Topic: Anyone see those Domino's commercial where they admit their pizza tastes like shit?
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Posted 1/4/2010 12:20 pm
College Days in the mid-seventies, drink a case each of Rolling Rock and then cram three slices of Dominoids stacked like a sammich hardly bothering to chew, that ish could have been topped with afterbirth & smegma it really did not matter when one was lobotomized drunk and living with 8 other feral sophomores in a condemned shack outside of town.
I just looked it up. Crazy People, 1990. It had some pretty good lines
Charles Drucker: Harris. Say something honest, no holds barred.
Harris: I like... small boys.
Charles Drucker: About the product, you fucking idiot!
You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!
Drucker: [reading ad copy] Metamucil: We help you go to the toilet so you won't get cancer and die.
Emory Leeson: Take me away from here; I'll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant!
Stephen: I have to go.
Emory Leeson: You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either.
Posted 1/4/2010 1:29 pm
The guy who started Dominoes is big into the Catholic Church and drained away all the profits by using shit ingredients to fund a Catholic University among other things.
Posted 1/4/2010 2:14 pm
I would love to find out the backstory behind those commercials. It's like the owner promoted his brother in law or something. The commercials have that new but very stupid management feel about them.
I would love to find out the backstory behind those commercials. It's like the owner promoted his brother in law or something. The commercials have that new but very stupid management feel about them.
Someone previously mentioned that it was damage control to soften the fallout of the viral video showing dominos employees adulterating the food.
The guy who started Dominoes is big into the Catholic Church and drained away all the profits by using shit ingredients to fund a Catholic University among other things.
Posted 1/4/2010 5:10 pm
"The cardboard complaint is the most common one"
"This is he one we hear over and over"
"That hits you right in the heart. This is what I've done for 25 years"
After 25 years you don't know that your pizza is shit?
Posted 1/4/2010 6:20 pm
I feel like I'm an asshole for eating their shitty pizza all these years, which they admit I have been eating. Fuck them, I'm never ordering a fucking thing from the ever.
I feel like I'm an asshole for eating their shitty pizza all these years, which they admit I have been eating. Fuck them, I'm never ordering a fucking thing from the ever.
By inference they also are saying you are more stupid than the other people who identified their food as crap and stopped buying.
"The cardboard complaint is the most common one"
"This is he one we hear over and over"
"That hits you right in the heart. This is what I've done for 25 years"
After 25 years you don't know that your pizza is shit?
Actually, the guy admitting he'd been doing fast food pizza for 25 years got me.
I thought maybe I'd got a bad one as its such a huge and apparently popular company, so I ordered again a few weeks later.
That was awful as well, so I never ordered again.
I was baffled at how it became a huge chain
It's party pizza. It's cheap and quick. That's another thing that makes these commercials wierd, it's kind of like White Castle coming out with a Wendy's commercial.
Posted 1/4/2010 8:11 pm
If I'm in the mood for crap pizza and I want it right now, the Hot 'n' Ready for $4.99 at Little Caesar's that has been sitting under a heat lamp for an hour is superior to the $6.99 carry-out special at Domino's.
If I'm in the mood for crap pizza and I want it right now, the Hot 'n' Ready for $4.99 at Little Caesar's that has been sitting under a heat lamp for an hour is superior to the $6.99 carry-out special at Domino's.
bs, unless you were raised on pizza served at school lunches
"The cardboard complaint is the most common one"
"This is he one we hear over and over"
"That hits you right in the heart. This is what I've done for 25 years"
After 25 years you don't know that your pizza is shit?
You don't expect someone to eat their own shit do you?