Fuck that. Have you ever tried MANISCHEWITZ blackberry wine? It is as thick as oil. Downing a bottle in an hour sends you straight into another galaxy. Put a droplet on a grasshopper's compound eye and watch it melt
To a normal person it was obvious I was being ridiculous. To a butthurt who takes everything at face value and has the IQ of petroleum jelly - not so much.
He visited her anyway. And there is a reason why it took him so long to do it. Likely, she lost some weight and had to prove it by sending more pics. Only when she measured his standards did he decide to get a passport.
The most pathetic person in this saga isn't ferret. Really, it's Inky.
Fun fact: the entire length of the troll lasted nearly two weeks, from start to finish. At any point in time he could have bailed but even toward the very end he kept biting.
YOU ARE SEAN! I KNOW IT! BUT PROVE IT ISNT YOU BY GIVING ME ARSE AND SEAN PI I CAN LINK! A PICTURE? SURE, HERE ARE TWO MORE. WANT TO BE BUDDIES?
The Ferret moniker even says "handlebars!" as a tagline. He was mumbling something earlier about me passing out fliers or calling the beer store where he peddles his cross-eyed ass to reup on foul dog piss.
Doesn't he though? He tries to act cute and coy. It's disgusting. Bring him to a pride parade and he'll swallow so much semen, he won't need to eat for a week.
I bet he made several posts trying to sound like me so he could give himself an excuse to argue with me. The sean "dot" (which was himself) would answer back, giving him the attention that he so desperately craves.
Someone should give this old bastard a Colombian necktie for his own good.
At least they will always have each other. *snicker*.
Imagine what ferret had to go through when he stayed there for ten days. Every time he woke up he had to see her in the morning without any enhancements. She must have looked like a ghoul from a Smurf cartoon. How the hell did he put up with that shit? I bet he never visits again.
Conversely, I'll bet even more that she'll never get that visual of his cross-eyed face out of her mind. It's imprinted.
"Just Friends" it is.
And you are absolutely right, he does seem to sit around here all day waiting for us to drop by. What is the positive reinforcement here? Does he love getting spit on and to be treated like a bitch?
I wonder if he uses us as an excuse for drinking. If we aren't around for several days, he has no reason to drink because he has no reason to up the courage level to engage in these silly battles. However, when we are around, that naturally is just cause for him to roll his ass off his couch and grab another case of beer.
conclusion: he ups his boozing when we are present, and he wishes we were present to have an excuse to increase booze intake
Ferret, you are a classic socialist. You've had fantasies of being a big political revolutionary, a Neo-Bolshevik, someone who uses words so wisely that he commands an army of wide-eyed sycophants who are always standing by, waiting for their marching orders.
You were never bright, you were always lazy, and you've accomplished NOTHING in your life. FUCKING NOTHING! NOTHING!!!
That would be gold. Allegedly Spanky either gained access or has had access for some time, but that it merely a rumor. Further, it is curious as to why you would be included in all of this, but then again everyone knows I want to get you pregnant.
