5/13/2010 7:12 pm
. said: The photos are obviously me and you've been flipping out in epic denial since.
Makes me laugh, son...a big belly laugh.
They are not obviously you. Remember how there was NO WAY that I was in school until you personally found me on the dean's list?
That is the way your mind works, dude. Your mind filters out other possibilities. You truly think, live, work, and behave in a narrow set of boundaries.
Anyway, the photos are NOT OBVIOUSLY YOU, especially since they are the back of someone's fucking head. All you have to do is turn the flash off and the stupid camera electronic noises and nobody would have known they were being photographed.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE.
5/13/2010 7:10 pm
. said: He knows she's screwed up somewhere, but he doesn't know what she did. Neither does she.
All they can do is tell each other "If ARSE and Sean had anything they would have posted it" over and over again.
All it takes is one small mistake, and he knows it. What he doesn't understand is math and probability. The longer they communicate electronically, the more opportunities there are for mistakes to accumulate, and the greater the probability that the mistake will make for epic ownage.
What he doesn't know is whether or not that has happened already.
5/13/2010 7:07 pm
. said: No you don't know anything more about Inky or myself. Revol sent her some text alerts that she misinterpreted as attempts to access her account. She understands it was a false alarm now.
You idiots don't know her phone number or anything current like her email address.
It was fun to see you two fuckups lose your shit in epic fashion about my pics though. Nobody quite melts down into babbling insanity like you and that fat piece of stink, ARSE.
Yer pal Ferret, mocking you from afar.
We didn't lose our shit about those photos. We are reminding you that there is no evidence that it is actually you.
Personally, I think the odds are about 1 in 3. Like I said before, it really could have been anyone.
Did you ever consider that taking pictures of the back of someone's head suggests that this person was unaware of being photographed?
5/13/2010 7:05 pm
. said: The only reason they're together right now is because you and ARSE forced them to stay together. Those PMs show that he was on the edge of losing it with her over a fucking Replacements video of all things.
What did she do when he mocked her and told her that her youtube love-offering was shit? She submitted like a whipped dog.
I guess she acted the same way when Anthony Gresky knocked up some other weak-minded slut while he was engaged to Inky. She begged him to stay, but he told her to fuck off.
Can you imagine that? She had so little self-respect that she begged this guy to stay and he still dumped her.
If Ferret ever moves in with her (and he will, just watch), the relationship will quickly turn dysfunctional and abusive. He won't respect her because she'll let him walk all over her.
She has no clue what lies directly in her future. She's stubborn and lacks insight. Trusting her own instincts regarding men and relationships is possibly the worst thing she could do.
On a side note, I am surprised her sister let ferret stay in the house. That shows that the sister is an idiot, too. What type of woman who is ultimately responsible for that house would allow an internet stranger to hang out for ten days? Those two sisters are fucking insane.
5/13/2010 7:00 pm
. said: That's why he screamed YOU HAVE NOTHING NEW! FAIL! WHAT'S INKY'S PHONE NUMBER? WHAT'S INKY'S EMAIL ADDRESS????? over and over for months. He knows she's sloppy with everything in her life, including PI. Her email and her phone contain his PI.
I guarantee you that he's ordered her to reg yet another new email address and to change her phone number. I also guarantee you that she'll tell him, "I'll do it on my day off, I'm just a girl and I might make a boo-boo!" even though she's regged more email addresses than any other person I've ever seen in my life.
Exactly. And that laziness and sloppiness on her part isn't going to fly with Ferret. When he issues out an order to Michele it had better damn well be followed and must happen right now. He's not afraid of her lack of security directly affecting her. Like you said, he's afraid that her sloppiness is going to leave a trail directly to him.
And guess what, Ferret? You were right.
5/13/2010 6:56 pm
. said: She's also trying to lie about running a virus scanner for 3 days on her crappy old Mac and ferret telling her to ditch it and replace her router.
UH, I DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT MAC SECURITY, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING. HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON GOOGLE. RUN A VIRUS SCANNER, MISH.
