ARSE is far more attractive than INKY. Even in her new picture her arms are fatter than arse's and she looks like she eats as much as a sixth grade choir team. Ohio of course.
Posted 2/9/2010 8:51 am
After 3 months time to photoshop the picture and research camera angles (why that took so long, I'll never know. Wait, yes I do....she's a shitty photographer), it should look a lot better.
At least she fixed that dent thing on her forehead and the side of her nose. *shrug*
If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.
* Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.
* Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.
* ADD FILTERS! They make you deep
* Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.
* If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!
* Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.
She's fat, the shot was far from impromptu. You even tried to lie the night it was posted and claim it wasn't photoshopped, right after you urged everyone to look at the EXIF data. Too bad it plainly shows that it was photoshopped.
When Michele the Orc can post normal unaltered front and sideways shots in the same poses as the two pictures above, then you can claim she's not fat.
Posted 2/9/2010 9:06 am
Ferret, she looks like shit. Even after 3 months, photoshop, and using the most pathetic pose possible to hide her fat and her ugliness, she still looks like shit.
Shit seems to come up a lot when you talk about Inky. I wonder why.
