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12/13/2012 12:11 am

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. said:There's a white kid a Jewish kid and a black kid in the second grade. The white boy wants to play a game about penis size. So the white boy pulls out his dick and it's 1 inch long the Jewish kid pulls his dick out and it's 2 inches. The black kid pulls his out and it's 9 inches.

The black kid goes home and says "me ad my friends were playing a game about our penises and I won. Does that mean all black guys have big dicks?" "No Tyrone it's because you're 23"



Finally, a funny one.

True story, Rex.
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12/6/2012 2:10 am

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Nisse said:Nobody here wants to watch that.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1098799535

If you like that you are sick.



All squeaky clean, too bad she'll just get dirty again.
12/5/2012 5:45 pm

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This is really weird. Eighteen replies and nobody has blamed the joos for it.
12/1/2012 10:26 pm

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I just made those the other day. So damn good it still makes me want to cry.
11/29/2012 2:36 am

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What is she supposed to be dressed up as?
11/27/2012 5:11 am

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It could be worse. At least the Argos won.
11/21/2012 10:53 pm

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11/21/2012 9:36 pm

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. said:those boobs are saline :thumbdown:



I was thinking concrete.
11/20/2012 1:01 am

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Katalyst said:
. said:That's not her.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2215207/Im-writing-fitness-book-Sarah-Palin-hits-row-grows-shocking-new-skinny-figure.html



I was going to say that wasn't her too, but you changed my mind. God, I can't wait for 2015 or so when she runs.
11/19/2012 12:11 am

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. said:Or Lagos, Nigeria :shudder:

The Third Mainland Bridge is a looping ribbon of concrete
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thousands had fled the area, and hundreds of houses had burned down.



Sounds like Vancouver.
11/17/2012 8:35 pm

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BobHopesColostomyBag said:FFS I'm in Vancouver and it's saying " the uploader has not made this video available in your country"



Hey Bob, try the anonymoX extension for FF, the damn thing really works. If you don't use FF or Waterfox or whatever, then tuff shit. Also slows it down something awful so I only turn it on when needed.
11/13/2012 2:48 am

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Those are far nicer than I would have ever imagined.
10/30/2012 5:40 am

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Politicians in the days before PA systems had to have a high voice in order to be heard at any sort of distance. Guys like Romney wouldn't even be in that line of work.
10/23/2012 2:54 am

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dotmatrix said:I can't figure out this Fred Meyer place. It seems to have more hill people than Walmart, but everyone goes there. :confused:



Hill people? In the Pacific NW? I love Freddie's!
10/23/2012 2:53 am

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dotmatrix said:I have never heard of most of these. But I've always wanted to see a real life Piggly Wiggly.



I was in one in Custer, SD many years ago. It was a typical supermarket, nothing especially interesting, except for the staff. They were all dressed as clowns for some sort of promotion, and were embarrassed as hell. It was pretty surreal. I've been to Custer since then, and the PW had changed to something else.
10/14/2012 6:08 pm

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Aw, the poor galoot went and done it!
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9/29/2012 11:30 pm

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. said:VW did not have them until the air cooling went away.


They did, sort of, a screen that you had to clean in Varsol. Changing the oil in an old Beetle was a total clusterfuck, I just hated it.
9/11/2012 5:09 pm

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9/10/2012 4:23 am

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I don't know about the rest of you, but the Safeway stores around here are by far the most expensive places to buy food. The only reason I ever go there is to get cheese bagels, those are awesome. Everything else, forget it.
9/9/2012 2:40 am

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One day, sooner or later, one of those is going to make one fuck of a big hole in the ground. For real.
8/30/2012 3:12 am

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Don't wanna go to Seattle. Too many huge explosions.
8/16/2012 3:22 am

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lawn said:Never been, but will probably be passing through next summer, mainly so we can go to the Air Force museum in Dayton. The rest of Ohio I don't care much about.

There's a very respectable art museum in Cleveland.



Don't know offhand if we'll be Cleveland way, but it might be worth it to see the Rock 'n Roll Museum, and if they have a good gallery it would probably make it worthwhile. Or does the RnR Museum suck? I know there are some pretty glaring omissions.
8/16/2012 3:15 am

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Never been, but will probably be passing through next summer, mainly so we can go to the Air Force museum in Dayton. The rest of Ohio I don't care much about.
8/15/2012 2:30 am

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She'd give Kelly Clarkson a run for her money in the john.
8/13/2012 7:18 pm

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