4/30/2010 6:45 pm
. said: KISS OF FAIL
Looks like Ferret decided to roll out of bed at 2:45 PM.
4/30/2010 6:40 pm
Gumby fan signing in.
4/30/2010 9:21 am
. said: Sorry - that was meant to be "just like SISB" - although "Just like SISB's" would is closer to the meaning I had in mind. This place tends to turn people into very lazy communicators.
4/30/2010 9:19 am
. said: No you don't get it. I could never convince brain dead psychos like you, no one can shake you from your delusions. You're just the objects of ridicule. I really don't respect you or care what you think. It's never been for you. How can you be so stupid to not understand that?
Just like Cougar doesn't exist and Katalyst isn't married. You are just angry because we've revealed serious flaws in your story. And we are successful, unlike you are with us.
An object of ridicule visits his internet girlfriend for the first time and stays up until 7 AM pig fighting with internet strangers.
What a tool.
4/30/2010 9:16 am
. said: Obviously because he was wearing black and Inky, who is as vapid and empty-headed as they come, thought that meant he was cool.
Even with the flakes.
And the gray hair.
And the liver spots.
I was kind of hoping it was ferret. As I remember he was trying to quit smoking when the PMs were posted. He'd gone over 10 days without a cigarette.
I guess ARSE and Sean created too much stress for him and he started smoking again. That, friends, is real control and real ownage.
"that wasn't a cigarette, it was a tiny, white carrot"
4/30/2010 9:15 am
. said: Well, those two posts were made by different people (I know this, since I made the second one) - so the only possible rationale for you grouping them together is that your dot guessing skills suck ass. Like like SISB.
Like like like SISB would have sounded better, FYI.
4/30/2010 9:12 am
. said: Just think, Ferret was at an address ARSE knows. Why didn't ARSE fly out and get him? ARSE is a Netscape millionaire after all, a flight to cleveland would be tip money for such an exalted character.
Wait a minute. Ferret showed up at a street corner to fight Katalyst. When he found out that ARSE was staying at san francisco in a hotel because ARSE posted photos, Ferret spent two days straight googling various hotels, types of wall paper, ANYTHING to get his flaky hands on some HOT ARSE PI.
Ferret conveniently forgot that there are tons of hotels in San Fran and there was no well in hell a photo would have revealed enough in time for Ferret to GET HIMB.
Ferret = idiot.
4/30/2010 9:08 am
. said: Sean, you have no idea what I am.
That is what burns you up.
You ride a bicycle and drink a lot. What else is there to know? At least my drunk uncle rode around in a rascal scooter before his liver gave out.
4/30/2010 9:05 am
. said: As Brittany Murphy astutely pointed out, you aren't going to get a face shot. Do you want my name and address too?
I figured you idiots would simmer and stew until you just couldn't take it anymore. That's exactly what happened. Some people took the high road but you followed your rage to your doom like the clownish losers that you are.
You and ARSE are just idiots and counting on you to behave as idiots is like betting on the sun coming up.
Anyway, you could easily bet on when the sun comes up because you are usually awake long after it does.
You aren't a hero nor a villain on the board, ferret. The only reason why anyone knows about you at all is because we make fun of you.
4/30/2010 8:58 am
. said: Are you trying to change the subject?
Where's the picture, ferret?
Yeah, wrong dot.
He's apparently getting..shall we say...frothy?
4/30/2010 8:51 am
. said: You sound postively manic.
You can post all the pictures of Cleveland or you in a pair of faaaaaaaaaaaaaar too long pants that you like.
You cannot, however, post a full-frontal picture of the old man from the museum in front of Inky's old Mac with F2 on the screen.
You can't even post a full-frontal picture of the old man from the museum in front of your own ancient PC with F2 on the screen.
Go ahead. Prove me wrong. Do it right now.
I bet he looks like Rodney Dangerfield.
4/30/2010 8:49 am
. said: "Most of all ARSE"
Well aren't you an arrogant old fat queer.
That was me, you know it was. I'm back in Toronto after ten lovely days with my girl. I can post some other pics of Cleveland or the SAME passport in the SAME jeans if you'd like you old fat loser.
But for now, watching you and Failure rage like madmen to no one in particular is far more entertaining. Goddamn this has you enraged.
