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11/17/2010 4:38 am

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. said:You're a liar. You lie about your drinking problem, about your obvious homosexuality and about your stalking.

Lying some more just cements that.



LOOK: I have five grad classes and a job. Do you really think I can get smashed as often as ferret or James or Inkychick? I have responsibilities, I have peers who depend on my input in projects. These projects often require skilled statistical analysis.

Shame on you for being so cold.
11/17/2010 4:36 am

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Katalyst said:On topic question - if Canadagirl asked for cock pics, would you send them to her? And would cougar be cool with that?



I would not send Canadagirl cock pics. I do desire to get a reaction out of her but it seems that I am only marginally successful.
11/17/2010 4:31 am

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BE.GAY.SEAN said:Except for the fact that you tried to get me to cyber with you on several occasions,



that never happened. I remember asking him if he wanted to talk on the phone.

HOWEVER, I was inconclusive with ARSE. I can understand if he misinterpreted things.

Shit like that can happen with the best of us.

Hell, even SNK nearly knocked up some 17 year old thai whore.

That man understands risk
11/17/2010 4:29 am

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You are very sensual.

-S

11/17/2010 4:27 am

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. said:Irish Curse? It's just going to be a problem with whatever woman you meet.



I've got a good rod. Are you making fun of my gear?

11/17/2010 4:26 am

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. said:You asked for a "hot gay sex story" from ARSE.

You're a cockgobbler.



That is not true. At least I don't think it was. I asked him if he ever wanted to talk on the phone. This was a few years ago. since then we have talked on the phone many times. I must say that he's very, very, smart.

11/17/2010 4:24 am

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Katalyst said:Post regged Magbas.



It did feel like magbas but I hope it wasn't him.

I like magbas, I really do, I don't want conflict.

Have to pee, be back
11/17/2010 4:23 am

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canadagirl said:Actually he's kind of entertaining. But sounds too self centered. And i mean that in a nice way..



You are right. But I don't mean to be too self-centered. I just use this board to procrastinate the inevitable.

But Cougar is going to dump me.

I fucking feel it coming.

Moviewhore was right, and he's a fucking asshole!
11/17/2010 4:22 am

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. said:You'd be sucking every dick you could get your mouth on. You are gayer than ARSE.



Not interested in dicks.
11/17/2010 4:21 am

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. said:If any of this is even slightly partially true, it'd be fascinating to see the type of chick that is attracted to this guy. Just over the computer he is weird as fuck.



Weird chicks. I am weird. Weird chicks like me. Girls who like to go to fetish balls, orgies, etc.

True!

I have been invited to orgy houses but have never gone. I would never go!

I attract fucking weird chicks! I also attract weird dudes!

Truth!

I can just sit on a couch at a party and talk to people and they want to have sex with me (most of the time).

It is true! I swear it! Yet I am a prude son of a bitch!

11/17/2010 4:19 am

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. said:Those are women. Sean wants a :deebo: to dump some seedz in his ass.



If I was ever sent to jail and some dude tried to rape me, I would be willing to die to prevent it. I would have to be knocked unconscious.
11/17/2010 4:18 am

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SeansWetBrain said:Me and your other two working brains cells are trying to cobble together a new imaginary girlfriend for you. All we ask is that you stay sober for a few hours so we can work.

Here are some scenarios we have so far:

1) A teenage drifter that you help out.
2) A mexican woman who works in a diamond mine.
3) A cocktail waitress with a heart of gold.

We understand your frustrations with your current made-up SO and apologize for the inconvenience.



Those qualifications don't matter.

I want a girl who likes to party. I know that sounds sophomoric. I want a girl who wants to go to concerts, hike explore, rent expensive hotel rooms we can't afford, engage in occasional sex acts that we'll regret a few days later, go to comicon, enjoy the experience but pretend that we aren't total fucking pieces of shit geeks

etc
11/17/2010 4:14 am

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Original_Lonly_Guy said:Oh shit. She was truly a female version of you. Completely obsessive and always on the board.

Oh how I wish someone had the complete archives of that board.



Edited. Please see edited post and recomment. You fucking asshole cuntfucking slapcunt!
11/17/2010 4:12 am

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Original_Lonly_Guy said:Sean who was that OCD girl from FC who was a female version of you? You and her would have epic battles all night long that went for dozen of pages with no conclusion. That used to boggle my mind...



Her name was Dalia.

