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4/19/2011 1:25 am

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. said:Weed? Dirt bikes?

Are you 12?



29.
4/10/2011 9:15 pm

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i have to go. just wanted to say once and for all how much i hate yall

except madelf. throw me a conjugal
4/10/2011 9:12 pm

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. said:You're here for a long time, son. :boring:



get your shots in while you can, fag. i might not be here for much longer. :sadbanana: crooked ass cops.
4/10/2011 9:10 pm

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. said:Go back to troll school and don't come back until you've earned your certificate. :nono:



i meant i'm sorry that you wasted your time writing that wall of text about something you so obviously don't care about. :rolleyes: just fuck off and take dangerbaby with you. my whole world is about to come apart permanently. you two haters are the last thing i need at the mo.
4/10/2011 9:08 pm

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. said:Son, it's a property crime of over a million dollars and you're a first offender. They would have you sitting in county for at least a few days to have you sweat it out.

-2093840293840293487978934758/10



where do you think i've been? click my name and look at the date of my last post before i started this thread. i was there for fucking ever!
4/10/2011 9:06 pm

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. said:They are not going to charge you with shit unless they know you were involved- it's a waste of time for them to do so. They took you in and tried to get you to cooperate with the investigation, you folded and cried into your hands about how you had nothing to do with it so they released you. You ran to this here e-biz board and got puffy, only to find your troll failed and failed very badly.

Study up on your next troll, we can't allow you to be doing shit like this anymore. It's not entertaining at all.



i'm sorry.
4/10/2011 9:03 pm

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madelf. said:what do you want her to look like?



you.
4/10/2011 9:01 pm

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dangerbaby said:What did your lawyer say about blathering everything on public message boards? (to clarify, I'm just pretending to believe you)



then fuck off.
4/10/2011 9:01 pm

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. said:I've had higher bail for lesser crime.

:facepalm:



i'm not a flight risk, and it's a first offense.
4/10/2011 9:00 pm

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. said:They're going to charge you without physical evidence? So, either you were involved or you were stupid enough to actually commit the crime. Sucks to be you. :lol:



we go out there a couple times a week, and so they have tons of footage of me fucking around at the scene over ... gosh, a solid year. dirty fuckers, i didn't do shit!
4/10/2011 8:56 pm

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. said:How much was the bail? $5?



$10,000.
4/10/2011 8:56 pm

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madelf. said:soap on a rope is your friend



can i get a conjugal? just one?
4/10/2011 8:56 pm

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dangerbaby said:If you're posting this on a public message board then I guess you waived your right to have a lawyer?



no, i have one. i'm just counting on you guys to be quiet.
4/10/2011 8:55 pm

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. said:Then they questioned and released you. You're not stuck with bail unless you've been charged. :boring:



no, i have been charged. like i said, they're going for it.
4/10/2011 8:52 pm

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. said:And they wouldn't have arrested you unless they had solid evidence that you were involved... so you're a lame troll or a stupid criminal.

Which is it?



no. they have me on tape because that's where my buddies and i smoke weed and ride our dirt bikes. i didn't steal anything from them, but the cops still tried to threaten me with it to get me to cop a plea. i kept my mouth shut the whole time, though. so they're going for it. assholes.
4/10/2011 8:50 pm

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. said:Last I heard you were going to kill yourself? Is that illegal?



i only said that because i was scared. it's all good now though i don't even think like that any more.
4/10/2011 8:49 pm

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. said:Come on, spill.



apparently a business around here got cleaned out for over a million dollars worth of equipment
4/10/2011 8:46 pm

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. said:How many brother "served" you in county?



that's your little fantasy huh homo?
4/10/2011 8:44 pm

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i won't tell you what happened, just that i'm facing a lot of time. i am 75% sure i can beat the charge, though. didn't say a thing!
3/30/2011 12:58 am

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. said:You're pretty much fucked if you're looking at alcohol. I'm an expert - there is basically no fucking way. If I were you I'd spend the time developing a connection with some idiot doctor so you can get a benzo connection.

Let us know how it goes. Best of luck.



argh. i can't afford that. it costs over $130 just to get a 15-minute appointment with a GP where i live.

screw it i'll figure something out. see you fuckers in hell! :wave:
3/30/2011 12:56 am

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. said:Take your time robbing a bank. Shoot it out with the cops with an AK-47 when a sufficient number of them have shown up.. Wear a bulletproof vest, it won't help save your life but it will dispel any idea that it was suicide by cop. Leave a copy of 'Heat' in your DVD player. You will go out as a badass and make national news.



pfft. that's been done.
3/30/2011 12:56 am

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. said:Take up skydiving, but don't pull. :shurg:



thought of that, too. it would just be so out of character for me to decide to go skydiving one day. they would never believe it.
3/30/2011 12:54 am

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. said:If they knoa you're impotent, they'll put 2 and 2 together.



they're in total denial. my mom still thinks i'm going to make a grandmother of her. she tries to talk to me about women all the time, even though she knows i'm a limp dick and have never even had a girlfriend.

that's why it's important to me that my death looks like an accident. so that de nile will continue to flow.
3/30/2011 12:49 am

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. said:The best and most comfortable way is overdose on narcotic painkillers and sedatives. He is already known to his parents as a drug addict.



yeah, but not pills. and i don't have any pill connections, either.

actually, though, you might be on the right track. what about alcohol? how much should i drink, though. i'm 6'5", about 220lbs if that helps.
3/30/2011 12:45 am

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. said::motorcycleL

Tie weights to your ankles and jump off a large bridge at midnight into water. Yuo will not be found.



sure, but they can't have any closure if i'm not found. if i wanted to disappear, i'd just go deep into the olympic rainforest and shoot myself.
 

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