I am trying to be accomodating. Is this not what a good BFF is inclined to do?
But you have humiliated me in threads. You've taken my moniker and just dragged it through pad thai sewage.
This is horrific and I am offended. I gave you bff status and now you are rejecting it.
I want an apology and I want another FUCKING video suggesting such apology. Being my bff you will succumb to my demands and even if your mother thinks you are demented (which is true) you will provide what I ask.
I am not popular. I am turning gay because of you and I want..no....I seek...your hot ass. I want to bend it like two large balls of play doh. I want the salt. I eat salt.
I want us to be bff's forever, man. I want to slice a rind of my flesh and let the coagulating blood pour into your mouth. Isn't that what bff's are about?
Screw heekee, he can vouche for a fly. He likes insects. That's why he wears glasses and why he married a girlfriend who has an IQ of 70.
I want us to share cotton sheets with 1000 count threads. I really want us to talk. I want you to lift your asscheeks and show your anus. Bear it for me. I don't want any posturing no longer. BFFs are honest with each other.
You haven't been honest with me. This breaks my spirit. I want you to pinch your nipples on cam and scream my name. Scream "sean". I mean loud dude. Show me you want bff forever.
I haven't spoken to arse for months. We are barely friends I guess. I emailed Katalyst recently and he never responded. I am all alone in this wilderness.
If you do not wish to be my bff then I will vacate the moniker. I cant take it anymore. I AM SERIOUS. I've got too much shit to do and I am tired of ferret and you and all these other f2 creeps crushing my neck.
I am talking about hot salty loads and you are talking about 10 fold. Don't try to be a hero. If you ask das but, my absolute bff, permission, then I can shoot a stream of delicious fuck snot down your throat too, son. This ain't no throat oyster you dumb balding idiot. This is to lay out some gunk that will get your fucking brain pregnant. This is seriously salty shit. I've been eating sunflower seeds and have been waiting for this moment.
Open your mouthpussy you retard and let me fuck your face and get your brain pregnant (with dasbut's) permission first you derelict, decrepit, worthless bag of biological excrement.
I want to see a video where das but takes a razor blade and strikes it across his lips. I want to see an open wound. He can show some anger, blood must flow, droplets of human fluid need to be exposed everywhere. I want to see these droplets. I want to see the fluid.
I want das but to hurt if he hurts I will hurt just make a cut dont be a bitch...just a little cut...just a little fluid is that so much to ask