. said:

let me guess, this is how you met:

Comic Book Guy: Someone has mixed an "Amazing Spider-Man" in with the "Peter Parker - The Spectacular Spider-Man" series. This will not stand.
Woman: Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer for this stack of water damaged Little Lulus.
CBG: Huh, "A" that is not water, it is Diet Mr. Pibb, and "B" I... [CBG turns to look at the woman] Ohh... Err... Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?
Woman: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.
CBG: Don't try to change me, baby.

Katalyst said:

We need a female emoticon.

sandman said:

Cougar told me last night that she wants to go to a comicon.

sandman said:

Cougar told me last night that she wants to go to a comicon.

sandman said:

Cougar told me last night that she wants to go to a comicon.

Fake wife meets fake girlfriend

Katalyst said:

They can be fun. A surprising amount of hot chicks.. but I've only been to one.

sandman said:

We'll probably do it. Why not? It's hip these days anyway ;)

. said:

Fake wife meets fake girlfriend

Katalyst said:

We need a female emoticon.

. said:

Where did she get them and so what?

Katalyst said:

Saying that my wife doesn't exist is like saying the earth is flat. If the evidence up to this point doesn't convince you, nothing will.

Katalyst said:

Saying that my wife doesn't exist is like saying the earth is flat. If the evidence up to this point doesn't convince you, nothing will.

. said:

What evidence? You posted a few pics of a woman that is probably your roommate. You never do anything with her. You sure do mention her a lot to the board though.

It isn't like you have a track record for telling the truth.

. said:

Where did she get them and so what?

Katalyst said:

Comic book store.

. said:

SO Katalyst, were you also using the Mascara moniker with Sean and ARSE? You certainly knew that it was them and not her.

What about it?

Katalyst said:

The only moniker I've used on F2 is my Crypteia one, which I used before getting this moniker back and which I stopped using when I did.

Katalyst said:

The only moniker I've used on F2 is my Crypteia one, which I used before getting this moniker back and which I stopped using when I did.

Katalyst said:

Name one thing I've lied about.

A few pics? I've posted over 100. And can post them on demand.

Why would my roommate a) let me take nude pictures of her and b) be wearing a wedding ring?

. said:

SO what do you you think of Mascaratard being a troll moniker for ARSE and Sean?

You sidestepped that. You had to have known about it.