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4/10/2011 8:46 pm

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. said:How many brother "served" you in county?



that's your little fantasy huh homo?
4/10/2011 8:44 pm

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i won't tell you what happened, just that i'm facing a lot of time. i am 75% sure i can beat the charge, though. didn't say a thing!
3/30/2011 12:58 am

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. said:You're pretty much fucked if you're looking at alcohol. I'm an expert - there is basically no fucking way. If I were you I'd spend the time developing a connection with some idiot doctor so you can get a benzo connection.

Let us know how it goes. Best of luck.



argh. i can't afford that. it costs over $130 just to get a 15-minute appointment with a GP where i live.

screw it i'll figure something out. see you fuckers in hell! :wave:
3/30/2011 12:56 am

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. said:Take your time robbing a bank. Shoot it out with the cops with an AK-47 when a sufficient number of them have shown up.. Wear a bulletproof vest, it won't help save your life but it will dispel any idea that it was suicide by cop. Leave a copy of 'Heat' in your DVD player. You will go out as a badass and make national news.



pfft. that's been done.
3/30/2011 12:56 am

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. said:Take up skydiving, but don't pull. :shurg:



thought of that, too. it would just be so out of character for me to decide to go skydiving one day. they would never believe it.
3/30/2011 12:54 am

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. said:If they knoa you're impotent, they'll put 2 and 2 together.



they're in total denial. my mom still thinks i'm going to make a grandmother of her. she tries to talk to me about women all the time, even though she knows i'm a limp dick and have never even had a girlfriend.

that's why it's important to me that my death looks like an accident. so that de nile will continue to flow.
3/30/2011 12:49 am

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. said:The best and most comfortable way is overdose on narcotic painkillers and sedatives. He is already known to his parents as a drug addict.



yeah, but not pills. and i don't have any pill connections, either.

actually, though, you might be on the right track. what about alcohol? how much should i drink, though. i'm 6'5", about 220lbs if that helps.
3/30/2011 12:45 am

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. said::motorcycleL

Tie weights to your ankles and jump off a large bridge at midnight into water. Yuo will not be found.



sure, but they can't have any closure if i'm not found. if i wanted to disappear, i'd just go deep into the olympic rainforest and shoot myself.
3/30/2011 12:44 am

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. said:Do you live near a large body of water?



yes, but there's no way for me to make drowning look like an accident. i've lived by the ocean my whole life (well, if you consider the puget sound to be the "pacific ocean," that is), and have never once been to the beach or even gone swimming. it would look really weird if i suddenly drowned.
3/30/2011 12:34 am

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. said:Apparently the way to go is to get fucked up on painkillers or benzodiazapines and booze and wander out into the snow during a harsh blizzard. After a while you just sort of go to sleep in the cold and freeze to death before you wake up.



not looking for the easiest way to go. it just has to look like an accident. i'd drink bleach if i thought it would cover my tracks.
3/30/2011 12:32 am

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. said:Buy a scan tool and work on your car in an enclosed garage. That way it will look like you were trying to fix something but accidently died of CO poisioning. The news will pick up on it and maybe others will be saved.



carbon monoxide poisoning was my first thought. but i don't have a garage or even access to one. :sad:
3/30/2011 12:31 am

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. said:You could wear a necktie and open the hood of your car and get your tie stuck in the flywheel. :thumbup:



i actually thought of something similar to that after watching the simpsons this morning. grandpa's friend, the bald guy with the huge beard, got his whiskers caught in a pencil sharpener and almost ended up as a conehead.

but i don't have a beard, and the tie won't work, because i've never worn one before. it would raise too many questions.
3/30/2011 12:25 am

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mr the horse said:Autoerotic asphyxiation?



they would never buy it, because they know i'm impotent and never masturbate. :sad:
3/30/2011 12:23 am

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i've already considered driving into a telephone pole or concrete divider at high speed, but with my luck i'd probably survive and end up like terri schiavo. i need something foolproof.
3/26/2011 5:31 am

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. said:You should be happy about that.



i'm not. i now really feel that a race war is possible in the near future. not happy about any of this at all. :sad:
3/25/2011 10:57 pm

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Whites in America will be outnumbered by 2050 by rising numbers of ethnic minorities, according to official figures.
Hispanic, black and Asian people accounted for 90 per cent of all births in the U.S. between 2000 and 2010.
In 40 years’ time they will comprise more than half the population due to their higher birth rates and immigration.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1370071/Whites-minority-U-S-2050-black-Hispanic-birth-rates-soar.html
3/22/2011 1:42 am

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jr. high

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3/21/2011 2:38 am

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a very, very smart and well-spoken kid. he's got a good future ahead of him, i think. hopefully this gave him the self-confidence he so badly needs.
3/21/2011 1:17 am

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. said:In Western culture one attains (near) this level of alfa status by entertainment or business, almost never through law enforcement or government, but no Western society simply won't allow for thug rule as Muslim and other third world societies do.



key word: near. being a western "alpha" is like having a dick that only half works. that might seem okay when you're living in a country where pretty much everyone else is impotent, but it certainly isn't good enough for any man who's ever had a real hardon.
3/21/2011 12:53 am

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Tights

"White Tights" (also "White Pantyhose" or White Stockings;[1] the beliye kolgotki, Russian: белые колготки; Latvian: baltās zeķbikses) is a Russian urban myth surrounding the alleged participation of female sniper mercenaries in combat against Russian forces in various armed conflicts from late 1980s.[2]
The myth describes these women as blond Amazon-like nationalistic biathletes turned anti-Russian mercenaries. They come predominantly from the Baltic states, but subsequent variations of the myth have diversified the ethnic composition of the snipers, including Ukrainian, Russian and even black women in their midst.
The name "White Tights" originates from the white-coloured winter sports attire these snipers were wearing and was first coined during the Nagorno-Karabakh War.[3][4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Tights

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3/21/2011 12:01 am

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sometimes i think the only normal looking people in britain are the first and second generation immigrants. :sad:
3/18/2011 1:24 am

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. said:And you're a virgin?

I thought tall people were all alphas?



it doesn't matter when you're ugly inside and outside.
3/17/2011 11:24 pm

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addict said:I'ma comin after your ass next
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/16/article-0-0B2DF58600000578-120_233x364.jpg



6'5", 225lbs. i could palm that human pumpkin's head like a basketball and slam dunk his fat ass if i had to. :cool:
3/17/2011 11:11 pm

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. said:40 yo virgin here! your virginity will still live on in me!



i feel so bad about this whole incident. what a terrible way to lose the only unique, interesting thing about you ... :sad:

rest in peace, sister. we will carry on your fight.
3/17/2011 10:58 pm

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in 7 months i will be a 30 year old virgin too. i will carry the flame for you, sister!

:canada:
 

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