Walking up to AKA Lounge, I notice the marque says "TONIGHT: Niel Hamburger". What? People can't spell? Are we at the wrong place? No, it's supposed to be Neil Hamburger, America's Funnyman. AKA Lounge was freezing inside. Opener Billy Clark had no material for the show. It was terrible. Das But is a spoken word guy who trys to be offensive with vuglar "pieces" about incest, rape and every possible offensive topic. Lots of cursing. It's not very good. He still can't do a routine without reading from his notebook. It's good his background music was turned up too loud. Between them and the freezing cold I was miserable.
He was in reality working on a sting operation to infiltrate the perverse underworld of babies. All sorts of blasphemous treachery have been committed onto lady liberty. Lady Liberty has been shit on, buttfucked, sodomized, jacked off on to, pissed on and everything else horrible that you’re supposed to do to a woman. But is das büt a woman? No! Das Büt is a man! And then why do the Justice systems try to fuck him like a woman?
We will from here on out, as brothers of the cock, swear vengeance on the United States internet and also the perveted little faggot justice system. Das Büt WILL be set free!