Another thing on spiders - he probably knew that storm was coming waaaay before anyone else. They can sense changes in air pressure and stuff.
My friend used to have a tarantula, and whenever it was about to rain, he would keep trying to climb the walls of his tank. It's a defence mechanism - they don't want to drown in their burrows.
A spider bite can fuck you up. If you search for spider bite images, a lot of them will involve a lot of dead rotting flesh dropping off limbs. D/N/T the brown recluse. Also, have you ever seen those fuckers jump? It's like ninja teleportation.
I generally leave spiders alone, unless they are so big they need to start paying rent. They kill flies, and flies are annoying buzzy little fucks.
Motherfucker abseiled down from the ceiling to about 3 inches away from my left eye and just chilled there regarding me as though to say "Yeah? What the fuck you gonna do about it". I gently batted him away so he's return to the ceiling, which took about 4 nudges before he got the message. 5 minutes later, while I'm cleaning out the inside of my desktop he pulls the same trick on the gf. She was just sat watching TV and he abseiled down in front of her fucking face and starts giving it "And who the fuck are you?" to her. At that point I had throw him out the window, Jazzy Jeff style.
It was a non-stop continued effort in writing bullshit I didn't believe. How modern feminism and Marxism are the greatest things ever, and how they should be in 80% of the way you analyse texts. At some point I just said "fuck this." I was drinking heavily and writing all my assignments in a heavily sarcastic tone.
I need to take a sabbatical before I go back and do that last year of teeth gritting. Maybe quite a long one.
You would think not, but I've seen plenty of Jeremy Kyle episodes where absolute shitpigs are in that situation. I bet they are more likely to cheat, because they are so starved of attention. Any they get, they're going to take. His might be the only dick she's ever seen. She'll wonder if they are all that small.
youtube. I wanted to watch that.
or an apple using 
then virtualbox could be beyond him. But even then, there will be a youtube video he can watch to tell him how.