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7/30/2009 2:01 am

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dude, like i keep telling you, just be 6'5". then you won't have these problems. when are you going to listen to me?
7/28/2009 11:44 pm

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according to hotornot.com i am a 9.3 :banana:
7/28/2009 2:12 am

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campertard said:WTF dude, I thought you were ready for this .Give to kid up for adoption then.



i also said that i was black, that i could see into the future, and that i used to live in a garbage can like oscar the grouch. :( who knew this would be the stupid bullshit tale that comes back and bites me on the ass.
7/28/2009 12:45 am

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campertard said:Look, you've completely turned your life around in the last year or so. I know its easy for me to say since I'm not you, but if you can totally change your life ,you can do this. Man up and be the father and husband that you are. If she isn't fucking with you and really is pregnant, have the baby and get married.



dude no way. fun time is over. if she's really pregnant than i have to convince her to get an abortion. there's no way i can let this happen.
7/28/2009 12:20 am

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campertard said: :confused:



i sobered up and spent the past half hour on the toilet crying or staring dryly at the floor. this is really the worst thing i've ever done. how could i do this to another person. and how could i bring an innocent life into this world after all i've seen. how can i inflict the sickness and pointlessness of existence on an innocent soul? dude what the fuck have i done..
7/28/2009 12:16 am

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jesus christ what did i do?? oh fuck this can't be happening.
7/27/2009 9:03 pm

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. said:Oh, yeah... chicks do that every month to manipulate you. It's part of the fun. :lol:



the funny thing is i was the one trying to manipulate her. now it's not so funny. :(
7/27/2009 8:34 pm

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. said:Why don't you just name it what any child of yours is destined to be:

Worthless Piece of Shit



fuck you. after the collapse of my society, my kid will be a great leader of men and construct a feudal utopia on the banks of the columbia.
7/27/2009 8:20 pm

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campertard said:Play along



:flip: fuck you then. shit i was even going to name one of his six names after you. guess i'll have to think of something else besides jamal orion shabazz malcom x campertard truffant.
7/27/2009 8:06 pm

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campertard said:Sorry. Your child.



:thumbup:
7/27/2009 8:01 pm

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campertard said:crotch fruit



sad and fucked-up way to refer to children, dude.
7/27/2009 8:01 pm

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. said:She's young and cute now.

Once she shits out that kid, expect a minimum 50 pound weight gain. She'll also become an irritable nagging cunt as soon as her titties start to feel sore.

:mittens:



nah she won't get fat. she'll almost always have the same body type. i have an eye for these things, so i know. she'll probably age badly, though. that happens to most blondes. oh well she's only 19 so that's all a while off yet. i'll probably be dead by then so it's all good.
7/27/2009 7:56 pm

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campertard said: :sadwave:



ah well at least she's young and cute. won't be hard to be married to her.
7/27/2009 7:53 pm

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few sentences can hit a person harder than "i've never been this late before." like a freight train to the stomach. jesus christ what did i just do lmao.
7/20/2009 9:04 pm

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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:IMAGE DUMP? MORE LIKE BONER DUMP! AM I RIGHT, FELLOWS?



ha ha ha you are correct sir!
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7/19/2009 10:08 pm

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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:FATHER TIME HAS THE INSIDE TRACK AT THIS POINT.



ironic, isn't it. any man would be so lucky to have her for the same reasons no man ever will.
7/19/2009 9:52 pm

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she is stunning. i wonder what man will finally break down her walls and when.
7/16/2009 4:16 am

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madelf said: :rant:



just keeping it in the family. <3
7/16/2009 4:12 am

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madelf said:my mother still claims i came from a pod in a cabbage patch, yourself?



i like it better when the pillow keeps you from talking, sis

:hump:
7/16/2009 4:09 am

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minotaur said:yeah right.



no we really are half siblings

7/16/2009 4:00 am

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. said:http://www.zweg.com/dump/photo/IMG_4488dc.JPG



KATE YOU BITCH!!
7/16/2009 3:59 am

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madelf said:nah, i dont need the lady sockfuckers knowing how strapping you are



i'm all yours <3

btw did you know i own a nursery in bremerton, washington?

http://www.yellowbot.com/northwest-tropicals-bremerton-wa.html

7/16/2009 3:54 am

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madelf said:i dunno if thats your addy but, actually, i dont know your height either, but you say 6'5. so 6'5 it is!

:w00t:



go ahead and post that burger king pic you bitch think i give a fuck? matter of fact FUCK ALL YALL YALL AINT SHIT
7/16/2009 3:41 am

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. said:for someone who is so averse to the idea of anything remotely gay, you sure are quite eager to get down on your knees. :lol:



whatever it takes, master. just please don't ruin me.
7/16/2009 3:40 am

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madelf nli said:floor pisser is only 5'9" and very skinny. he's not close to the 6'5" that he claims to be.

i'll see if i can upload his picture once i find it on my hard drive.



how could i trust you ...
 

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