It must be annoying sometimes when you're a girl, having every fucking guy hitting on you (Hint: The creepy old guy WAS hitting on you, hence all the personal questions). It happens so rarely to men that it's a pleasure when it does happen.
He's been brainwashed a bit by the liberal media to expect a woman to be strong and independent and stand up for herself. Subtle hints won't work...maybe next time say to him (half-jokingly) "hey, can't you get this guy to shut up?"
Keep it light-hearted though.
That's prophecies. Can't really put that as a demerit on the character of Jesus. Point conceded though, that is the one part where it gets a bit heavy with the rapture etc. I think that's a hangover of the god of the old testament though, it's 'his' behaviour.
Yeah, I know it was mostly written a hundred years after he died, some even longer than that. I know it was ripped off from more ancient myths. But as you said, it's common sense. Nothing wrong with that.
My favourite story about Jesus is the part in Mark's gospel about the fig tree. Even Jesus sometimes just has a bad day and does a little smiting for the heck of it. At least he stuck to using it on a tree.
This is the beginning of the end, thank god. He won't actually do it this time, but will at some point.
Having said that, put her stuff in your car, drive to meet her after work, leave the stuff with her and get the keys to your place off her.
She should have enough money for a hotel and taxi from her 'work.'
The few exceptions are out there though.
I think that if there was an interest in Earth, it wouldn't be for the minerals here for the reasons you've stated, but because of the life here. Granted, I'm sure there are plenty of other planets with life on them given the size of the universe, but the percentage of planets with life on them compared to those that do not would be very low. and although we are a violent race, if they possess the technology to travel here then I'm sure we wouldn't give them too much trouble.
also, although we may be a violent race, who knows what we are like compared to other civilisations. Maybe we're the cakewalk option.