7/9/2010 5:05 am
. said: INTERESTING IMAGERY THERE, SON. HERE'S A TIP, THOUGH: WHEN SERVING AS THE SECOND LIEUTENANT OF A KNOWN BREEDER-HATER, BEST NOT TO CONJURE UP HETEROSEXUAL SCENARIOS. KINDA LIKE TALKING MANISCHEWITZ TO HITLER. NOT NECESSARILY A PATH TO CAREER ADVANCEMENT. BUT AS AN EXPERIENCED BUSINESS ANAL-IST, YOU WOULD KNOA THIS LIKE YOU KNOA THE BACK OF YOUR HAND OR JOE WANG, OR SHOULD I JUST SAY, LIKE YOU KNOA WANG.
Fuck that. Have you ever tried MANISCHEWITZ blackberry wine? It is as thick as oil. Downing a bottle in an hour sends you straight into another galaxy. Put a droplet on a grasshopper's compound eye and watch it melt
7/9/2010 5:02 am
. said: You are not a normal person, you are a drunken insane loser.
A drunken insane loser (with no education) would believe that someone would be hired to analyze a water cooler.
And there were plenty of them in this thread.
7/9/2010 4:58 am
. said: That is what you said yourself.
To a normal person it was obvious I was being ridiculous. To a butthurt who takes everything at face value and has the IQ of petroleum jelly - not so much.
7/9/2010 4:57 am
. said: ARF IS REALLY WORRIED I MIGHT HAVE HIS PI
OMG OMG OMG MUST SAY I STAYED AT THE HUNTINGTON, SURE HOPE HE DIDN'T SEE ME & THE BF HEADING DOWN TO CHINATOWN AFTER WE CHECKED OUT OF THE DISMALOR SUITES
Ferret would cower if he ever stepped to ARSE in person. It would take at least two Ferrets to make one ARSE, if not two and a half.
ARSE would crush him like Hulk Hogan taking on canada girl in the missionary position
7/9/2010 4:54 am
. said: When ferret first saw inky's pics? Hmmmm. His internal dialogue musta been something like this:
1. WTF is that? Sean can't be serious. 0/10
2. This is some sort of troll
3. Sean pulled some random fatty pics off the internet to trick me. He should have put more effort in it.
4. I think that's a man. It really looks nothing like Inky.
5. Inky is petite and edgy. She really is.
6. I'm so going to kill sean.
7. I wonder who that hideous woman in the pics is? Sean's mom?
8. Maybe inky isn't real but a shared troll? Hmmmm.
9. Maybe I'm asleep and having a nightmare. I would have known if she was a fatty. I asked her once, she said if she got any smaller she couldn't do her job. She mentioned anorexia. Those pics aren't her.
10. They aren't her pics, no way, no how. Uh uh.
11. Oh my god.
He visited her anyway. And there is a reason why it took him so long to do it. Likely, she lost some weight and had to prove it by sending more pics. Only when she measured his standards did he decide to get a passport.
The most pathetic person in this saga isn't ferret. Really, it's Inky.
7/9/2010 4:44 am
Impeccable_Homobear said: Ferret tried to convince me that the ALL CAPS BORING DOT was going to hand out fliers and bribe desk clerks at the Grossmont or whatever the name of that place was.
Yet when you say the same thing, specifically to mock him, he thinks you're serious.
Then again he seemed to have really thought that "I WANT THEIR PI SO I CAN HAVE THEM ARRESTED" sounded reasonable. As if the police can't get it themselves.
ferret, here are the facts: You got trolled by Sean all night. You knew it had to be a troll but you were so desperate for a chance at owning me that you let yourself fall for it anyway. You stayed up all night, finally stopping at 8 AM.
At 4 PM, you got up and did a beer run on your bike. Per Sean's orders, you took pictures of your little journey and emailed them to him. That's what's so funny about the handlebars and everything else. You KNEW better, just like you knew that we were reading your PMs with Inky, but you went ahead and fucked yourself over anyway.
Fun fact: the entire length of the troll lasted nearly two weeks, from start to finish. At any point in time he could have bailed but even toward the very end he kept biting.
YOU ARE SEAN! I KNOW IT! BUT PROVE IT ISNT YOU BY GIVING ME ARSE AND SEAN PI I CAN LINK! A PICTURE? SURE, HERE ARE TWO MORE. WANT TO BE BUDDIES?
7/9/2010 4:37 am
gumby said: Wow, you don't perhaps think he was....JOKING?
The butthurt tend to be very literal.
7/9/2010 4:36 am
Ferret is very literal. The dumbass actually believed that I was brought on board to measure the cost effectiveness of a fucking water cooler.
7/9/2010 4:35 am
Impeccable_Homobear said: He doesn't eat now.
You kept him up until it was 8 AM in Toronto, and at 4 PM he was on his old ten speed pedaling to the liquor store, 5MP Polaroid digicam in shaking hand.
That's what this latest little outbreak of butthurt is really about. ferret's doing damage control.
The Ferret moniker even says "handlebars!" as a tagline. He was mumbling something earlier about me passing out fliers or calling the beer store where he peddles his cross-eyed ass to reup on foul dog piss.
Someone medicate this poor douche.
