Posts by floor_pisser

Brittany Murphy said:

Will be there next Thursday, wanna hook up for a beer?

Brittany Murphy said:

0% chance

Fag said:

Do you know anybody who lives in the city?

Hymie_Jaggerstein said:

GOOD LUCK WITH THE JOB.

thanks homey. you should totally come up and kick it with me

PithyStatementMan said:

New York City a HOLE?

Anyone who thinks that is either seriously broke or does not know their way around.

. said:

If you need to try to plan this just to take your week, you need to rethink your dependence on this fucked up drug.

Yuo = addict.

Fag said:

The day before you leave, FedEx a package to your hotel.

Vacuum sealers work wonders for packaging for short-term shipments.

. said:

Double bag, layer of glue, into another bag done in another area(clears any residuals), nest into bottom of deodorant stick.

. said:

Like an upgraded bus. How far?

Hymie_Jaggerstein said:

ARE YOU FLYING TO SEE THE SAD EYED LADY OF THE STEPPE LAND?

. said:

if you take a train they don't put you thru security.

Or carpool.

. said:

Just double-bag it and stuff it into a sock. Are you going overseas? If so, be careful, otherwise it's a non-issue.

PithyStatementMan said:

They x-ray all electronics. Don't you think that will show up?

. said:

Always crotch it. Cops don't like searching your crotch.

PithyStatementMan said:

I don't smoke pot, but my friend just rolls joints and puts them in his cigarette pack.

Why not just buy weed when you get where you're going?

. said:

could you mail it to yourself?

. said:

"soul mate" -540/10

. said:

Once you're over that you can just enjoy life for what it is without the annoying nagging itch to reproduce with some shitsack cunt that will turn your life into living hell...and no homosexuality isn't an option...

. said:

By the way you fucked your shitty troll by mentioning Ariadne like that.

-22/10

Epic fail

i really feel bad for you guys.

. said:

Life is mostly disappointment and wisdom is the indifference we learn to assume to avoid the pain of disappointment.

Original_Lonely_Guy said:

She seems like a great person, honestly, smart and enthusiastic, but as humans we learn patterns... she definitely fits the dyke pattern. I'm not backing away from my assumptions - ive been right about this kind of thing way too many times. If she does end up with a guy, its gonna be a guy who does as she says.

. said:

If she let me spear the meatball turds out of her ass with my evil veiny drifter prick I'd probably take her downtown and buy her some slut gear to wear so she'd look good hanging desperately onto my arm like she worshipped me.

Original_Lonely_Guy said:

She is working on a mustache.

That woman is at least 50% lesbian, and I wouldn't be suprised if she doesn't care for men at all. She also has a VERY hairy bush and pits.

A smart woman like that is really only gonna deal with whimpy men she can mold into what she wants.

No thanks.

shockeye said:

she has an adorable comprehension of bell, entanglement, and a dimple.

edit: however did you run across this phys-video?

you think i'm dumb dont you