Posts by whistlebritches

. said:

Where I live all the cops tend to end up with strippers. Something about those careers attract each other.

. said:

Thanks for making my point, toolshed. Suppose you read a post before you reply to it next time.

Listen doorknob, while I am a fan of Snoop's opus, in the end it's all re-treads of the loop from fucking "Atomic Dog" pitch-shifted from here to eternity with some "hell yeahs" and "what ups" from Dre here and there. Shit, some kids these days would even call it a novelty record.

But you and I know better, right? I've warmed to "Blackout!" these days. But music is subjective, and so are my replies. Tip the girl who claps the loudest.

magbas_2012 said:

Greenday is fake corporate punk with no edge.

Dogshit.

I'll take real punk like Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Fear over Greenday.

No offense but the only thing worse than people who say things like ___ and _____ suck are the ones who say "real ____ is like ____, ____ and ____"

It's like the girls in my highschool who used to say

I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL PUNK, LIKE THE SEX PISTOLS CLASH OR THE RAMONES!

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. said:

The best hip hop album ever made was "Doggystyle", 20 years ago.

. said:

I'm so glad I was wearing all that shit when I had my wreck. As badly as I was injured, it would've been MUCH worse without it.

ProlificMasturbator said:

Please do not equate me with that deviant piece of shit.

ProlificMasturbator said:

You're a horrible person.

Shiny New Kid said:

When I was 25 I dated a wealthy 35 year old. She was still in amazing shape though, no real signs of aging yet.

She was obsessed with the age gap and kept wondering how our relationship would work. I wasn't thinking any further than the next blowjob, so it didn't bother me.

It ended shortly after we were in the car together and we were stopped in traffic in front of a bridal shop and she pointed it out and asked which one I liked and I just snorted in derision at the idea.

I was 21 and dating this 19 year old once, almost nearly a year. In retrospect she is/was a total cunt. Anyway.

We were driving along in the car one day, and she said "you know, everyone at work thinks we're married" and I told her "that's funny, everyone at my job thinks so, too". There was a pause, and she said, "so, why don't we?" Kind of upbeat in manner.

I had the longest pause and she said "nevermind forget it."

Dumped her ass a few weeks later. That was just my motivation.

ProlificMasturbator said:

That would be a terrible thing to do.

Now that you mention it, I guess I might be in a position to do that, but thinking of it makes it seems even more heartless than it did before. You would have to be a truly horrible person to do such a thing.

. said:

so do helmets....but those dopey Harley riders won't wear them, or wear tiny skid lids instead.

If they're so concerned about their life, why not wear a full-face helmet?

. said:

Regular people laugh at Harley riders.

Underpowered, loud with shit handling. But they're shiny with little bits of chrome all over the place.

Nowhere else do white people get a pass on something that looks like Mexicans should be driving.

. said:

I dont think i have ever sen a bigger list of fucking trash.

Then post some links, tard.

Here's another!