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7/16/2009 4:16 am

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madelf said: :rant:



just keeping it in the family. <3
7/16/2009 4:12 am

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madelf said:my mother still claims i came from a pod in a cabbage patch, yourself?



i like it better when the pillow keeps you from talking, sis

:hump:
7/16/2009 4:09 am

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minotaur said:yeah right.



no we really are half siblings

7/16/2009 4:00 am

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. said:http://www.zweg.com/dump/photo/IMG_4488dc.JPG



KATE YOU BITCH!!
7/16/2009 3:59 am

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madelf said:nah, i dont need the lady sockfuckers knowing how strapping you are



i'm all yours <3

btw did you know i own a nursery in bremerton, washington?

http://www.yellowbot.com/northwest-tropicals-bremerton-wa.html

7/16/2009 3:54 am

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madelf said:i dunno if thats your addy but, actually, i dont know your height either, but you say 6'5. so 6'5 it is!

:w00t:



go ahead and post that burger king pic you bitch think i give a fuck? matter of fact FUCK ALL YALL YALL AINT SHIT
7/16/2009 3:41 am

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. said:for someone who is so averse to the idea of anything remotely gay, you sure are quite eager to get down on your knees. :lol:



whatever it takes, master. just please don't ruin me.
7/16/2009 3:40 am

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madelf nli said:floor pisser is only 5'9" and very skinny. he's not close to the 6'5" that he claims to be.

i'll see if i can upload his picture once i find it on my hard drive.



how could i trust you ...
7/16/2009 3:36 am

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. said:yeah whatever. i don't trust you. how do i know your on the level?



what do you want me to do? suck your dick? i mean i'll do it. whip it out.
7/16/2009 3:34 am

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. said:reveal what?

your real name and what you look like?

:lol:



please sir i'll do anything.
7/16/2009 3:33 am

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madelf nli said:it's too late, hon.

we're at the point of no return. :sad:



can i move in with you?
7/16/2009 3:24 am

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DAS BUT said:if you know where he lives, just buy a bus ticket and whoop his ass. I would



my only hope is to submit.

to the person who revelead my pi: i will do anything you ask if you just keep everything else you know quiet.
7/16/2009 3:12 am

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. said:Dude is that your real PI?



yes!! how the fuck did he find it?? dude this is NOT cool
7/16/2009 3:10 am

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. said:http://www.loserkibbutz.com/lk/viewtopic.php?pid=1149314#p1149314



holy fucking shit what the fuck!!!!
7/16/2009 2:37 am

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. said:http://www.loserkibbutz.com/lk/viewtopic.php?id=211720



what about it
7/16/2009 2:17 am

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:facepalm:
7/16/2009 1:19 am

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campertard said:I can deal with rejection and personal failure. I've had sand kicked in my face enough. Honestly, I'm sick o letting pity fuck chances and occasional opportunities go away unchecked. I had a girl earlier this summer that I know for a fact i could have gotten. Just like the track bitch and a previous skanky chick. You're a wise one, FP. :thumbup:



so do it. and read more. i recommend this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvard_Classics

but first the bible and then something like heart of darkness.

read for two hours a day, exercise for one and a half. stay away from any non-work related computer shit until you've finished every book in the series.
7/16/2009 12:57 am

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campertard said:I understand. Clearly this is a call for me to steal the girl that's still mad at me from her faggot, effeminate bf and cause irritation and grief for the guy friend of the other one. Granted this plan is rife with fail, but I should do it.



no. that's where bullshit platitudes like the ones in this thread will lead you. you'll be crying into pints of ice cream because some girl was grossed out by you, thinking waaahhhh this is it it can't get any worse. that's not what i'm talking about. what you need to do is get off your fat ass and get your own bad habits like over eating and sitting around in check, and when you can discipline yourself like a man, the rest will naturally and quickly follow, so be ready.
7/16/2009 12:41 am

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campertard said:Jesus, I get this moment of heart swelling confidence from Hymie and you chop me at the knees. :frown:



it's not like that. i just know because i've been there. something insane has to happen before you can change. trust me. your job is to go make that happen. some embarrassing, heart-breaking thing that totally destroys you. that's what it takes.
7/16/2009 12:25 am

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Hymie_Jaggerstein said:I LEAVE YOU ALL NOW WITH A HEAVY HEART AND ADVICE FOR MY DEAREST EFRIEND, CAMPERTARD: SACK UP, LITTLE BROTHER. NOW THAT I AM GONE, THERE IS NO ONE HERE OR IN YOUR REAL LIFE WORTH KISSING UP TO- YOU ARE WORTHY. IT'S TIME TO STOP BEING A HENCHMAN AND JUST START BEING A MAN. HEED THIS WISDOM AND YOU'RE GONNA FILL A LOT OF GALS' MORNINGS WITH REGRET BEFORE IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, MY FRIEND.



yeah but he won't. he'll still be fat and servile ten years from now. i don't think he has it in him to change. it would take some enormous pressure to make him lean and hard.
7/16/2009 12:10 am

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i've been on a death trip forever. get your own schtick fag.
7/15/2009 12:41 am

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y'all niggas too dramatic damn
7/15/2009 12:28 am

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campertard said: :potd: Why the hell didn't you tell us. :mad:



come on is this board even worth that kind of time? fuck this graveyard. who even cares anymore
7/15/2009 12:27 am

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Sunshine said: :aww:

Private. I get it.



no i just can't think up good lies that quickly
7/15/2009 12:26 am

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Sunshine said:You gotta start a thread about losing your virginity. Gotta share the story!



i'm sorry but no
 

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