they're in total denial. my mom still thinks i'm going to make a grandmother of her. she tries to talk to me about women all the time, even though she knows i'm a limp dick and have never even had a girlfriend.
that's why it's important to me that my death looks like an accident. so that de nile will continue to flow.
yes, but there's no way for me to make drowning look like an accident. i've lived by the ocean my whole life (well, if you consider the puget sound to be the "pacific ocean," that is), and have never once been to the beach or even gone swimming. it would look really weird if i suddenly drowned.
i actually thought of something similar to that after watching the simpsons this morning. grandpa's friend, the bald guy with the huge beard, got his whiskers caught in a pencil sharpener and almost ended up as a conehead.
but i don't have a beard, and the tie won't work, because i've never worn one before. it would raise too many questions.
Whites in America will be outnumbered by 2050 by rising numbers of ethnic minorities, according to official figures.
Hispanic, black and Asian people accounted for 90 per cent of all births in the U.S. between 2000 and 2010.
In 40 years’ time they will comprise more than half the population due to their higher birth rates and immigration.
key word: near. being a western "alpha" is like having a dick that only half works. that might seem okay when you're living in a country where pretty much everyone else is impotent, but it certainly isn't good enough for any man who's ever had a real hardon.
"White Tights" (also "White Pantyhose" or White Stockings; the beliye kolgotki, Russian: белые колготки; Latvian: baltās zeķbikses) is a Russian urban myth surrounding the alleged participation of female sniper mercenaries in combat against Russian forces in various armed conflicts from late 1980s.
The myth describes these women as blond Amazon-like nationalistic biathletes turned anti-Russian mercenaries. They come predominantly from the Baltic states, but subsequent variations of the myth have diversified the ethnic composition of the snipers, including Ukrainian, Russian and even black women in their midst.
The name "White Tights" originates from the white-coloured winter sports attire these snipers were wearing and was first coined during the Nagorno-Karabakh War.