Posted 11/2/2009 6:55 am
More KingMambo hate from Ferret. I guess you would have had to have seen him kissing KM's ass to really know how funny this is, but I luled.
FERRET:
These idiots flip out if their cell phone breaks. The thing isn't just the typical racism, it's that the kid's ingenuity frightens them.
I have to admit, I don't completely understand white America's endless paranoia about blacks. It's always the white bread suburban types that have it the worst too.
No sooner did I post that than Kingdumbo appears. He's so afraid of black people he ran all the way to Japan.
INKY: RE Mi Vida Loca--A 'digger' is someone who digs poomp out of their pad (diaper) and smears it everywhere. Babies do this as well. My Mother loved to tell the story about me as a tot, I guess i used to scream my lungs out at teh crack of dawn to be released from my crib-prison. I had stuff to do, don't cha know...One morning my parents woke up looked at the clock, and realized it was 9:00am, hadn't heard a peep outta me that morning.
In a mad panic, they jumped up and raced to my bedroom. There I was, painting a Poop Picasso on the walls, crib, myself, etc. The world is my medium, man.
INKY: Dear Lord Jesus, take me now!!!!!
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What a fucking hell of a night!!!! SIX bed changes, all involving poomp. One woman i had to bed change THREE freakin times, ffs. And she is, what we call in the trade, a digger. I'll leave it to your imagination what THAT means
She's this little tiny Italian Nonna, and she loves me to death. One of the ways she shows her love, like all good Nonnas, is to touch your face. My coworker was helping me with her first bed change, she looked at me and said, "What's that on your face?" X1000000000
I ran to the bathroom, and sure enuff, there was the evidence of her love for me I furiously wiped my face off, and walked back into the resident's room, my coworker just looked at me and we both burst out laughing. I told her it was only a matter of time for her
We are all developing that classic hospital gallows humor, you gotta laugh or you'd scream.
Anyway, enough with the poomp talk, it's becoming shop talk for me, that's a good thing, I think...
So what's new with you? I see mag_bas is holding court again tonight....
Posted 11/2/2009 7:02 am
Ah, here's one of the places that they talked shit about Spanky and PGB. PGB never did anything to her. All Spanky did was offer to take her to dinner with his wive and offered to let her crash at their place until she got on her feet.
FERRET: As far as I know the only person that got nailed by posting from work was PGB. That should have been much more damaging to the tribe than it ended up being.
And yes, Spanky did it deliberately.
INKY: Not being a fan of Brian's (PGB) I don't feel too bad about that one, but I realize it could have been someone I liked as well.
Did Sponky do that in retaliation to the Lori MS outing, or was that vice versa. So may board battles, so few brane cells left to keep it all straight...
BTW, do you remember how creepy S&L were getting with me for a while? Remember how she wanted me to get her teh pots? Or the time they wanted to take me out to dinner?
Like that was ever gonna happen They drove me into the dot army for a while, they were freaking me out.
You are the only person from these here failed e biz boards i have ever had any kind of correspondence with, for what that's worth
Posted 11/2/2009 7:03 am
What an asshole looser ferret is, Jaesus. Inky, shame on you. This is hilarious. Who knew what a god complex ferret has when for years I've thought he was a complete dope. It's almost unbelievable. Inky, swooning over this guy does not become you. What the fuckety fuck were you thinking? And using the PM function to boot?
Posted 11/2/2009 7:04 am
MADELF, SPANKY, LORI, ARSE, SUNTORY, TACM, SEAN, AUSTINGIRL, VAL, YARI, AND A LITTLE ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS:
INKY: Feel like gossiping about other board members? I'll start. What do you think of MadElf? I think she's a dumbass and a beeyotch. There, I said it.
FERRET: Madelf, she can be funny and interesting at times. She's way too much of an attention whore and can be downright Machiavellian at times. Plus she's Bi-Polar.
I pity her a little for the whole Suntory thing. Steve is a fucking lunatic. There really are a lot of serious head cases on this board.
INKY: I cracked up on her used ice cream craigslist post. I thought that was really madcap and inventive. (and harmless, as trolls emanating from 'our' board go) But every time I've tried to be nice to her, she gives me teh brush off. Perhaps I'm too sensitive, but hen on hen violence disturbs me. I got no problems wiff sunshine, peepers or yari. Most of the others have been gone so long I forget who they are. TACM, I had forgotten all about her drama. Who's the one who claims to be having invetro egg injections? Is that Austin Girl? And why does she hate us? If indeed, that's true, considering teh source.... And were you ever in contact with Val? SHE'S the one I truly miss. If all that shit about her being stranded in Mexico was true, I feel really bad for her
FERRET: The egg injections sounds like Yari, she's a little...off. TACM is still drama city only she does it on CI now. Never liked her, she's a nasty pile of narcissim and she's not too bright. Madelf and TACM are both competitive female types. They see all other hens as threats to attention from men. AustinGirl? She's just a very unhappy unfriendly bitch. One minute she's sucking up to the likes of ARSE and the next minute they are at each other's throats. She's a complete waste of time.