DANCE, FATTY, DANCE!
Nobody wants to see photos of the back of some old dude's fat head.
4/30/2010 8:48 am
. said: They thought you and ARSE were in the thread where they posted the pics. When they got no response (because, let's face it, no one else gives a fuck if they live or die) they went over to CI and paged ARSE.
He wasn't there and BEN_BANNED made fun of the old man having dandruff, before he realized what he was saying. It's pretty fucking funny that ferret not only posted some old geezer's picture and claimed it was him, but picked someone who obviously has dandruff.
And liver spots.
4/30/2010 8:47 am
. said: It ruined Inky's life when you and ARSE posted her PI. You should be ashamed.
"the board was the only constant in my life at the time"
4/30/2010 8:45 am
. said: Actually Ferret is laughing his ass off at the ungodly froth.
Those pics did everything I wanted them to and more.
You are killing me here.
4/30/2010 8:42 am
I bet when Ferret fucked Michele, she felt like she was fucking a 13 year old boy. Flat ass, no shape, sloppy form, small dick, and no nuts.
"hey hon, can you wiggle your ass around so I can feel a little something here"
4/30/2010 8:40 am
. said: Then you were overweight when you were twenty.
Most women prefer lean over stout and doughy. For you this is the sad trooth.
Most women prefer a guy who is relatively lean but has some meat on him. Sad but true, poindex.
4/30/2010 8:38 am
. said: You are a funny guy. You spent months, MONTHS trying to convince everyone that ferret was a short, fat, wheelchair bound invalid. Now confronted with evidence to the contrary you are trying to claim that he is sick and underweight?
Serious question: Why do you ride that guys dick so hard?
Just let it go buddy.
I thought it was Katalyst who was trying to protect his cherished persona, and ferret merely posts as a dot, having no persona to cherish?
You aren't a super hero. You aren't a special snowflake. Your just a wheelchair bound blob who can't show his face to the camera for GOOD reason.
"those aren't liver spots on the back of my neck, they're bug bites"
4/30/2010 8:34 am
. said: I heard her on TalkShoe when she called in, before she passed out. You remember, she talked about it in her private PMs that half the board was reading.
She sounds like Phillis Diller.
Was she pretty hammered? What did she talk about? Phillis Diller. Sides hurt.
4/30/2010 8:31 am
. said: Inky is too stupid to disappoint. As you know, she forgave her last fiance even after he knocked up some whore (who is still a woman and able to reproduce, unlike Michele) but he still dumped her.
You might be right. I wonder if her husky, raspy, smoker's voice turned him off? In person it must have sounded like a cross between Oprah Winfrey, Fran Drescher, and Sandra Bernhard.
4/30/2010 8:29 am
. said: It kills ferret that the three people he most wants to believe the old-dandruff-dude troll - ARSE, you, and Katalyst - don't believe it at all.
Further, there was no discussion of the trip. They could have posted it and took a few punches, but at least half the board would have taken them seriously. INSTEAD, they post three pics and spend hours trying to rile a few of us up.
4/30/2010 8:22 am
. said: Yes dude, you are thick and getting thicker. You should consider eating less and exercising more.
I am the exact same weight I was when I was twenty. I eat very well and do moderate exercise (lots of walking).
Ferret doesn't have time for such things because enemy-smiting takes so much more importance. It's a priority.
Anyhow, size 31 jeans isn't anything to brag about. If that picture really is of him, he looks like he has serious health issues already. And we've only seen the back of his head.
4/30/2010 8:20 am
. said: Nah. Most chicks like lean athletic builds not squat doughy, out of shape builds.
Reminder: it takes much more effort to stay in shape than to let yourself go as you have. Women appreciate a man that takes care of himself.
You haven't been with a woman in years.
4/30/2010 8:15 am
. said: He doesn't give a fuck about her. All he cares about is impressing ARSE, who is laughing at ferret for posting pictures of an old man and not being able to prove it's really him.
It's like Woolie all over again.
I think he has a man crush on ARSE, just like James has a man crush on me. It's like they wish they were us
4/30/2010 8:14 am
. said: Maybe he has a thyroid condition like Shitfaced Michele.
The trip ended very poorly. I bet both were disappointed by the end.
"wasn't what I though it would be, toots"