During private chat I was ... a bit intoxicated and told her that I wanted to eat her pussy. She responded with a six page email which was directed at totally destroying my character.

I have since lost that email, I wish I would have Control-C'd it.

Edit: It was so bad you of all people would have loved it.

It was literally six entire well-written pages telling me what an evil, disgusting, worthless, gormless piece of shit I was.

I enjoyed the letter but I must admit it did kind of hurt my feelings a bit

Given that I guess I truly am not a sociopath

more like a fuckfaceopath
11/17/2010 4:09 am

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canadagirl said:Why do u talk sooo much about yourself? kinda annoying.



Because it stirs up discontent on the board. It creates energy. I usually get attacked. But it provides entertainment.

You are sensual so you should recognize that in other people
11/17/2010 4:07 am

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Original_Lonly_Guy said:Exactly. I can't prove it, but the IP of the OP is *not* one I use.



Dude, you troll nearly everyone. When those databases were released I analyzed them. At the time you were responsible for a ton of asshole anonymous posts. James is in the same category. So were a lot of posters.

What the fuck!
11/17/2010 4:00 am

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Original_Lonly_Guy said:What the hell. I come home from work and found out that not only has someone been pretending to be me (OLG.nli) but Kirby is lying his ass off and saying I started this stupid thread...


:wtf:



He's been a mod for like two years, dumbass.
11/17/2010 3:59 am

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Fixt. said:fag..



I am usually accused of being a fag at 'large' parties. People who recognize me will ask me if I like dudes.

It is always a complete surprise to me.

That happened at Berkeley a lot. I got hit on by a lot of dudes in short period of time. These dudes would invade my personal space, offer to get me drinks, comment on my comments during class.

Mystifying.
11/17/2010 3:56 am

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ever_victorious_ehen said:You're projecting.



He might be right though. The kids are close to me (i think). But I intuitively sense that the hammer is about to fall.

Other hints:

When a woman overcompensates and says "i adore you, I miss you" etc too often it means that she is in search mode for something else. Serious!

I can't blame her, though.

She wants to settle and I am far too much of the party type. I may never be settling material.

Gee, who could have guessed.
11/17/2010 3:53 am

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. said:Can I go back to 1982 and have a do-over?
:sadbanana:



Just do it over today. Fuck the past.
11/17/2010 3:52 am

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. said:Those aren't girls buzzing around you. Those are flies drawn by the rotting smell of your booze-soaked flesh.



Maybe, but I have never ever ever had a problem finding women.

Truth: I have turned down at least 2 out of 3 woman who wanted to have sex with me.

The main reason was that they were too fast. They got turned on and wanted it right then.

I am a bit of a prude. I will not do that.
11/17/2010 3:50 am

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BubbaBailBonds said:Told ya so.



Don't know. Will keep you informed. Your conjectures earlier are not well founded.

Part of the problem is sexual compatibility.

Now that she sees vultures, she might retain the merchandise or jettison it

being totally objective here, as if I were a passive observer, I'd jettison that shit
11/17/2010 3:49 am

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. said:Does she have somebody else lined up?



Wouldn't surprise me. But I don't think so. Yet she sees the vultures. The vultures are the other women. They ping my facebook and other things.

I fucked myself because the a couple of times the last couple of months I got a bit tipsy and told her to find some other dude.

Chances are she probably did.

Lesson for booze: don't drink more than two nights in a row. It seems that the third night makes you all pissy with the world. You lose charisma. And when you lose charisma the chick can smell it and they get passive aggressive with you. And then you respond to this passive aggressiveness like a beta (because it was unexpectec) and that breaks the bottom planks on the otherwise stable ship

11/17/2010 3:43 am

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I'd give details but I don't want to.

Girls are buzzing around me like a vulture lately and that is ALWAYS a sign that I am about to be dumped.

I couldn't blame Teh Coug because I have been a mediocre lover and boyfriend but birds are buzzing left and right.

The last time this happened I got dumped but connected with some other bird.



11/17/2010 3:30 am

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Shiny New Kid said:The problem is that the political system has become such that it takes so much money to be competitive in an election that only those with no morals who are willing to sell out to any group that offers them a check, have a chance of getting elected.

So its no real surprise that elected officials are in the pockets of the rich and work exclusively for their paymasters



I think it is deeper than that.

The powerful wish to regress to the mean. A modern feudal system. A global cabal who possess absolute authority. The rest of us follow these orders. A hierarchical system determines compensation.
 

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