I bet he raised his voice to her at least once during their visit. He desperately wishes to feel important so if she stopped for a mere hour in stroking his fragile ego he would have come unglued.
"toots, I can always just go home. If you don't like the fast food joint I chose for tonight's meal, then I'll go back to Toronto."
You KNOW he has it in him to act like that.
5/13/2010 6:53 pm
. said: The picture could be anyone. As you've said countless times, ferret, EXIF information is easy to change. The PMs proved that you used to be a web designer which proves you know photoshop.
If you want to prove that you're the old man with a scalp infection then post a full-frontal picture of yourself in front of a monitor with F2 on the screen. Your unwillingness to do so indicates that you have indeed been lying.
Especially since Ferret swore up and down that he'd never ever post pictures of himself. This gray old dude could have been one of Michele's friends hanging around. That is what ferret's doesn't understand. It really could be anyone.
How hard would it have been to hold a small piece of paper with F2 on it and the current date? He could have held it above his shoulder and she still could have taken pictures of the back of his fat head.
5/13/2010 6:50 pm
. said: No, it wasn't him. His name is Roy Owens. As you can see, he hasn't got anywhere near enough gray.
Now, if you want to see something funny, look at this picture of Fugly Crazy Michele's deadbeat sister Linnea and compare it to this picture of Roy Owens from back when he was in high school.
They even look alike. Kismet!
I bet he's an excon. He's about my age and he's dumping loads into Linnea, the devout Christian?
Speaking of Christianity, isn't humping outside of marriage living in sin?
Like MovieWhore schtupping Alex, while he was still married?
5/13/2010 6:48 pm
sh said: Another stellar thread guys.
Better be careful or you might get Ferret hard. And that doesn't happen very often.
5/13/2010 6:43 pm
. said: No one's trying to crack anything. Ferret bleated for months that ARSE HASN'T GOT ANYTHING NEW! WHAT'S INKY'S EMAIL ADDRESS? WHAT'S HER PHONE NUMBER? and then it was casually mentioned that her cell phone company is Revol Wireless. Ferret tried to deny it, of course.
Let's not forget, Inky, by her own admission, is crazy.
Yet last night it was revealed that Michele thought she was nuts enough to get SSI. That's something new.
Anyway, what Ferret is mostly terrified of is whether or not we have something on him. It is possible that after OCDing over his conversations with Michele, he realized that by tapping into her phone records we could then find him. It probably terrorized him for days and he took his frustration out on Michele like the beta primate he is.
He knows that we know more about him and Michele than we are revealing and it scares the processed Molson's out of him. He also has to realize that at any point in time in the future this information could be revealed. He'll watch the board daily in utter fear of such a revelation.
5/13/2010 6:40 pm
. said: Yes, but that didn't stop you from running a virus scan for 3 days because you thought Spanky had hacked your computer in search of Orc porn. Ferret made a big point of telling you that it "might be time to ditch the MAC" and advising you to look into getting a new router.
OMG! ARSE AND SEAN ARE TRYING TO HACK MY PHONE'S PASSWORD! ARRRGH!
That's right up there with "Granny got a 2:30 AM phone call" and "ARSE posted my debit card PIN number". You lie when the truth would do far better.
I still can't believe that they thought I called her fucking 85 year old grandmother in the middle of the night. And they accuse me of being a liar? Good lord.
5/13/2010 6:38 pm
. said: You mean like the back of cougar's head that you posted?
When I was grabbing her hair? Yeah.
But I have never posted a picture of the back of my head. Have you?
5/13/2010 6:38 pm
. said: At a Cleveland landmark
On the Toronto Subway
His passport and a "fuck you ARSE" sign at Inky's house
All taken with his polaroid or Inky's HP camera
He did all he had to do to prove it was him. That you won't admit it is no surprise because you are a lying scumbag. But the fact is he proved it's him without revealing any PI.
So suck it, faggot creep. You got owned.
It isn't proof. Ferret demands conclusive evidence and often he's given something down to the precise email, time, location, type of paper it was written on, chemical properties of the paper, etc.
