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Katalyst said:

This thread is a bunk of drunken closeted cock-gobblers accusing each other of being drunken closeted cock-gobblers.

Original_Lonly_Guy said:

I tend to believe ARSE. First off all, he is gay and so he wasn't saying that as an insult. Second, as a result, he's got good gaydar.. Third, you guys exchanged a ton of private email...

Yeah I am liberal, and you should be too since you are always going to be broke and struggling to get educated, get healthcare, get paid.... Finding out you are another "pre-rich" repuke, which you didn't seem to be back in the day was a very disappointing discovery...

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Are you surprised that it turned into this? I knew the second page would be a shitfest as soon as I read the topic.

sandman said:

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Are you surprised that it turned into this? I knew the second page would be a shitfest as soon as I read the topic.

THE ENTIRE POINT OF MY EXISTENCE HERE IS TO CREATE DUMB THREADS, TRY TO PROVIDE A SHITFEST, AND ENTERTAIN. OFTEN I USE MY PATHETIC LIFE EXPERIENCE AS LEVERAGE.

BE.GAY.SEAN said:

Except for the fact that you tried to get me to cyber with you on several occasions, and would send me emails with things like "Tell me a hot gay sex story before you log off" and shit like that. Frankly, Sean, that was weird. If you want to be gay, be gay. If you want to be straight, be straight. Or be bi. But don't try to get me to participate.

You're not my type, and even if you were, it still weirded me out. And no, I don't give a shit about what you did or didn't do over the phone with deflep back when he was on FC.
I wasn't going to bring this up, but the night before I left, back around Oct. 10, Sean and I had a more or less normal little email exchange where he mentioned having a new girlfriend. "Fine," I thought. "He's straight tonight. Well, that's a change." We talked a bit more, I got a reply that had a CC to an email address that I didn't recognize. I deleted the address from my CC list and asked Sean who it was, thinking that he was CCing his girlfriend to introduce me.
Instead of replying in that email, he started a new email and tried to pretend that he didn't know what I was talking about. By that time I'd googled the email address that he'd CC'd and found that it belonged to some teenage - as in 13 or 14 year old - girl that lives in Australia and writes anime fanfic.

I shit you not.

I asked Sean what was going on and he gave me some silly story about how he had a Freddie Mercury related AIM name for a while and that he must have accidently added this girl to his hotmail and CC'd her. Sean tried to convince me to talk with him on the phone, so we could "solve this problem
together".

Original_Lonly_Guy said:

Yep, this is the one. This is a cut and paste of ARSE's old post where he was venting frustration about Sean just being a little too odd for his liking.

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Sean was always queering it up around Cheopys too. The creepy lizard faced fucker is a closet cockslurp.

Closet?

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Closet?

sandman said:

I would not send Canadagirl cock pics. I do desire to get a reaction out of her but it seems that I am only marginally successful.

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Sean was always queering it up around Cheopys too. The creepy lizard faced fucker is a closet cockslurp.

canadagirl said:

HA! try harder

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You remind me of a cat that tortures mice.

sandman said:

I am usually accused of being a fag at 'large' parties. People who recognize me will ask me if I like dudes.

It is always a complete surprise to me.

That happened at Berkeley a lot. I got hit on by a lot of dudes in short period of time. These dudes would invade my personal space, offer to get me drinks, comment on my comments during class.

Mystifying.

Yeah, wotta mystery.

sandman said:

I'd give details but I don't want to.

Girls are buzzing around me like a vulture lately and that is ALWAYS a sign that I am about to be dumped.

I couldn't blame Teh Coug because I have been a mediocre lover and boyfriend but birds are buzzing left and right.

The last time this happened I got dumped but connected with some other bird.

Bird????

Your imaginary girlfriend is dumping you because you are a repulsive psychopathic moron.

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In general, I consider myself to be an existentialist. Existentialists tend to view the world as a chaotic realm filled with irrationality. The purpose of the existentialist is to make some sense of the world and to define it from a human perspective. Each person is unique and as such will have a subjective view of the world rather than objective. It is in listening and perhaps experiencing another person’s perspective where I find much joy. Out of darkness comes light, and out of chaos arises order and patterns. How each person integrates this chaos into their life and makes order from it defines to me what makes each of us truly human.

SUMMA CUM LAUDE IN ZEPHYROLOGY
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