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 Author Topic: Anyone see those Domino's commercial where they admit their pizza tastes like shit?
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Anonymous Pinky

College Days in the mid-seventies, drink a case each of Rolling Rock and then cram three slices of Dominoids stacked like a sammich hardly bothering to chew, that ish could have been topped with afterbirth & smegma it really did not matter when one was lobotomized drunk and living with 8 other feral sophomores in a condemned shack outside of town.
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Anonymous Pinky

"does that sauce pot look like it contains a cross between glue and menstrual blood to any one else? "
Shiny New Kid
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mr the horse said:What was that old movie where the advertising dude goes crazy and he comes up with new ads with his buddies at the institution that are truthful? I think one was about how Ferraris or Porsches will get you blowjobs and one was about how Japanese electronics are superior because they're shorter and closer to the electronics and can assemble them with their small hands?



I remember that one. Dudley Moore was the star.

Another one was, "American Airlines: We crash less often"
Shiny New Kid
Epic Motherfucker

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Shiny New Kid said:
mr the horse said:What was that old movie where the advertising dude goes crazy and he comes up with new ads with his buddies at the institution that are truthful? I think one was about how Ferraris or Porsches will get you blowjobs and one was about how Japanese electronics are superior because they're shorter and closer to the electronics and can assemble them with their small hands?



I remember that one. Dudley Moore was the star.

Another one was, "American Airlines: We crash less often"



I just looked it up. Crazy People, 1990. It had some pretty good lines

Charles Drucker: Harris. Say something honest, no holds barred.
Harris: I like... small boys.
Charles Drucker: About the product, you fucking idiot!

You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!

Drucker: [reading ad copy] Metamucil: We help you go to the toilet so you won't get cancer and die.

Emory Leeson: Take me away from here; I'll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant!
Stephen: I have to go.
Emory Leeson: You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either.
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Anonymous Pinky

Uh the folks at the local Domino's don't look anything like those in the video
truedat
Anonymous Pinky

The guy who started Dominoes is big into the Catholic Church and drained away all the profits by using shit ingredients to fund a Catholic University among other things.
Zathrus2
Epic Motherfucker

2859 posts

I would love to find out the backstory behind those commercials. It's like the owner promoted his brother in law or something. The commercials have that new but very stupid management feel about them.
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Anonymous Pinky

Zathrus2 said:I would love to find out the backstory behind those commercials. It's like the owner promoted his brother in law or something. The commercials have that new but very stupid management feel about them.



Someone previously mentioned that it was damage control to soften the fallout of the viral video showing dominos employees adulterating the food.
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Anonymous Pinky

umm said:At 2:52 the guy is excited they are finally making it with cheese. Makes me wonder what they were using all these years. :puke:



:bukkake:
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Anonymous Pinky

truedat said:The guy who started Dominoes is big into the Catholic Church and drained away all the profits by using shit ingredients to fund a Catholic University among other things.



you sure you don't mean 'Chic-fil-a'?
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Anonymous Pinky

:lol:
the ad banner I see while reading this thread is for 'Papa Johns'.

f2 owns dominoes
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Anonymous Pinky

Shiny New Kid said:Charles Drucker: Harris. Say something honest, no holds barred.
Harris: I like... small boys.
Charles Drucker: About the product, you fucking idiot!



:rofl:
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Anonymous Pinky

. said:you sure you don't mean 'Chic-fil-a'?



They are both religious people. Dominos founder even created a religious gated community in FL called ave maria.
Papa John Schmenkman
Anonymous Pinky

"The cardboard complaint is the most common one"
"This is he one we hear over and over"
"That hits you right in the heart. This is what I've done for 25 years"

:lol: After 25 years you don't know that your pizza is shit?
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Anonymous Pinky

I feel like I'm an asshole for eating their shitty pizza all these years, which they admit I have been eating. Fuck them, I'm never ordering a fucking thing from the ever.

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Anonymous Pinky

. said:I feel like I'm an asshole for eating their shitty pizza all these years, which they admit I have been eating. Fuck them, I'm never ordering a fucking thing from the ever.



By inference they also are saying you are more stupid than the other people who identified their food as crap and stopped buying.
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Anonymous Pinky

. said:By inference they also are saying you are more stupid than the other people who identified their food as crap and stopped buying.



In fact, I never stated I was a smart man, so I still win this debate.
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Shiny New Kid
Epic Motherfucker

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. said:By inference they also are saying you are more stupid than the other people who identified their food as crap and stopped buying.



I ordered Dominos once and it was terrible.

I thought maybe I'd got a bad one as its such a huge and apparently popular company, so I ordered again a few weeks later.

That was awful as well, so I never ordered again.

I was baffled at how it became a huge chain
Zathrus2
Epic Motherfucker

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Papa John Schmenkman said:"The cardboard complaint is the most common one"
"This is he one we hear over and over"
"That hits you right in the heart. This is what I've done for 25 years"

:lol: After 25 years you don't know that your pizza is shit?



Actually, the guy admitting he'd been doing fast food pizza for 25 years got me.
Zathrus2
Epic Motherfucker

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Shiny New Kid said:I ordered Dominos once and it was terrible.

I thought maybe I'd got a bad one as its such a huge and apparently popular company, so I ordered again a few weeks later.

That was awful as well, so I never ordered again.

I was baffled at how it became a huge chain



It's party pizza. It's cheap and quick. That's another thing that makes these commercials wierd, it's kind of like White Castle coming out with a Wendy's commercial.
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Anonymous Pinky

Shiny New Kid said:I ordered Dominos once and it was terrible.

I thought maybe I'd got a bad one as its such a huge and apparently popular company, so I ordered again a few weeks later.

That was awful as well, so I never ordered again.

I was baffled at how it became a huge chain



Heavy marketing, good use of leverage to expand quickly, heavy control of labor costs, good supply chain.
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Anonymous Pinky

If I'm in the mood for crap pizza and I want it right now, the Hot 'n' Ready for $4.99 at Little Caesar's that has been sitting under a heat lamp for an hour is superior to the $6.99 carry-out special at Domino's.
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Anonymous Pinky

. said:If I'm in the mood for crap pizza and I want it right now, the Hot 'n' Ready for $4.99 at Little Caesar's that has been sitting under a heat lamp for an hour is superior to the $6.99 carry-out special at Domino's.

bs, unless you were raised on pizza served at school lunches
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Anonymous Pinky

. said:bs, unless you were raised on pizza served at school lunches



I said they were crap, dumbass.
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Anonymous Pinky

Papa John Schmenkman said:"The cardboard complaint is the most common one"
"This is he one we hear over and over"
"That hits you right in the heart. This is what I've done for 25 years"

:lol: After 25 years you don't know that your pizza is shit?



You don't expect someone to eat their own shit do you? :lol:

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