herself as I was hitting it and her nails pinched the tip of my dick when I was pumping, which was extremely painful. Shit was awkward and we both laid down for a minute.
She kind of fell asleep and I woke her up after a few minutes by dragging my dick up and down her butt crack. Before she could even give me a horny smile or laugh I put her on all 4s and started pounding it doggy style. She began to orgasm after about 5 minutes, and here's something sexy I didn't know about her: she squirts.
As she was orgasming she tightened up and started playing with herself, and she let out a squirt, equivalent of a male 4 roper which would've shot about 6 inches. She laughed and told me, "the alcohol makes me less shy in bed"
I kept pounding it and I lasted another 15 minutes or so. We had sex like this about 3 more times, she'd orgasm and make herself squirt, I'd finish off by continuing to pound her. Then she asked me to "put it in her hiney", I laughed and asked if she was serious. She gave me some stupid drunk talk "When I drink I'm serious, now put it in my butthole." I ran and got some Vaseline out of my bathroom and soaked my condom in it (yes big mistake, I know). I tried fingering her butthole and sticking my dick in, but it wouldn't go in. Instead I just did her vaginally about 2 more times, passed out and gave her a ride home around 6 AM.
-The Aftermath-
She texted me all day yesterday, and for the first time she was getting really explicitly sexual with her texts. She always used to talk like a "nice girl" in texts and in person but wouldn't get dirty until we were in the bedroom. She asked me if we tried anal. I told her yes, why? She told me because she was bleeding there.
Later she told me she was sore and bruised and texted me a lower body pic (with shorce on), bruises all over and that there were more but she wasn't going to take pics of. I told her I needed to see her again so I can truly admire my work
Today she's texting me telling me this morning how it was cold and she needed someone to cuddle with
-This is 100% nonfiction. If someone can teach me how to post screen images from an iPhone I can show you the texts she sent me. I can also post a pic of her cunt-juice stained panties when I get home.-
thank god he didn't see me, because I had to have been above the legal limit. I took her to the normal dive bar (she said she still wanted to drink and I don't have any booze at my place). On the ride there she broke down, telling me her fiance "forced" her to agree to marry him and how she hates him, how he thinks he can just buy her happiness, etc. She went as far to say as the mother fucker (her 63 year old former boss and millionaire, keep in mind she's 39) has gone as far as to buy her a car, a new boob job, and a new credit card with a $200 K limit. After one month of dating he proposed and they've been engaged for a month or so now. I'm not lying one bit about this.
We went to the dive bar, only to have her speak more on how tired she is of the guy, how her family doesn't like him, and how much she likes me. She was drunk at this point and even told me "when we go to your place afterwards I'm going to fuck the shit out of you".
We left and started on the way to my place. She told me to take the back streets because of checkpoints, police, etc. As soon as we were in a residential neighborhood she started playing with my dick. I pulled over, unzipped my pance, and she started blowing me. Some road dome!
This went on for about 5 minutes and when we were about 2 minutes from my house, she pulled up her skirt and started playing with herself. She either was unsanitary or very horny because I could smell her "feminine odors" down there immediately. My car smelled like a brothel inside of Pike Place. I commented on the fact she was wearing panties (she's normally commando), she stripped them off and told me they were mine.
We stumbled to my place, I popped half a Levitra, and got to work on her. I'm an honest person, I was so drunk I had a hard time getting it up at first, so I did a lot of foreplay hoping the Levitra would kick in soon enough. Sucked on her huge tits, ate her soaking wet pussy, and even tossed her salad (something I SELDOM do). I let her work me a little too. She was drunk and horny, kissing my chest, neck, licking my balls and sucking my dick.
There were some weird complications when her youngest daughter was born, and as a result, her vagina is air tight. Tighter than a virgin's butthole. And it's shallow too. It's almost painful to bang her when your dick is all inflated from artificial enhancers.
We banged and it was awkward because of how painful it was. So she started playing herse
This is a wild one. If another poster posted this story, I would think it was a troll. But I promise you this is 100% nonfiction.
My friend hit me up around 8:30 Sunday night asking if I wanted to go out to a bar. Being that Monday was a holiday and I'm a borderline alcoholic, I said yes. I picked him up around 9:30 (the bum doesn't have a job, but he's been one of my best friends since HS so I forgive him). We drove by the regular dive bar, which is usually dead on Sundays, to see it looked like it had a decent crowd but I still wanted to go to the cross town dive bar, which is usually cougar country. To tell you what type of place it is, it's cash only and doesn't open until 7 PM.
It was packed. We sat at the corner of the bar and ordered 2 Vodka Tonics. Within about 5 minutes I saw the Mexican Cougar walk up and order a few drinks and we noticed each other. She gave me a big hug, and I introduced my friend to her. Her and I talked for a few minutes, I congratulated her on getting engaged, etc. She got her drinks and asked if I was still going to be there when she came back for more drinks. I told her it depended on how hot the next girl I saw was. She found this about as funny as a heart attack.
She came back a few minutes later and told me to come sit by her friends (blonde cougar's best friend -who has the hots for me-, her fiance, their gay friend, and 2 parents of a kid I used to teach). There was another cougar there I'd never seen before, who had a nice ass. By this time my friend had gone outside for a smoke and eventually hung out by my car for the next half hour or so arguing on the phone.
The crowd I sat by left and it was just the Mexican Cougar and I. Just like we had before when ran into each other (see the batting cages story) she told me it was fate we ran into each other again. She slid close to me, started kissing on me, and let me cop a feel. She asked where we were going when we finished our drinks. I told her I had to drop my friend off and we could go to her house. She declined, citing the fact her brother is staying with her and her daughters were home.
I told her my friend needed a ride home ASAP and she told me it was my job to figure out where we were going. I dropped my friend off and picked her up from her house after she dropped her car off. Before I got to her house, there was a DUI checkpoint and I made an illegal u-turn about 2 blocks before. There was a cop at the next intersection behind me, but
Guys that try to control their woman and refuse to let her mingle are pussy whipped. At the end of the day, if you're not confident enough your lady will end the night with you no matter what, you don't deserve her.
You're never going to get better sex if you don't start learning about each other's sexual past. You'll learn likes, dislikes, etc and he'll learn things about you. And if you're serious about him, you'll learn eventually. Might as well ask him.
