Posts by sh

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I think a median number of partners for a male is way above 6 (excluding hookers). I'm pretty average looking (maybe even a little below average) and I know that I've had sex with over a dozen women prior to my 40th birthday. That's including the 7 years I spent in time out while I was married.

Mascara said:

We do it for pleasure.

The English do it because the sheep are prettier than their wives.

Mascara said:

This.

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The difference being our beer is not weak and warm like your piss

american beer is known for being shit.

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Good point. We invented basketball too, only it's played by girls and called netball. And we invented American football, only it's called rugby and the players don't wear suits of armour to stop them getting hurt.

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Unlike the manly sport of Cricket.

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the British invented baseball. We call it 'rounders'.

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It's amazing how the Brits think some obscure crank scribbling down his ideas on a piece of paper equals inventing it. Reminds you of the Arab mentality.

MOHAMMED IBN-DURKHA'S BOOK OF WINDS SHOWS A WINDMILL INSIDE A WOODEN COVERING. BY ALLAH, HE INVENTED THE GAS TURBINE 600 YEARS BEFORE THOSE KAFFIR IMPERIALISTS.
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Whatever urdu boi
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Yes you invented winning the league table of military defeats what part of this do you not understand? I am sure your Afghan and Paki masters can explain it to you

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this attempt to disparage England has now failed. It turns out the entire modern world depends on English inventions.

Mods, please close the thread.

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sheep shagging

no, that was the Scots.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries

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He never finished his machine. The Scheutz borothers have a better claim.

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John Atanasoff said:

I GOTTA DISAGREE THERE, SON
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Alan Turing invented the computer in the 1930s at cambridge.

bensa said:

I would set a gasoline tanker truck on fire, just to see what happened. Same with a gas station. Maybe turn a pump on, let the gas run down the street till it hits a road flare in the gutter. Could be pretty cool.

bensa said:

Set a large office building on fire and drink beer watching it burn down. A skyscraper of some kind.

This is a good one too. I'd be setting all kinds of fires

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You fantasize about this "so much" and that's all you can come up with?

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A lot of my friends who smoke tell point blank "Don't ever start smoking".

They're addicted. And they battle the nicotine addiction all their life.