This old dude could have been anyone. Anyone. It could have been Inky's sister's boyfriend.
5/13/2010 6:01 pm
Jeanne_dArc said: Then you haven't been paying attention, as per usual, sean I never had any computer viruses, either. I own macs, remember? They are still pretty virus proof, despite yuor madd l33t h@x0r skillz.
btw, would you and your fat friend please stop trying to crack my phone's password? The text message alerts keep waking me up and I need my sleep.
For my job, something neither of you have to worry about, obviously.
I am not trying to crack your phone's password and I doubt ARSE is. Look, I don't mind pranks and fucking around but I am not going to risk going to prison just to see some silly text messages.
5/13/2010 9:39 am
. said: Hmmm.. Team of oxen yoked in a circle, hooked to a geartrain attached to a magnet which rotates within a coil of wire, and a transformer steps up the power... It might be possible to generate AC power for the laptop with some magnets and copper wire.
Where are you going to find the copper wire? You'll starve to death first.
5/13/2010 9:37 am
. said: Yes he has and you got owned.
So suck it, fatty.
Pictures of the back of your head are ridiculous. What kind of loser does that?
HEY GUYS ITS ME FERRET, HERE IS THE BACK OF MY HEAD. STALK-ERS OWNED.
5/13/2010 9:36 am
We don't ever need Ferret's address. It is conclusive that he lives in a dump. I bet Michele's house, the ugly red one next to the polluted river, was like one of Saddam's palace to Ferret.
"No roaches, no lice, no silverfish, no mice...it's heaven, doc. What channel is the cartoon channel, toots?"
5/13/2010 9:32 am
. said: He doesn't look fat. When he posted the 31/32 jeans pic Garage idiot was saying he was scrawny.
Get your stories straight, faggots.
His face looks bloated from the side. A little bit of chub in the face. Must suck to have a fat head but skinny arms and legs. Sounds like a cartoon character, perhaps spongebob squarepants?
5/13/2010 9:31 am
. said: He's posted three shots of himself in two cities. Posting his face would be stupid and accomplish nothing. He proved it was him and that's all he had to do.
You're just denying it like a fool that doesn't know when he's licked.
It is not conclusive if that is him or not. He claims he looks normal but it is NOT normal to post pictures of the back of his head. In fact, he's the first and only person in board history who posted pictures of the back of his head.
5/13/2010 9:27 am
. said: You have a feeling?
Is that like your feeling that he was in a wheelchair, retard?
The feeling is anchored in probability. For example, cross-eyed is normal in a newborn, but is not normal in an infant.
Let us say that a person is an infant up to 24 months of age. Is that fair?
Some babies are cross-eyed up to two months of age.
The odds that ferret's claim being true would have to mean that the picture he was describing of him being a cross-eyed monster was when he was two months or younger.
2/24 = 0.0833.
So, there is an 8.3% chance, based on the alleged photo, that ferret was two months or younger and that his cross-eyed condition was normal and temporary.
5/13/2010 9:15 am
. said: Of course he did. Then there was the warehouse too.
99% of what Fatty and Failure say about him is made up. Most of what they say about Inky and MW is too. They are lying psychotic creeps.
Frothy and butthurt is no way to go through life, son.
5/13/2010 9:14 am
. said: You do know that babies being crosseyed is common don't you? Of course you do, you're just clinging to bullshit scraps. Whatever lies you can throw out you will. This is just like the wheelchair idiocy that you made up.
You are the saddest excuse for a human being I've ever seen, just unbelievably pathetic.
It is only common during the first eight weeks. I have a feeling that in your case it was a permanent condition.
5/13/2010 9:12 am
. said: You wouldn't shut up about the fact that he worked in a liquor store. Did you make that one up also?
He hasn't worked in years. No mention of it to Inky, ever.
5/13/2010 9:12 am
. said: Then answer the question.
What did Inky ever do to you?
People, this is James Marks.
5/13/2010 9:11 am
. said: What would you know about work?
Its taken me 15 years to get a BA. I'm figuring things out.
It's 2 am. Irony.