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Bought my wife a starter guitar for Christmas.

Katalyst
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Posted 12/18/2010 1:00 am

One of her presents, at least. We'll see how this goes.

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Posted 12/18/2010 1:02 am

"wife"

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Posted 12/18/2010 1:04 am

Does it have a wool body, leather fingerboard, and the logo of her favorite team on it?

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Posted 12/18/2010 1:08 am

This thread was posted as an excuse to mention his "wife" who is really his roommate.
The fictional wife is important to make the dullard look like he is less of a loser.
:lol:

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Posted 12/18/2010 1:45 am

Katalyst said:One of her presents, at least. We'll see how this goes.

What the fuck anm I going to do with that? I HAVE NO ARMS!!
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Posted 12/18/2010 5:58 am

. said:What the fuck anm I going to do with that? I HAVE NO ARMS!!
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Posted 12/18/2010 6:00 am

Katalyst said:
. said:What the fuck anm I going to do with that? I HAVE NO ARMS!!
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@ me

Fuck off.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:01 am

Katalyst said:One of her presents, at least. We'll see how this goes.

IF YOU BUY YOUR WIFE A "STARTER" ANYTHING, WAYSA?

YOU BUY HER THE SAME QUALITY SHIT YOU WOULD WANT FOR YOURSELF. OTHERWISE, YUO = CHEEP FUCK

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:02 am

what kind of guitar did you buy "her" ? a kittycaster?

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:02 am

Katalyst said:One of her presents, at least. We'll see how this goes.

L.A.M.E.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:03 am

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"wife"

HIS SHIT IS TIRESOME

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Katalyst
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Posted 12/18/2010 6:06 am

. said:what kind of guitar did you buy "her" ? a kittycaster?

Dunno what that is.

I don't remember the name, it's downstairs hidden in the bedroom.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:08 am

Katalyst said:
. said:what kind of guitar did you buy "her" ? a kittycaster?

Dunno what that is.

I don't remember the name, it's downstairs hidden in the bedroom.

basically a single pickup, shitty starter stratocaster in pink with hello kitty on it. I suppose google is broken for you

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:11 am

. said:basically a single pickup, shitty starter stratocaster in pink with hello kitty on it. I suppose google is broken for you

Ahh, sounds lame. Good thing I didn't bother googling it.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:12 am

Katalyst said:Ahh, sounds lame. Good thing I didn't bother googling it.

Just fucking leave, bore.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:12 am

. said:
Katalyst said:One of her presents, at least. We'll see how this goes.

IF YOU BUY YOUR WIFE A "STARTER" ANYTHING, WAYSA?

YOU BUY HER THE SAME QUALITY SHIT YOU WOULD WANT FOR YOURSELF. OTHERWISE, YUO = CHEEP FUCK

Motorcycle, he's a brain dead asshole

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:14 am

DOT RAGE!!!!

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:39 am

Katalyst said:DOT RAGE!!!!

its jealousy. we want to feast on that delightful she-cock you get to chow down on every night.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:40 am

. said:its jealousy. we want to feast on that delightful she-cock you get to chow down on every night.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:41 am

. said:its jealousy. we want to feast on that delightful she-cock you get to chow down on every night.

I don't doubt you do, but sadly for you she's all female.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:42 am

Katalyst said:
. said:its jealousy. we want to feast on that delightful she-cock you get to chow down on every night.

I don't doubt you do, but sadly for you she's all female.

well by now surely. but before the surgery and hormones :tard:

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:44 am

Katalyst said:I don't doubt you do, but sadly for you she's all female.

Just leave.

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Posted 12/18/2010 6:45 am

. said:Just leave.

fuck that, I want more pics of his tranny "wife" to beat off to.

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Posted 12/18/2010 7:26 am

. said:Just fucking leave, bore.

Katalyst is like gout. You know it's there, and it can be painful, but it's easier to ignore than to try to defeat.

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Posted 12/18/2010 7:29 am

. said:Katalyst is like gout. You know it's there, and it can be painful, but it's easier to ignore than to try to defeat.

When I was 16 my old man got gout so bad he had to be hospitalized. They had to cut his boot off it was so fucked up.

Once the doctor and nurses left his room, he looks at me "hey there's a mickey in the hotel room, sweet fucking god get it for me". I did, just for hilarity's sake. Sure enough he drank it. Good times :lol:

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