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 Author Topic: Anyone see those Domino's commercial where they admit their pizza tastes like shit?
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So wierd to see this, but I guess it's refreshing. Their pizza has sucked hard for years, tasting more like a $1 Totino's special. Here's the ad, what do you all make of it, brilliant or incredibly stupid?

Katalyst
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Comes across as damage control.
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Patrick Doyle is the ultimate beta. Tom Monaghan knew how to force feed his pizza down america's gullet.
kut_to_end_all_kuts
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This was posted earlier today. Which one of you guys is ChrisWestaway?

"SLANDEROUS COMMENT: secret ingredient is cum"

:lol:
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why do they need a focus group to tell them their pizza crust is like cardboard? They don't eat their own pizza?
Gary
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I haven't eaten a Domino's pizza in years. They used to be typical semi-crappy-but-acceptable-delivered pizza but I always preferred local joints or making my own. Have they really gone downhill from where they were, say, 5 years ago?
mr the horse
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It only takes one "still tastes like shit" comment to make that whole campaign blow up in their faces.
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I used to live in Detroit. They used to run a 2x1 promo every time the Tigers won (In 1984, that was quite a lot). I sorta kept ordering them out of habit (I was lazy, and Little Caesar's took too long to get at the time).

Maybe I will try it now, sorta sick of Pizza Hut and Papa John's'
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At 2:52 the guy is excited they are finally making it with cheese. Makes me wonder what they were using all these years. :puke:
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Around 10 years ago I tried to order a pizza from Domino's using my cell phone (my only phone) and their automated system told me to call back using a landline. I still don't have a landline. They've made exactly $0 from me since then.
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They had to do something after that "viral" video was posted of Domino's drones fucking around with the food
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. said:Around 10 years ago I tried to order a pizza from Domino's using my cell phone (my only phone) and their automated system told me to call back using a landline. I still don't have a landline. They've made exactly $0 from me since then.
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. said:They had to do something after that "viral" video was posted of Domino's drones fucking around with the food



Secret ingredient indeed. :sadbanana:
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Domino's pizza was alright back in the 80's and early 90's.

somewhere along the way in the 90's they changed it to cut costs.
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. said:They had to do something after that "viral" video was posted of Domino's drones fucking around with the food



:link:
Plucky Sausagecup
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If you're high and/or drunk, Domino's pizza is ok.
Hymie_Jaggerstein
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THIS IS TERRIBLE. THE ONLY THING IT DOES IS MAKE THE DUMBFUCKS WHO KEPT THEM IN BUSINESS FOR 6 DECADES FEEL LIKE RUBES. NOT ONE PERSON WILL SEE THIS AND SAY: "YOU MEAN IT'S NOT LITERALLY SHIT ANYMORE? GET IN THE CAR, KIDS!"
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Plucky Sausagecup said:If you're high and/or drunk, Domino's pizza is ok.
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:lol:
campertard
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:THIS IS TERRIBLE. THE ONLY THING IT DOES IS MAKE THE DUMBFUCKS WHO KEPT THEM IN BUSINESS FOR 6 DECADES FEEL LIKE RUBES. NOT ONE PERSON WILL SEE THIS AND SAY: "YOU MEAN IT'S NOT LITERALLY SHIT ANYMORE? GET IN THE CAR, KIDS!"


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threadkilla
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great advert

Plucky Sausagecup
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. said:
Plucky Sausagecup said:If you're high and/or drunk, Domino's pizza is ok.
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:lol:



:pwned: :digtbk:
mr the horse
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What was that old movie where the advertising dude goes crazy and he comes up with new ads with his buddies at the institution that are truthful? I think one was about how Ferraris or Porsches will get you blowjobs and one was about how Japanese electronics are superior because they're shorter and closer to the electronics and can assemble them with their small hands?
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mr the horse said:What was that old movie where the advertising dude goes crazy and he comes up with new ads with his buddies at the institution that are truthful? I think one was about how Ferraris or Porsches will get you blowjobs and one was about how Japanese electronics are superior because they're shorter and closer to the electronics and can assemble them with their small hands?



Was it S.O.B?
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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:THIS IS TERRIBLE. THE ONLY THING IT DOES IS MAKE THE DUMBFUCKS WHO KEPT THEM IN BUSINESS FOR 6 DECADES FEEL LIKE RUBES. NOT ONE PERSON WILL SEE THIS AND SAY: "YOU MEAN IT'S NOT LITERALLY SHIT ANYMORE? GET IN THE CAR, KIDS!"



Michigan native. Their pies were decent in the 80s and declined from there on out. I feel exactly like the post above implies.
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Well, I fell for it. They are advertising 2 or more medium 2-topping for $5.99/ea - got a sausage/mushroom and a ham/pineapple (both thin crust). Cant' tell any major difference, my complaint was the total lack of toppings - especially with the thin crust, the toppings have to deliver the flavor and these just didn't do it. I've had Ritz crackers at parties with more toppings.

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