
Unregistered

Katalyst said:
. said:It's not a troll, it's a party!



:lol:


^
Dullard answering his own dot post.
Katalyst
Agent Provocateur

17073 posts

. said:Yeah I got him all that crap too. It still ended up doing my bloody head in :lol:

If you are lucky, she will be one of those who takes to it naturally. If not...



We've got a sound-proof room downstairs, I'm safe.

:lol:
.
Unregistered

Katalyst said:We've got a sound-proof room downstairs, I'm safe.

:lol:



You live in a crappy apartment.
.
Unregistered

. said:It's not a troll, it's a party!



then i need more coke. :)
.
Unregistered

. said:^
Dullard answering his own dot post.



Maybe he is; maybe he isn't. Why don't you rise above it and go for a drink, pal. Oh and I'm not Katalyst before you accuse me of being it. :lol:
.
Unregistered

. said:You live in a crappy apartment.




I don't blame him. If I had a hot tranny "wife" I'd make "her" sit right beside me too.
.
Unregistered

I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS TYPE OF THINKING.

HERE YA GO KID, HERE'S A PIECE OF SHIT CAMERA THAT IS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO USE, WITH A LENS THAT DOESN'T FOCUS RIGHT, NO INSTRUCTIONS, AND SOME BACK ISSUES OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO ASPIRE TO. NOW GO GET 'EM TIGER, DO YOUR OLD MAN PROUD!
\
:gramps:

FUCK I HATE PHOTOGRAPHY
O
0
o
:fatkid:

WOULD *YOU* PLAY ON A SHITTY "STARTER" GUITAR?
.
Unregistered

. said:
Katalyst said:
. said:It's not a troll, it's a party!



:lol:


^
Dullard answering his own dot post.

I assure you, sir, that you are incorrect.
Katalyst
Agent Provocateur

17073 posts

. said:I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS TYPE OF THINKING.

HERE YA GO KID, HERE'S A PIECE OF SHIT CAMERA THAT IS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO USE, WITH A LENS THAT DOESN'T FOCUS RIGHT, NO INSTRUCTIONS, AND SOME BACK ISSUES OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO ASPIRE TO. NOW GO GET 'EM TIGER, DO YOUR OLD MAN PROUD!
\
:gramps:

FUCK I HATE PHOTOGRAPHY
O
0
o
:fatkid:

WOULD *YOU* PLAY ON A SHITTY "STARTER" GUITAR?



It's a decent acoustic, nothing wrong with it at all.
Smithy
Registered

224 posts

. said:I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS TYPE OF THINKING.

HERE YA GO KID, HERE'S A PIECE OF SHIT CAMERA THAT IS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO USE, WITH A LENS THAT DOESN'T FOCUS RIGHT, NO INSTRUCTIONS, AND SOME BACK ISSUES OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO ASPIRE TO. NOW GO GET 'EM TIGER, DO YOUR OLD MAN PROUD!
\
:gramps:

FUCK I HATE PHOTOGRAPHY
O
0
o
:fatkid:


WOULD *YOU* PLAY ON A SHITTY "STARTER" GUITAR?



Would you rather have that or the smug self-entitled :genyconnor:.

Yo dude my parents got me the latest $10,000 guitar even though I can't do any chords lulz.
\
:genyconnor:
.
Unregistered

. said:WOULD *YOU* PLAY ON A SHITTY "STARTER" GUITAR?

Yes. Yes, I would.
\
:sock:

Page: 1 2 3 4  | Previous  Next | First  Last

Back to Index | Reply to Topic

 
Quick Reply
Moniker:
Message: