They are not obviously you. Remember how there was NO WAY that I was in school until you personally found me on the dean's list?
That is the way your mind works, dude. Your mind filters out other possibilities. You truly think, live, work, and behave in a narrow set of boundaries.
Anyway, the photos are NOT OBVIOUSLY YOU, especially since they are the back of someone's fucking head. All you have to do is turn the flash off and the stupid camera electronic noises and nobody would have known they were being photographed.
All it takes is one small mistake, and he knows it. What he doesn't understand is math and probability. The longer they communicate electronically, the more opportunities there are for mistakes to accumulate, and the greater the probability that the mistake will make for epic ownage.
What he doesn't know is whether or not that has happened already.
Can you imagine that? She had so little self-respect that she begged this guy to stay and he still dumped her.
If Ferret ever moves in with her (and he will, just watch), the relationship will quickly turn dysfunctional and abusive. He won't respect her because she'll let him walk all over her.
She has no clue what lies directly in her future. She's stubborn and lacks insight. Trusting her own instincts regarding men and relationships is possibly the worst thing she could do.
On a side note, I am surprised her sister let ferret stay in the house. That shows that the sister is an idiot, too. What type of woman who is ultimately responsible for that house would allow an internet stranger to hang out for ten days? Those two sisters are fucking insane.
Exactly. And that laziness and sloppiness on her part isn't going to fly with Ferret. When he issues out an order to Michele it had better damn well be followed and must happen right now. He's not afraid of her lack of security directly affecting her. Like you said, he's afraid that her sloppiness is going to leave a trail directly to him.
I bet he raised his voice to her at least once during their visit. He desperately wishes to feel important so if she stopped for a mere hour in stroking his fragile ego he would have come unglued.
"toots, I can always just go home. If you don't like the fast food joint I chose for tonight's meal, then I'll go back to Toronto."
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Especially since Ferret swore up and down that he'd never ever post pictures of himself. This gray old dude could have been one of Michele's friends hanging around. That is what ferret's doesn't understand. It really could be anyone.
How hard would it have been to hold a small piece of paper with F2 on it and the current date? He could have held it above his shoulder and she still could have taken pictures of the back of his fat head.
Yet last night it was revealed that Michele thought she was nuts enough to get SSI. That's something new.
Anyway, what Ferret is mostly terrified of is whether or not we have something on him. It is possible that after OCDing over his conversations with Michele, he realized that by tapping into her phone records we could then find him. It probably terrorized him for days and he took his frustration out on Michele like the beta primate he is.
He knows that we know more about him and Michele than we are revealing and it scares the processed Molson's out of him. He also has to realize that at any point in time in the future this information could be revealed. He'll watch the board daily in utter fear of such a revelation.
I still can't believe that they thought I called her fucking 85 year old grandmother in the middle of the night. And they accuse me of being a liar? Good lord.
It isn't proof. Ferret demands conclusive evidence and often he's given something down to the precise email, time, location, type of paper it was written on, chemical properties of the paper, etc.
This old dude could have been anyone. Anyone. It could have been Inky's sister's boyfriend.
I am not trying to crack your phone's password and I doubt ARSE is. Look, I don't mind pranks and fucking around but I am not going to risk going to prison just to see some silly text messages.
We don't ever need Ferret's address. It is conclusive that he lives in a dump. I bet Michele's house, the ugly red one next to the polluted river, was like one of Saddam's palace to Ferret.
"No roaches, no lice, no silverfish, no mice...it's heaven, doc. What channel is the cartoon channel, toots?"
His face looks bloated from the side. A little bit of chub in the face. Must suck to have a fat head but skinny arms and legs. Sounds like a cartoon character, perhaps spongebob squarepants?
It is not conclusive if that is him or not. He claims he looks normal but it is NOT normal to post pictures of the back of his head. In fact, he's the first and only person in board history who posted pictures of the back of his head.
The feeling is anchored in probability. For example, cross-eyed is normal in a newborn, but is not normal in an infant.
Let us say that a person is an infant up to 24 months of age. Is that fair?
Some babies are cross-eyed up to two months of age.
The odds that ferret's claim being true would have to mean that the picture he was describing of him being a cross-eyed monster was when he was two months or younger.
2/24 = 0.0833.
So, there is an 8.3% chance, based on the alleged photo, that ferret was two months or younger and that his cross-eyed condition was normal and temporary.