Val hasn't been heard from since ARSE got her password from Spanky. It was the same for her email account so ARSE got all of her mail. He posted all of her mail on the board too. I know he tried hard to get her in shit with the New Zealand consulate among other things. He's a psychotic pile of human filth. There is nothing he wouldn't stoop to.
Val's email was taken over by ARSE so I have no way of contacting her. She literally just went *poof*. I have no idea if she had legal trouble or just decided to kill her online identity. I think it was the latter, I hope it is.
Val was always pretty cool with me.
INKY: Loved me sum Val, she is someone I would have like to have known IRL. Really smart, funny, take no prisoners attitude. I admired her greatly. Shit, I hope she's OK, it sounds like she was in a real mess. And with health problems, no less. from the sounds of it, serious health problems. Crap. Now I'm gonna be worried about her, I have been meaning to ask you, I thought you had mentioned being friends with her.
And wtf, arse and sean? I remember arse from the red board, when di he morph into such a freak? I miss Cheyops (sp) as well. LOVED that guy. I usually always avoid drama freads, unless they involve me of course, but I read choppy's like they were serial novels, and was dying for the next chapter. he is/was great. I liked skullflower, too, great name. I think he finally threw up his hands in disgust, I think I saw him post twice on Spanky's board.
You know I have mixed feelings about Spanky and Lori. How do you feel about them, and the whole spankygate fiasco?
FERRET: ARSE is a stone cold vicious sociopath. It took me too long to realize it. ARSE went completely over the edge when Sean started licking his ass. The two of them are both out of control crazy so there is no moderating influence. They bring the absolute worst out of each other. That huge thread last year where I spilled the beans on ARSE after he attacked my then girlfriend's cancer was the end for ARSE. That thread might have been Val's finest hour. She was firing on all cylinders. That's when Val and I started emailing occasionally.
Spanky and Lori. I have to wonder about someone that has his whole life laid bare and exposed continuing to seek abuse like he does. She does it too. Spanky always made himself front and center with his Spankycams and all. He's been begging people to go after him for years. There is something really wrong with him and he stubbornly refuses to address it. Spanky always has to be right. I wish he would leave the boards for his sake and ours. There is just too much baggage surrounding him.
His antics about releasing the DB and outright lying about it were the last straw for most people here. If he stopped posting most of the piling on would stop. Look at MovieWhore, only Sean and ARSE, especially Sean still bring him up. He's moved on. If he does post it's as a dot.
About my ex girlfriend. In 2007 when she was going through treatment for cancer she started to booze really heavily. I mean hiding vodka bottles heavily. She ended up going into rehab at the end of the year and came out all spin dried with 12 step religion. We were history before her 90/90 was done. I was looked down at as an enabler and one of the "slippery people". My total distrust of AA did not help.
Painful split but it was quick and she had changed to the point where the relationship didn't really exist anymore. We haven't spoken in a year and half but she's still sober and cancer free and doing well as far as that goes. Her head is still packed with the big book though.
They never even exchanged pictures or talked on the phone, but Ferret was trying to plan some way to see her by Christmas.
He lives in Toronto, she lives in Elyria OH in a dumpy house that she rents for $250 a month. The house is valued at less than 40K, so you can imagine...wait, I'll just show you.
At any rate, he was having *THE HARDEST TIME* figuring out how he could visit her. It's only 300 fucking miles. I guess that's hard when you're on disability and your only job is working part time for the Ontario elections.
Whoa, that's not cool. I remember when Lori won a free dinner for 6 to California Pizza Kitchen and put a notice on the board to see if anyone wanted to join them. A few people said they would love to but were too far, but Inky spoke right up and said yes and that she was in the Chicago area and would love to. What a bitch, bragging now that they were stalking her.
Posted 11/2/2009 7:14 am
After all the bitching and moaning that Ferret did about my dog's bed sitting on a piece of scrap carpet by the back door and the laundry room.
Tut-Tut-Tut.
Ferret: I saw your post about your crush.I'm more than flattered, I jumped. You are a doll, sweetie. I'm working on ways to get down to see you.