7/9/2010 4:32 am
. said: So says the fart smelling retarded drunk that says he analysed a water cooler at work.
The fact that it wasn't instantly obvious to you that I was being ridiculous indicates that you just aren't all that bright.
7/9/2010 4:28 am
Impeccable_Homobear said: I DO NOT!
Oh, wait....yes I do. Never mind.
Doesn't he though? He tries to act cute and coy. It's disgusting. Bring him to a pride parade and he'll swallow so much semen, he won't need to eat for a week.
7/9/2010 4:27 am
7/9/2010 4:26 am
. said: You missed it today cuz you were at work, but ferret was absolutely in heat over you, it was very odd, trying to convince himself that you were posting, had gotten fired, etc. He was unglued
I bet he made several posts trying to sound like me so he could give himself an excuse to argue with me. The sean "dot" (which was himself) would answer back, giving him the attention that he so desperately craves.
Someone should give this old bastard a Colombian necktie for his own good.
7/9/2010 4:24 am
Impeccable_Homobear said: You give ferret too much credit.
He's a high school dropout. He sits around and watches old movies, he reads a few blogs, and he sits on the board all day waiting for one of us to post.
He's over 60, he's got a scalp infection and it took him over 7 months to save up a few hundred bucks to go pork his ork.
Now she's dumped him and they're just "friends".
At least they will always have each other. *snicker*.
Imagine what ferret had to go through when he stayed there for ten days. Every time he woke up he had to see her in the morning without any enhancements. She must have looked like a ghoul from a Smurf cartoon. How the hell did he put up with that shit? I bet he never visits again.
Conversely, I'll bet even more that she'll never get that visual of his cross-eyed face out of her mind. It's imprinted.
"Just Friends" it is.
And you are absolutely right, he does seem to sit around here all day waiting for us to drop by. What is the positive reinforcement here? Does he love getting spit on and to be treated like a bitch?
7/9/2010 4:21 am
. said: SUX2BEU
When you drink, you become an effeminate faggot. Just saying.
7/9/2010 4:20 am
Impeccable_Homobear said: You are so boring.
I wonder if he uses us as an excuse for drinking. If we aren't around for several days, he has no reason to drink because he has no reason to up the courage level to engage in these silly battles. However, when we are around, that naturally is just cause for him to roll his ass off his couch and grab another case of beer.
conclusion: he ups his boozing when we are present, and he wishes we were present to have an excuse to increase booze intake
7/9/2010 4:18 am
canadagirl said: I am NOT included in any of it. doesn't mean I never made friends here..... and yes I know, but my clock is not tickin yet. will let u know :-)
Why not post some of it? Post a few snippets. We've got thick skin here. We can take it like the svelte twinks we all are
7/9/2010 4:16 am
. said: He's crazy, Sean's crazy
They talk every day and the crazy just amplifies. They both have this fucked up delusion that they were once respected pillars of the FC community. They never were but it's all they have to cling to.
Their both just debased, mentally ill anti socilal losers with internet connections and nothing else.
You are drunk as shit, dude.
7/9/2010 4:13 am
. said: That's him, angry fat asshole that thinks he should have ruled the world but he was never that bright and he's lazy.
Sean and ARSE are Pinky and the Brain.
Ferret, you are a classic socialist. You've had fantasies of being a big political revolutionary, a Neo-Bolshevik, someone who uses words so wisely that he commands an army of wide-eyed sycophants who are always standing by, waiting for their marching orders.
You were never bright, you were always lazy, and you've accomplished NOTHING in your life. FUCKING NOTHING! NOTHING!!!
7/9/2010 4:10 am
. said: . said: Personally I think arse is some sort of evil genius, extremely intelligent. It's the biggest compliment anyone ever gets from me. I'm a big fan of his work.
7/9/2010 4:07 am
. said: Obviously you aren't familiar with the use of cancerous as an adjective. Hardly surprising considering your lack of education and closed incurious mind.
Stick this and your shitty George RR Martin paperbacks up your prolapsed asshole, fatso.
cancerous - like a cancer; an evil that grows and spreads; "remorse was cancerous within him"; "pornography is cancerous to the moral development of our children"
lack of education? HAHAHA! Froth and project.
7/9/2010 4:05 am
canadagirl said: So if I have private emails from these guys talking about each other is this considered Gold?? just asking because that's the impression I am getting. Could be Goood..
That would be gold. Allegedly Spanky either gained access or has had access for some time, but that it merely a rumor. Further, it is curious as to why you would be included in all of this, but then again everyone knows I want to get you pregnant.
7/9/2010 4:02 am
Impeccable_Homobear said: Nope.
Lots of people on the board didn't like Inky, especially after they found out what a gossipy old cunt she really is.
Even more people don't like ferret, but he's sort of the invisible man. He's so bland and boring and such a coward when posting regged that few people notice him.
Notice how he rips off our verbal licks? Like "wow" etc? We come up with a verbal lick and a day later he's ripping us off.
Not a creative bone in his lazy commie body.
7/9/2010 4:01 am
Jesus, are you people stupid.
7/9/2010 3:18 am
. said: Is that the best lie you can come up with? Is that all you did all day? You are in charge of the water cooler now?
Yes. My job is to analyze it as a cost center.