. said:

I'm 42. My husband is 45. We sleep with a stuffed bear. He hugs it, and I hug it while sleeping. It's comforting.

We do the "family hug" with different permutations of the bear in the middle/outside of us.

We don't have kids. It's a surrogate child, we knoa, but we'd rather have this weird thing than a

Ooooookaaaay... I'm sure thats emotionally healthy

q said:

Ooooookaaaay... I'm sure thats emotionally healthy

q said:

Ooooookaaaay... I'm sure thats emotionally healthy

AngrySkyElf said:

Uh-huh.

AngrySkyElf. said:

Fired up the hot tub. Told the boys that it's ok for men to sit naked together and bond. Have one little ass cheek on my left leg, and the other precious little peach fuzz buttcheek on my right. I can feel their little buttholes puckering on my thighs, which is causing my swollen balls to bob underwater. Some precum is dripping out, forming white, opaque tad poles next to the boys' smooth arms.

Gonna be a long night.

sandman said:

Google "furries". Some people are into having sex with stuffed animals.

I thought furries were into dressing up, not stuffed animals.

Theres a brain cell that learned something that can't be unlearned.

q said:

I thought furries were into dressing up, not stuffed animals.

Theres a brain cell that learned something that can't be unlearned.

sandman said:

q said:

Ooooookaaaay... I'm sure thats emotionally healthy

Google "furries". Some people are into having sex with stuffed animals.

sandman said:

You know, I never could quite figure it all out. I just assumed some people bought a pet rabbit, carved a hole in it's butt, removed some stuffing and used it as a fleshlight.

The most horrific moment of my internet life was when, through googles help, I realized zoophilia did not mean people who enjoyed going to zoos

. said:

No, the stuffed bear is not involved when we have teh secks. We say that the bear "goes swimming" and throw him off the bed.

We can't even do it when he's "watching," like up on a bureau facing us.

q said:

The most horrific moment of my internet life was when, through googles help, I realized zoophilia did not mean people who enjoyed going to zoos

sandman said:

When are you going to let me cum inside you? We can make a baby while your husband is tied up in a corner

I'm 42. I don't want a or any for that matter.

. said:

I'm 42. I don't want a or any for that matter.

sandman said:

Paraphelias are very strange. But I like to see lesbian lactating women so who am I to judge

q said:

and I have never gotten over my fetish for sweaty socks and kimonos. Unfortunately QGF barely sweats, although she does love to wear nightgowns.

sandman said:

You should try to get her pregnant.

q said:

sandman said:

Paraphelias are very strange. But I like to see lesbian lactating women so who am I to judge

and I have never gotten over my fetish for sweaty socks and kimonos. Unfortunately QGF barely sweats, although she does love to wear nightgowns.

Two loser faggots talking about their imaginary girlfriends.

q said:

Not for another 2-3 years. She has to finish school and get a job first. And by then I will be a little more entrenched in my University.

Although I would like another 2 kids. Preferably a boy and a girl. She is 7 years younger than me, so plenty of time to think about that.

sandman said:

Can we pretend like we are? Can I whisper into your ear that I am trying my hardest to get you pregnant? Can we role play?

. said:

I don't use teh birf control because my husband had a vasectomy, so......no.

sandman said:

rock on dude!

I need 3 lucky breaks for everything to go my way.

#1 looks pretty likely.

And I have been blessed pretty often in my life. So its not a big stretch to imagine I might be again.

Hopefully at some point in the next 5 years, I will be introducing the newest FCer.