sandman said:

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Right, just like you have a rich Cougar.

All talk, all bullshit

I never said she was rich. She does make a good living.

You, ferret, can't even get the scratch together to visit your online "edgy" fat-faced girlfriend and she lives a mere 350 miles away.

Christ, if you actually drove a basic vehicle it might take at most six hours.

Think about that, you loser.

Michele still doesn't know your name because you are a gutless chickenshit coward

Mascaratard said:

If he got on his Huffy two weeks ago, he'd be there by now. He should at least send her his bicycle seat to sniff, don't you think?

MovieWhore said:

The interview didn't seem like a big deal at the time, so, no.

MW

MovieWhore said:

Please list your life achievements.

We'll wait.

You're getting pretty old to have not had anything interesting in your life happen, Sean. Plan on living vicariously through mine now?

MW

Interesting.

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Sean, you're a pussy in ALL aspects of your pathetic life. You never follow anything through. Nobody and I mean nobody finds you intimidating.

You're the board joke and it's biggest loser ever.

GO GET 'EM, SANTA GRAPEFRUIT!
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sandman said:

Mascaratard said:

If he got on his Huffy two weeks ago, he'd be there by now. He should at least send her his bicycle seat to sniff, don't you think?

It'd have to be a fairly large seat because a traditional pro one would be small enough to get stuck up there, so he'd be picking out the pubic hairs from underneath

MovieWhore said:

Meh. Homos have taken over the thread.

MW

Mascaratard said:

I would guess that the leather would be worn away to the stuffing and springs, but being morbidly obese prevents him from noticing that half his pubes have been ripped out.

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Why are you attention whoring? This is not a blog.

FATTY AND FAILURE. said:

. said:

MovieWhore said:

Meh. Homos have taken over the thread.

MW