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  ITF, those of us who served with bensa tell war stories about him.
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When can we expect Bensa's likeness to appear on a Coin or a stamp?
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I was a PFC on a searchpatrol, hunting Charlie down.
It was in the jungle wars of '65.
My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone
and I could hear the enemy moving in close outside.
Just then I heard a twig snap, and I grabbed my empty gun
and I dug in scared while I counted down my fate.
And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes
appeared there at my shoulder and said: "Wait"
When he came in close beside me, he said: "Don't worry son, I'm here..
if Charlie wants to tangle, now he'll have two to dodge.
I said: "Well, thanks a lot". I told him my name and asked him his.
And he said "The boys just call me Bensa"


Well I was gonna ask him where he came from,
when we heard the bullets fly,
coming through the brush and all around our ears.
It was then I saw this big marine, light a fire in his eyes.
And it was strange, but suddenly I forgot my fears.

Well we fought all night, side by side, we took our battlestands.
And I wondered how the bullets missed this man.
Cus they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn't there
and the morning we both took a chance and ran.
And it was near the riverbank when the ambush came on top of us and I thought it was the end, we were had.
Then a bullet with my name on it came buzzing through a bush and that big marine, he just swat it, with his hand.

Just like it was a fly.


And I knew there was something weird about him,
cus when I turned around he was pulling a big ol' palmtree
right up out of the ground and swatting those Charlie's with it!

from here to Kingdom come.

When he led me out the danger, I saw my camp and waved goodbye,
he just winked at me from the jungle and then was gone.
And when I got back to my H.Q. I told them about my night,
and the battle I'd spent with a big marine named Bensa.
When I said his name, a soldier gulped, and a medic took my arm
and led me to a green tent on the right.
He said: "You may be telling true boy, but this here is Bensa.
And he's been right here since he passed away last night.
In fact he's been here all week long.
But before he went he said: "Semper Fi", and said his only wish,
was to save a young marine caught in a mirage.
So here, take his dogtag, son. I know he'd want you to have it now"
And we both said a prayer for a big marine named Bensa.

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. said:When can we expect Bensa's likeness to appear on a Coin or a stamp?



Religious nuts keep pointing to the First Commandment. The prospect of a wave of reprisal bombings doesn't enthuse the US Mint.
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. said:When can we expect Bensa's likeness to appear on a Coin or a stamp?

FITTY CENT?
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. said:I was a PFC on a searchpatrol, hunting Charlie down.
It was in the jungle wars of '65...

that's awesome. i love stan ridgway. not good music but he sure writes a good story.

if you aren't familiar with him "I wanna be a boss" and "Roadblock" are two favorite songs of mine
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They called it Hogan's Heroes for TV and played it for laughs. But it was really Bensa's Heroes and they played dirty.
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. said:They called it Hogan's Heroes for TV and played it for laughs. But it was really Bensa's Heroes and they played dirty.

Inglorious Bensas
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. said:that's awesome. i love stan ridgway. not good music but he sure writes a good story.

if you aren't familiar with him "I wanna be a boss" and "Roadblock" are two favorite songs of mine

:cool:

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. said:They called it Hogan's Heroes for TV and played it for laughs. But it was really Bensa's Heroes and they played dirty.

BENSA!
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:lol: is that a nash neopolitan? :lol: stan's the man!
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. said: :lol: is that a nash neopolitan? :lol: stan's the man!

Hey you want one these Slim Jims? What? But they're 100% Beef!!
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bump
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Bensa, why did you ignore this tread? It wasnt mean sprited.
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I have a feeling the LOLFAG response on page 1 was The Great One dot-posting.
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:rump: :kill:
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:random:
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OIL SOAKED TAR BABY

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:rofl:

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. said:Bear in mind this was just after the Tet Offensive, America couldn't afford to alienate the man General Giap once described as 'the Tongking Gulf Typhoon'.

His war record was marred only when a fart-lighting prank went disastrously awry aboard the USS Forrestal - after which he was seconded as advisor to a platoon of mutinous, crippled Hmong mercenaries.

By 1975 Bensa had moulded this ragtag force into the terror of the back country, singlehandedly pacifying an area the size of Nebraska.

Then the top brass got cold feet and had him extracted. This blow was too much for the beleaguered ARVN, and Saigon was evacuated soon after, despite Bensa's valiant one-man-one-bike fighting retreat across the Mekong delta.

A bowdlerised version appeared in Apocalypse Now, played by Marlon Brando.



The Tonkin Gulf Typhoon, funny.
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. said:In fact he's SO virile that Genghis Khan received Bensa's DNA posthumously.



Damn! This tread is funny as hell. Thx for the laughs.
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Bensa , yes I remember him very well. We had Shore leave together. After skull fucking Rommel in N. Africa he deserved it. Rommels lazy eye was NOT AS RESULT of Allied stafing, but Bensa's 15 inch cock going into the orbit cavity. BTW, Bensa saved us at the Kasserine Pass. We were on the Buddy Plan, so I received the shore leave with him.
Well, he wanted to go to the Jersey shore, stated that the EYE-TALIANS spoke with there hands, thus leaving their vital points vunerable to attack.
The .50 cent pizza was the result of killing atleast 400 hand talking Guido's. The Mafia consented to the recipe to stop the killing.
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Ask the Zulu's, oh wait they are all dead
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One time I was bored on base and lubed up a live artillery shell and inserted into my rectum. Well, sure enough it got stuck. No one knew what to do about it and I was being prepped for surgery, the surgeons all wearing body armor, when bensa stormed into the room and halted everything. If he hadn't feltched that shell out of my ass with the mighty suction of his pure Aryan lips, who knows how many lives could have been lost.

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