Speaking of delusions, why are you still trying to pass off a pixelated and overcropped version of the picture?
It's not going to make your orc look any less hideous, you know.
YOU'RE CONFUSED AGAIN FATBOY.
I DON'T GIVE A FIDDLERS FUCK ABOUT OTHERS PICTURES THAT YOU POST.
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No, you just hope that no one else notices that you keep reposting a crappily cropped and overblown version of the picture so that you can try to claim that I look worse than Inky.
Too bad that's not working for you. Maybe you should try again.
The last time Willow owned anyone was when he posted James and Hoggy's baby pictures. I beat that the very next day when I posted the MovieWhore family blogs and totally obliterated any possibility the day after that when I posted James' police records and liens.
Speaking of Haldol, how's the orc doing these days?
Back in the day ferret would claim Victory. He would have given The Excuse. He would have provided rationale for comic failure. Unfortunately now he is a participant in such failure, being that he is easy to spot and says the same things over and over again.
Back in the day ferret would claim Victory. He would have given The Excuse. He would have provided rationale for comic failure. Unfortunately now he is a participant in such failure, being that he is easy to spot and says the same things over and over again.
Do I even need to bother posting your PMs with Michele about going to AA, ferret? You have about as much right to talk about someone else being drunk as Michele has to call someone else fat.
Do I even need to bother posting your PMs with Michele about going to AA, ferret? You have about as much right to talk about someone else being drunk as Michele has to call someone else fat.
No kidding.
And I freely admit to enjoying some brandy and milk.
If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.
* Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.
* Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.
* ADD FILTERS! They make you deep
* Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.
* If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!
* Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.