Posts by tituspullo

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Did you know if a cop so much as shoves you and out of instinct you reach out and make contact with the cop's person to avoid falling to the ground with full force they can charge you with assault?

That you tube video of a stadium in Italy where the cops were beating a man to death but the public jumped the stands and beat the cops up is hope.

Americans are fat lazy stupid and chickenshit though.

Giving cops tasers made the executioners.

Stop whining bitch
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Madhuri Parameshwari

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OMFG

http://www.ebay.com/itm/HP-TouchPad-16GB-Wi-Fi-9-7in-Black-New-/280727228375?pt=US_Tablets&hash=item415ca58fd7#ht_500wt_1158

I should have bought 20 of the things.

SUCKERS
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Dude, she (and her daughter) are coalburing sluts. Get over it.

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Anyone remember this cruise ship sinking where the crew abandoned the passengers to their fate

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1995. My 3 week cruise through Caribbean was coming to an end with one more stop in Puerto Rico. I asked one of the crew members if the reports of a storm were cause for concern. His response:

"No sir. Storms are frequent and our captain will take a route to avoid it."
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Well, as luck would have it, we ended up right in the middle of the storm which was now "Hurricane Erin".

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Erin_(1995)

Now let me give you an idea of how fucked this situation was:

1. 20-25 foot wave swells. Every time the ship went over a crest, the propellers would momentarily pop out of the water. When they fell back in, the entire boat would shudder as if it was about to split in half.

2. The torsion on the ship's frame caused the plumbing/sewage system to rupture. Entire areas of the boat smelled like diarrhea and carpets everywhere were soaked with feces.

3. Passengers were threatening violence against the crew due to the serious danger we were carelessly put in. Tranquilizers were handed out like candy by the infirmary.

4. When we arrived at port after a night of terror, one look at the boat was enough to make your jaw drop. The salt water had been hitting the hull with such force that it literally blasted the coat of paint off of the ship's bow.


One of the most fucked things I've ever experienced.

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Look at it this way - it's the closest you'll ever get to being onboard a Starship.
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tituspullo said:

Sadly, native american as you use the term never existed.

We can now add "Ancient Cultures" to the every-lengthening list of absolute F2 expertise.

Damn. What WOULD the world do without this place?

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can you name even one?

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On this post I have to say that it would be nice if we can get this from the horses mouth. It would be nice to hear from an actual Native American on what goes on in those reservations.

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The other thing to keep in mind about that $80k/month, is that it is PER PERSON.

If you're a family of four tribal members, well, times are good...

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They were (and still are in places) the stewards of the land. This alone would garner respect normally, but Euro-Americans have never been able to understand the concept of not physically "owning" that which they covet. This board is a perfect example.

Any of you ever hear the term "Guest Silver?" One of the finer examples of California hospitality.

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one_who_knows1 said:

So, why not sieze the moneymaking opportunity and sell electronic devices that boomers CAN operate easily? It was Japan's culture that forced us to deal with a myriad of tiny buttons and lights. Recapture the design flag, USA.

JITTERBUG PHONE!
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A phone aimed at aging boomers like me, but named for a dance my dad did in highschool.

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Junior, I know what you know. You think Java programming or Oracale DBAing is actually knowing or doing something. It's not.

When you're on a road trip, your car breaks down and you're between Kingman and Flagstaff, and the only tool you have is a bottle opener, that's when the light will come on and you'll say, "Shit, that old fart was right, I'm fucking useless out here."

Because junior, in the dictionary, next to the word useless, there is a photograph of you, with your embarrassed parents in the background.

But isn't there an app for that?

This is why had mommy give him onstar.

usa.is.fucked said:

there is no american law that says you MUST pay income tax.

Its unconstitutional.

fucking hell im not even american and i know this, wake the hell up..

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Mr_Right said:

The day Obama starts taking blame for his polices, he has the right to take credit for his actions.

Not how it works. Obama killed Osama.
That's just the facts.
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Mr. Right- You acknowledge that Obama killed Osama, right?

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We're stuck with the slackers. I can understand their confusion with reality- they are always going to be at a disadvantage because they didn't grow up with it. They just aren't hardwired to get it.


What irritates me is the unwarranted dismissal of reality. I remember playing cowboys and indians with a stick for a gun. We had imagination and didn't need a game controller to watch animated figures do the playing for us, we were truly interactive and beat each other with the sticks.

Only when developers started realizing that kids were getting dumber and dumber as time passed, did video games begin to make inroads into the demographic.

How soon slackers forget.

Fixed.

Truly thou art a smart person.

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It's not just video games, ever seen some boomers with electronics, like dvd players, televisions and stuff? Half of them cant even get the damn things set up. And dont get me started on how retarded they are with pcs. It's like common sense flies out the window.

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Maybe it's because we think adults shouldn't be playing with toys anymore.

This.

Or maybe it's because they've actually been IN a war and know that you don't need to press up/triangle/jump to fire a REAL machine gun...

sandman said:

The reason why they don't buy a superior entertainment system like the PS3 or XBOX 360 (which I told my mom before she spent $200 on a blu ray player that the $300 PS3 was vastly superior) is because they are incapable of understanding the controls to play the games. Most of us who fire up games adapt almost instantly to a new game control structure. But to a booze, Quaalude, cocaine, and nicotine stained feckless boomer such structures are too difficult to understand.

They couldn't understand the controls to play Deus Ex Human Revolution even if I personally came to their house and held their filthy old balls and hands to teach them.

Boomers lack the ability to adapt.

They like to brag about having the most assets, which they do, but they also have the most liabilities.

So basically you are a loser living in your boomer parents basement and crying about them not wanting to waste their life playing games. You sound like on =e of those loser on the Venze commercials.

enjoy them
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Whenever we have a discussion about the Apollo lunar missions, why is it that you Hitlers NEVER join in and defend the missions because they were headed by former Nazi scientists?
Doesn't it bother you that hoaxers dismiss the missions despite Von Braun being one of the central figures in the space race?