And Ferret rides a bike to work and desperately wishes to believe that Sean lives in a garage so he can wake up in the morning, wipe off the dried beer froth from his lips, and look at himself in the mirror with a straight face.
Teapots, ferret's good friend and fellow anarcho-punk-Torontian.
FERRET: Meanwhile back on the board, Teapots says he uses escorts. Bit of a bombshell there.
INKY: Michelle has the look to kill, the personality to fill and the body to thrill....WOW!!! She tops this off with not only the most amazing sexy Russian accent you'll ever hear but also the softest, most sensuous, Russian touch you will ever feel! Michelle is a breath of fresh air in a land of dreams and when she's around you just want to inhale as much of her as possible. (1 Hour Minimum)
Michelle is also available for Couples and Duos
She sounds sweet
This isn't a joke, is it?
FERRET: I don't think so. Kind of surprised me that he would talk about it here.
Escorts aren't my thing.
They slammed on everyone in this one. Madelf, Spanky, Lori, me, Steve, TACM, Sean, AustinGirl, and yes, even YARI. Granted, Inky said she had no problem with Yari, but she hardly tried to take up for her against ferret.
INKY: Feel like gossiping about other board members? I'll start. What do you think of MadElf? I think she's a dumbass and a beeyotch. There, I said it.
FERRET: Madelf, she can be funny and interesting at times. She's way too much of an attention whore and can be downright Machiavellian at times. Plus she's Bi-Polar.
I pity her a little for the whole Suntory thing. Steve is a fucking lunatic. There really are a lot of serious head cases on this board.
INKY: I cracked up on her used ice cream craigslist post. I thought that was really madcap and inventive. (and harmless, as trolls emanating from 'our' board go) But every time I've tried to be nice to her, she gives me teh brush off. Perhaps I'm too sensitive, but hen on hen violence disturbs me. I got no problems wiff sunshine, peepers or yari. Most of the others have been gone so long I forget who they are. TACM, I had forgotten all about her drama. Who's the one who claims to be having invetro egg injections? Is that Austin Girl? And why does she hate us? If indeed, that's true, considering teh source.... And were you ever in contact with Val? SHE'S the one I truly miss. If all that shit about her being stranded in Mexico was true, I feel really bad for her
FERRET: The egg injections sounds like Yari, she's a little...off. TACM is still drama city only she does it on CI now. Never liked her, she's a nasty pile of narcissim and she's not too bright. Madelf and TACM are both competitive female types. They see all other hens as threats to attention from men. AustinGirl? She's just a very unhappy unfriendly bitch. One minute she's sucking up to the likes of ARSE and the next minute they are at each other's throats. She's a complete waste of time.
Val hasn't been heard from since ARSE got her password from Spanky. It was the same for her email account so ARSE got all of her mail. He posted all of her mail on the board too. I know he tried hard to get her in shit with the New Zealand consulate among other things. He's a psychotic pile of human filth. There is nothing he wouldn't stoop to.
Val's email was taken over by ARSE so I have no way of contacting her. She literally just went *poof*. I have no idea if she had legal trouble or just decided to kill her online identity. I think it was the latter, I hope it is.
Val was always pretty cool with me.
INKY: Loved me sum Val, she is someone I would have like to have known IRL. Really smart, funny, take no prisoners attitude. I admired her greatly. Shit, I hope she's OK, it sounds like she was in a real mess. And with health problems, no less. from the sounds of it, serious health problems. Crap. Now I'm gonna be worried about her, I have been meaning to ask you, I thought you had mentioned being friends with her.
And wtf, arse and sean? I remember arse from the red board, when di he morph into such a freak? I miss Cheyops (sp) as well. LOVED that guy. I usually always avoid drama freads, unless they involve me of course, but I read choppy's like they were serial novels, and was dying for the next chapter. he is/was great. I liked skullflower, too, great name. I think he finally threw up his hands in disgust, I think I saw him post twice on Spanky's board.
You know I have mixed feelings about Spanky and Lori. How do you feel about them, and the whole spankygate fiasco?
FERRET: ARSE is a stone cold vicious sociopath. It took me too long to realize it. ARSE went completely over the edge when Sean started licking his ass. The two of them are both out of control crazy so there is no moderating influence. They bring the absolute worst out of each other. That huge thread last year where I spilled the beans on ARSE after he attacked my then girlfriend's cancer was the end for ARSE. That thread might have been Val's finest hour. She was firing on all cylinders. That's when Val and I started emailing occasionally.
Spanky and Lori. I have to wonder about someone that has his whole life laid bare and exposed continuing to seek abuse like he does. She does it too. Spanky always made himself front and center with his Spankycams and all. He's been begging people to go after him for years. There is something really wrong with him and he stubbornly refuses to address it. Spanky always has to be right. I wish he would leave the boards for his sake and ours. There is just too much baggage surrounding him.
His antics about releasing the DB and outright lying about it were the last straw for most people here. If he stopped posting most of the piling on would stop. Look at MovieWhore, only Sean and ARSE, especially Sean still bring him up. He's moved on. If he does post it's as a dot.
About my ex girlfriend. In 2007 when she was going through treatment for cancer she started to booze really heavily. I mean hiding vodka bottles heavily. She ended up going into rehab at the end of the year and came out all spin dried with 12 step religion. We were history before her 90/90 was done. I was looked down at as an enabler and one of the "slippery people". My total distrust of AA did not help.
Painful split but it was quick and she had changed to the point where the relationship didn't really exist anymore. We haven't spoken in a year and half but she's still sober and cancer free and doing well as far as that goes. Her head is still packed with the big book though.
You know, if you get sean going, you can get him to keep posting for hours on end. he used to claim he was going out with his fake girlfriend, then we would get him into a fight. then several hours later one of us would ask what happened to his fake girlfriend. we chased him out of his LOKI moniker on LF. so he started posting as a dot. I'm shocked he regged another moniker.