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 Author Topic: I hooked up with a married woman at a nightclub. She looks like a klingon-catfish hybrid.
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I hooked up with a married woman at a nightclub. She looks like a klingon-catfish hybrid.

We've been having regular sex for a while now. Her cuckold husband doesn't know. She says her husband looks like a Michael Bolton impersonator, has a tiny penis, and is addicted to internet message boards.

I asked her how she gets away with the cheating. She says that her husband is a serial cuckold with a proven track record. In a previous marriage, his wife convinced him to sell his beloved Grand National to the guy who she was fucking.

Anyway, nightclubs rock!

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You're a fucking asshole, man.
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. said:I hooked up with a married woman at a nightclub. She looks like a klingon-catfish hybrid.

We've been having regular sex for a while now. Her cuckold husband doesn't know. She says her husband looks like a Michael Bolton impersonator, has a tiny penis, and is addicted to internet message boards.

I asked her how she gets away with the cheating. She says that her husband is a serial cuckold with a proven track record. In a previous marriage, his wife convinced him to sell his beloved Grand National to the guy who she was fucking.

Anyway, nightclubs rock!



beloved grand national makes you both about 50
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. said:beloved grand national makes you both about 50



That's when most cheating takes place you know; the husband can no longer stomach his wife's aging body so he casts her loose, telling her he no longer has feelings for her. She however is burning with menopausal lust and is all fired up to become a hot property once again. It's so sad you can't even laugh at this pitiful comedy, not only when the divorcing couple's 14 year old daughter runs away from home to become a welfare mother and starts fucking with niggers to get a welfare baby to boost her income.
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. said:That's when most cheating takes place you know; the husband can no longer stomach his wife's aging body so he casts her loose, telling her he no longer has feelings for her. She however is burning with menopausal lust and is all fired up to become a hot property once again. It's so sad you can't even laugh at this pitiful comedy, not only when the divorcing couple's 14 year old daughter runs away from home to become a welfare mother and starts fucking with niggers to get a welfare baby to boost her income.



I meant "even" not "only"
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. said:I hooked up with a married woman at a nightclub. She looks like a klingon-catfish hybrid.

We've been having regular sex for a while now. Her cuckold husband doesn't know. She says her husband looks like a Michael Bolton impersonator, has a tiny penis, and is addicted to internet message boards.

I asked her how she gets away with the cheating. She says that her husband is a serial cuckold with a proven track record. In a previous marriage, his wife convinced him to sell his beloved Grand National to the guy who she was fucking.

Anyway, nightclubs rock!

nice reverse troll, pgb.
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how can i get a piece of this action?
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. said:That's when most cheating takes place you know; the husband can no longer stomach his wife's aging body so he casts her loose, telling her he no longer has feelings for her. She however is burning with menopausal lust and is all fired up to become a hot property once again. It's so sad you can't even laugh at this pitiful comedy, not only when the divorcing couple's 14 year old daughter runs away from home to become a welfare mother and starts fucking with niggers to get a welfare baby to boost her income.



I too, am burning with menopausal lust....lust for pussay!
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http://www.zewg.net/dump/photo/PANTS_GO_BROWN.gif
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. said:nice reverse troll, pgb.



Exactly.
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link to grand national story?
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. said:link to grand national story?



Ask pgb
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. said:link to grand national story?

His first wife convinced him to sell it at a discount to the guy who's dick she was sucking.

PGB = 169% CUCKOLD

I loved that car
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So, as I have been afk, and his "beloved bride to be" is being savaged. Ferret retaliated against the one person on this board who has never said an unkind word about him or her.

Masterful!
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PGB_reborn said:So, as I have been afk, and his "beloved bride to be" is being savaged. Ferret retaliated against the one person on this board who has never said an unkind word about him or her.

Masterful!
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You are such a boring vapid cunt.
And no I'm not ferrit.
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. said:You are such a boring vapid cunt.
And no I'm not ferrit.



Yes you are. I detect your spoor.
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PGB_reborn said:Yes you are. I detect your spoor.
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No I'm not you boring cuckold.
And your worst crime is the boring part.
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English Literature . said:No I'm not you boring cuckold.
And your worst crime is the boring part.



You spelled Literature wrong, ferret.
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PGB_reborn said:You spelled Literature wrong, ferret.
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This jester bores me, bring a fresh one
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