7/14/2012 1:47 am
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7/12/2012 7:17 pm
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You mean Jeff Dunham, right?
7/12/2012 6:04 am
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. said: Have you sucked a dick ?
Tahts about as dumb a question as axing him if he's been anally fucked by "a african".
7/12/2012 5:41 am
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cyclist said: no.
But I did drive on the left side of the road a couple of times today to be sure I didn't hit you.
7/12/2012 5:40 am
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I have been reading/learning about teh Buffalo dialect today :)
http://wikitravel.org/en/Buffalo
The regional dialect of English spoken in Buffaloespecially among Italians and Poles of the working classfalls within the framework of Inland Northern American English, with the hard, nasally, slightly pinched-nose vowel sound in words like "car" and "stop" and the defricativization of the hard "th" sound (whereby "this" and "that" become "dis" and "dat") that will be instantly familiar to those who remember the recurring Saturday Night Live sketch, "Bill Swerski's Superfans". Nonetheless, Buffalo's twist on the Inland Northern American dialect involves some unique features such as the devoicing of voiced word-final plosives ("cold" becomes "colt", "rug" becomes "ruck"), and a habit of ending sentences with the word "there" (pronounced "dare") in much the same way Canadians use "eh?"two speech patterns that are notoriously prevalent among Buffalo's Polish community.
For a somewhat outdated but quite accurate description of the particular phonetics and vocabulary of the area, see the website "The Guide to Buffalo English"
7/12/2012 5:37 am
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Nobody beeped their hrOn at me today. Does that mean my driving is improving?
7/12/2012 5:36 am
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. said: Grade: F
You're a bore
Shouldn't I get a B?
7/12/2012 5:35 am
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. said: I am a provo at Clown Porn College.
7/12/2012 5:33 am
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I bought a spray can of KILLZONE indoor and outdoor insect killer today.
I don't actually have any bugs or insects right now, but it only cost $1.
7/12/2012 4:28 am
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. said: Grade: D
For spending time watching any videos on YouTube.
It is OK to watch videos like this one?
7/12/2012 4:15 am
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I was walking through the pet aisle at Dollar Tree today and it gave me the urge to go out and get a dog. But I can't.
7/12/2012 3:52 am
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If I was a ferret constantly being stuck in tube and forced into shitty anuses, I'd be mad too.
7/11/2012 5:37 am
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"Employees shouldn't be concerned about whether they get a paycheck or not. They should be grateful they have a job."
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7/10/2012 6:44 am
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What is a "disease riddle"?
7/10/2012 6:43 am
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Actually the stupidest one was the third guy who was moving teh wire wiv a stick after he just witnessed a couple of good fryups!
7/10/2012 6:41 am
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. said: That brazil video is the most interesting. The guy walks into the live wire as if he has no idea what it is and what he has to do to extract the other guy safely. These people are dumber thaafricans.
l\llgger FAIL!!!
7/10/2012 5:01 am
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. said: your parents also had your dick sucked by a dirty filthy fat smelly rabbi when you were 8 days old...did you subject your son to that too?
you filthy jews and your fucking bizarre ancient mutilation ritual and pedophilia....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2170825/New-York-wants-ban-Jewish-circumcision-ritual-causes-fatal-HERPES-babies.html
Why should jews wait until they're adults to get herpes when they can get fatal herpes in teh synagogue!
7/10/2012 4:56 am
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7/9/2012 11:52 pm
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What exactly does "approximately several minutes" mean?
7/9/2012 11:49 pm
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. said: Exactly what he was told to do.
You mean including holding teh goat book upside down?
7/9/2012 3:21 am
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. said: From pud's twitter
http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/1135d0d2554211e19e4a12313813ffc0_7.jpg
If there's an E on the board, he can make teh word JASMINE. Could be a high score if he can get in a double or triple word scores.
7/9/2012 2:11 am
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. said: There was a great collage on 4chan recently of a middle aged woman posing nude, sucking a dog, and shoving a baseball bat up her pussy, and then her facebook page complete with details. I googled here and she runs a jewelery store in Vermont. The pictures must have been circulated recently because her FB was only deleted last month.
Zuckerberg will bring it back. You can't leave FB!
7/9/2012 2:10 am
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. said: http://www.greenwooddemocrat.com/articles/2010/10/06/news/news02.txt
Somebody please find a pic of this whore.
"Is she hot?"
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7/8/2012 9:06 pm
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No gold, no silver, but then it's not like I'm holding any paper dollars either.
7/7/2012 1:07 am
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. said: . said: The amazing part, is the number of people on the platform who don't understand that he's dead, or that there is about 100,000 volts of electricity running through him.
"WHY ISN'T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING"
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probablly because he was dead within a few seconds and is now on fire, and if you try to do something you'll die too.
I have your shirt.
That lady should have jumped in also, too funny
If she had half a brain, she would have sold it on eBay.