Impeccable_Homobear said:

Do I even need to bother posting your PMs with Michele about going to AA, ferret? You have about as much right to talk about someone else being drunk as Michele has to call someone else fat.

Ferret must LIKE being pwned, just like Jambes does. Just fucking incredible.

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FAILURE

LCBO_Santa said:

she sent me an unprocessed pic. The time stamp on her camera is from the far east, thirteen hours different.

Impeccable_Homobear said:

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Ferret, she's ugly and fat, and all the whining and crying in the world isn't going to change that.
Speaking of noses, what the hell happened to hers?

Helllooooo!

I'm still curious, what happened to your nose, Michele? Did that happen at the same time you got the dent in your head?

Impeccable_Homobear said:

Do I even need to bother posting your PMs with Michele about going to AA, ferret? You have about as much right to talk about someone else being drunk as Michele has to call someone else fat.

But you are obese. Gaylord is an obvious alcoholic.

Where do you get off calling somebody fat, tubby? You're also in denial about your own drinking. Pretty obvious on most nights that your are blotto.

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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_girl_angle_shot
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_disease

If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.

* Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.

* Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.

* ADD FILTERS! They make you deep

* Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.

* If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!

* Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.








Look familiar?

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Ferret must LIKE being pwned, just like Jambes does. Just fucking incredible.

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But you are obese. Gaylord is an obvious alcoholic.

Where do you get off calling somebody fat, tubby? You're also in denial about your own drinking. Pretty obvious on most nights that your are blotto.

ferret_ass said:

Ferret: I've never actually been to a meeting. I've researched the hell out of it but never been to one.

Inkychick said:

ferret, I don't know you know you, but I think I know you well enough at this point to recommend you stay the hell away from anything that has to do with a big blue book or 12 steps of anything.

Impeccable_Homobear said:

Speaking of failure,

LCBO_Santa said:

she sent me an unprocessed pic. The time stamp on her camera is from the far east, thirteen hours different.

If that picture is unprocessed, then why is the resolution only 1280 x 960? Inky's camera is a 5.5 MP HP Photosmart R817. A 5MP picture is 1920 x 2560.

http://daystarvisions.com/Docs/Tuts/HowLarge/pg1.html

Also, it says in the EXIF data that it was run through photoshop CS 2 on a Mac.

Care to explain?

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Impeccable_Homobear said:

Ferret, are you ever going to answer this? It's obvious that you lied.

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You tried that one a few pages back.


Ferret: We see each other by Christmas, guaranteed.

Inky: I have bookmarked dis fread, son.

Ferret: I hope so

Inky: Me too Now I feel all shy 'n shit.

Ferret: We'll find a way sweetie. I hate to go to Ferry for this but he's right

I was IN BY CHRISTMAS.

Were you?

sandman said:

Whats up with the unsightly hair on Michele's chin?

Looks like a goat, not kidding, horrific picture

LCBO_Santa said:

she sent me an unprocessed pic. The time stamp on her camera is from the far east, thirteen hours different.

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