Inky: Not too blatant, am I? I can't believe the retards let that one drop. Or din't pick up on it in the first place...Oh, well, I have always worn my heart on my sleeve, what can I say
Inky: PS give me fair warning before you come. Housekeeping is not my forte My place currently looks like a band of 16 year old boys invaded, except for the clean dishes
Ferret: My place looks like Stalingrad and not in a good way.
Inky: So it's kismet after all My Mother and sister are/were clean freaks. My feeling on the subject is as long as you are not wading thru refuse, and can find your car keys, you are on top of your game.
Ferret: That's alright, my ex used to inspect my dishwashing skillz and find them wanting. Why wash the dishes, when she's just going to wash them again.
Ferret: I guess I could clean it to that level. I guess, I hope
Posted 11/2/2009 7:16 am
Ferret: Yeah well Dad didn't think much of Elvis Costello when I was blasting it in 1979. I made him listen to Sharkey's Day by Laurie Anderson once. He listened, stood up and said "Nobody knows me, nobody knows my name" then walked away with a weird smile on his face.
Funny about my folks, they say they only smoked weed once or twice. Neither of them drink much either, they had drunken Dads. At least my mother's dad was an epically entertaining drunk. My father's just sounded weird and bitter.
Inky: My Mom smoked with me once. I was an adult, and we both felt really weird about it so it never happened again. She was never much a drinker, but dear ol' Dad made up for that, he was a sad, bitter drinker. Not a drunk, per say, I only saw him wrecked twice, ever. But he liked getting in his cups.
The acorn doesn't fall far from the oak, for better or worse...at least I'm a happy, goofy drunk, thank god.
Pretty much everyone else was a teetottler, on Mum's side anyway. I remember some pretty epic family reunions, on Pop's side. I've always been more of the Black Sheep, even amongst teh crazies. It was more like "What are we gonna do with this 4 year old that can name every
dinosaur and the era they came from and that's all she wants to talk about???" They did the best they could, considering.
Posted 11/2/2009 7:19 am
Ferret and Inky thought that SkunkMeat was trolling Inky's Bill Cosby thread. They also thought he was Tobias Funke and Ferret tried to blame him for posting Sunshine's PI.
FERRET (AS A DOT BY ACCIDENT): I get the feeling that Tobias Funke is SkunkMeat. I knew he could never leave here.
edit: That's me, I dotted out of habit.
FERRET: Interesting, accuse Tobias of being Skunkmeat and that whole Cosby thread stopped cold. No more personal attacks on you while he is defending himself.
INKY: I knew it was you I've gotten pretty good at spotting you in your dot army uniform, even when you aren't posting in my freads.
I always figured TB was SM. Same posting style, same lame obsessions. Same lashing out at me. Pisses me off that he chose that moniker, I loved Arrested Development.
Thanks for shutting those assholes down
FERRET: Someone that prolific doesn't drop out of nowhere. The only other person it could be was that Suntory like guy Urban_Social_Retard and he never went after hens.
INKY: 'TF' not that it matters.
He is such a weird fucking dude, I recall slugs as being a bit cooler than that, but then again I was face down on the mirror a bit too much in the waning days of FC...
I heard tell he was still posting over on CI as Skunkmeat, and making quite a pest of himself. SM is a midwesterner as well, to the best of my knowledge. He PM'd me some info on a studio I was trying to get into in Michigan (there's the slugs connection again, you may be right)
He gave me nothing useful, and refered to me as 'Stinky Chick' the whole time.
I called her Stinky
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On a happy note--no work tomorrow! *edit* tomorrow is today, man
FERRET: He posts on CI as Bumbler. Ever since ARSE outed all of his monikers after the DB leak he's been using other names.
He's high on the list of suspects that posted Sunshine's name and address too. They were talking off board quite a bit. But she was doing that with a few people.
Anything exciting planned for your day off?
Posted 11/2/2009 7:22 am
You're so passive-aggressive that you sound like James. You should be ashamed.
No. I'm doing it because I don't like InkyChick.
I'm also doing it to specifically fuck with Ferret, who has tried to blame me for every damn thing that's happened on the boards ever since I outed him for posting LiberalElite's PI.
I'm also doing it because Ferret threatened PGB and Inky cheered him, and for all of those GARAGEBOI threads that ferret created and that Inky helped him post.
Short version: Because I want to see the midget cry.
The world is my medium, man.
They drove me into the dot army for a while, they were freaking me out.
there's ankle ink
My Mother and sister are/were clean freaks. My feeling on the subject is as long as you are not wading thru refuse, and can find your car keys, you are on top of your game.
I've gotten pretty good at spotting you in your dot army uniform, even when you aren't posting in my freads.
*edit* tomorrow is today, man