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. said:http://www.zewg.net/dump/photo/Inky2010.jpg

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_girl_angle_shot
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_disease

If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.

* Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.

* Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.

* ADD FILTERS! They make you deep

* Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.

* If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!

* Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.









Look familiar?



http://thumbsnap.com/i/hS5ZqHJA.jpg

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ORC?



http://thumbsnap.com/i/hnoqpsT1.jpg

ORC.
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Impeccable_Homobear said:Michele is both obese and an alcoholic, as well as a drug addict, a deadbeat, and she even tried to get welfare based on being crazy.

As for you?

ferret_ass said:Ferret: I've never actually been to a meeting. I've researched the hell out of it but never been to one.



Inkychick said:ferret, I don't know you know you, but I think I know you well enough at this point to recommend you stay the hell away from anything that has to do with a big blue book or 12 steps of anything.



You really shouldn't talk about anyone being blotto, ferret. You're so obviously fucked up tonight that it's almost not funny.



:pwned:


Did she say she didn't know him before or after they said they were in love and going to meet each other?
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Impeccable_Homobear said:
LCBO_Santa said:she sent me an unprocessed pic. The time stamp on her camera is from the far east, thirteen hours different.



If that picture is unprocessed, then why is the resolution only 1280 x 960? Inky's camera is a 5.5 MP HP Photosmart R817. A 5MP picture is 1920 x 2560.

http://daystarvisions.com/Docs/Tuts/HowLarge/pg1.html

Also, it says in the EXIF data that it was run through photoshop CS 2 on a Mac.



*ahem*

fairy_ass can't answer. He knows he got busted.
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. said:fairy_ass can't answer. He knows he got busted.

Fairy ass passed out.

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FATTY AND FAILURE LOOKING BEHIND THE TREES AND UNDER THE BUSHES FOR THEIR NEMESIS.
LAFF.

http://thumbsnap.com/i/AudjJYkA.gif
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FATTY AND FAILURE LOOKING BEHIND THE TREES AND UNDER THE BUSHES FOR THEIR NEMESIS.
LAFF.

http://thumbsnap.com/i/AudjJYkA.gif



http://thumbsnap.com/i/W0x9h2sD.jpg


Just when you thought it was safe to post. Poor ferret.

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